Don't forget to tell everyone all the things you're thankful for, like your freedom and health while the Natives live on federal reserve properties! And what Thanksgiving Day celebration wouldn't be complete without standing in line the next day to kill people for $2 waffle irons!Happy celebrate-the-beginning-of-the-end-of-the-native-americans-as-a-culture Day!
Happy Thanksgiving, you late americans >
Hope your day is full of turkey and mashed taters!