снiпер
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Username: снiпер
Steam ID: 76561199655151408
Time Banned: I forgot, but that was about half a year ago.
Date Banned: I forgot, but that was about half a year ago.
Reason:
Hello everyone, my name is Mikhail and this is my first appeal to unlock my account. If I'm Russian and I'm too lazy to take a school English course again, so a translator was used here, so don't be surprised if there is a wrong spelling. But not the point. I want to tell you the real reason for my ban...
So... It was two years ago. At that time, I was in high school with my friends Kostya and Vanya. This is if we talk about my closest friends, not to mention others. In general, at school I was often near these two morons. But that's not the point at all... And it's all connected to my dirty shitty school cafeteria.. where the terrible thing happened.. At that time, we had lunch there every day, something like maggot soup or French shit with sausage cocks. One day I took food there without even looking at it and sat down at the table. But Kostya immediately blinked and said-
Fuck.. your cutlets, if it's not even shit, smell worse than you! I answer - Brother, what are you talking about? It seems like normal cutlets..
But when I looked at them, I saw a brown substance drenched in some kind of white sauce. I silently decided to try to eat IT. I immediately threw up this mess back into the plate...
Kostya: Well, what are you doing? Delicious cutlets)))0000)0... Why are you silent?
Me: Shut the fuckin' scarecrow up or you're gonna lick my dirt out from under my nails
At that moment Vanya came up to us
Vanya: So, I ate juicy cutlets. What about you guys?
Kostya: So what? Is it cool for you to have a bum shit down your throat?
Vanya: What? are you ahuel? I'm going to shoot cum at you now suka blyat
Me: Guys! Don't quarrel!
Kostya: Well of course. Let's eat this shit and sit in the toilet until six o'clock in the morning. skibidi dop dop
Then we started arguing until the bell rang for the lesson
When we were walking to class, I noticed how our school cook, Baba Lyuba, carried empty pots to our school basement. I was puzzled by this
After lessons, I told my friends that it would be nice to find out what was going on in this basement out of interest. We discussed it and decided to meet at the school on a dark night..
When we met, we climbed through an open window and sneaked into the school basement, which to our surprise was open. When we went inside, we were stunned by what we saw! Four hairy men jerked off and took a shit in pots, mixing it along the way and adding heavy narcotic substances.
The men themselves were heavily muscled and reminded me of them... oh no.. MGE BROTHERS
mge heavy: OH, LOOK WHO CAME TO US). LET'S GIVE THEM ANAL TESTS
I ran as fast as I could to the exit and ran a hundred miles in a minute. When I looked back, I did not find my friends ..... oh no....... they made an ass hole of a ryazhenka and fed it to schoolchildren... like me....
t to my house and suddenly I heard, "THESE CUTLETS HAD THE GENES OF MY BROTHERS. YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE... FOREVER..." Then I lost consciousness. I woke up with the computer turned on, where the TF2 classic was turned on
Terrible graffiti with muscular MGE brothers and insults in the chat written by me were visible on the monitor..
I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!! MY MIND HAS BEEN TAKEN!!! and then I get blocked..
After that moment, I was sad for a long time that I would no longer be able to play my favorite game.. Next, I went to the hospital, which helps to cure this terrible mge virus.
It's been half a year and now I'm completely cured of the mge virus and a good citizen of Russia that will NEVER insult other people and put inappropriate graffiti! I've changed..
Steam ID: 76561199655151408
Time Banned: I forgot, but that was about half a year ago.
Date Banned: I forgot, but that was about half a year ago.
Reason:
Hello everyone, my name is Mikhail and this is my first appeal to unlock my account. If I'm Russian and I'm too lazy to take a school English course again, so a translator was used here, so don't be surprised if there is a wrong spelling. But not the point. I want to tell you the real reason for my ban...
So... It was two years ago. At that time, I was in high school with my friends Kostya and Vanya. This is if we talk about my closest friends, not to mention others. In general, at school I was often near these two morons. But that's not the point at all... And it's all connected to my dirty shitty school cafeteria.. where the terrible thing happened.. At that time, we had lunch there every day, something like maggot soup or French shit with sausage cocks. One day I took food there without even looking at it and sat down at the table. But Kostya immediately blinked and said-
Fuck.. your cutlets, if it's not even shit, smell worse than you! I answer - Brother, what are you talking about? It seems like normal cutlets..
But when I looked at them, I saw a brown substance drenched in some kind of white sauce. I silently decided to try to eat IT. I immediately threw up this mess back into the plate...
Kostya: Well, what are you doing? Delicious cutlets)))0000)0... Why are you silent?
Me: Shut the fuckin' scarecrow up or you're gonna lick my dirt out from under my nails
At that moment Vanya came up to us
Vanya: So, I ate juicy cutlets. What about you guys?
Kostya: So what? Is it cool for you to have a bum shit down your throat?
Vanya: What? are you ahuel? I'm going to shoot cum at you now suka blyat
Me: Guys! Don't quarrel!
Kostya: Well of course. Let's eat this shit and sit in the toilet until six o'clock in the morning. skibidi dop dop
Then we started arguing until the bell rang for the lesson
When we were walking to class, I noticed how our school cook, Baba Lyuba, carried empty pots to our school basement. I was puzzled by this
After lessons, I told my friends that it would be nice to find out what was going on in this basement out of interest. We discussed it and decided to meet at the school on a dark night..
When we met, we climbed through an open window and sneaked into the school basement, which to our surprise was open. When we went inside, we were stunned by what we saw! Four hairy men jerked off and took a shit in pots, mixing it along the way and adding heavy narcotic substances.
The men themselves were heavily muscled and reminded me of them... oh no.. MGE BROTHERS
mge heavy: OH, LOOK WHO CAME TO US). LET'S GIVE THEM ANAL TESTS
I ran as fast as I could to the exit and ran a hundred miles in a minute. When I looked back, I did not find my friends ..... oh no....... they made an ass hole of a ryazhenka and fed it to schoolchildren... like me....
t to my house and suddenly I heard, "THESE CUTLETS HAD THE GENES OF MY BROTHERS. YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE... FOREVER..." Then I lost consciousness. I woke up with the computer turned on, where the TF2 classic was turned on
Terrible graffiti with muscular MGE brothers and insults in the chat written by me were visible on the monitor..
I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!! MY MIND HAS BEEN TAKEN!!! and then I get blocked..
After that moment, I was sad for a long time that I would no longer be able to play my favorite game.. Next, I went to the hospital, which helps to cure this terrible mge virus.
It's been half a year and now I'm completely cured of the mge virus and a good citizen of Russia that will NEVER insult other people and put inappropriate graffiti! I've changed..
