Lava, check the space-time continuum near your quarries for quantum flux. Apparently levels of fux over 1.21gigawatts (THATS LUDICROUS!) will interefere with a quarries internal plum-bob-quantum-dimensional-interface which causes minute vibrations at the coxial cable tv line, eventually loosening the screws which hold the 57" 240hz LED HD PPT TV to the wall, causing it to fall.
The 'little people' (lets be PC here) who operate the quarry then go on immediate strike due to the lack of Columbo reruns on said 57" TV. As a result of leaving in such haste, the designated operator of the trans dimensional multiverse hypersonic toaster oven forgets to press the "off" button, something routine that gets overlooked in the rage and anger caused by a lack of Columbo... The end result, your quarry burning in a quantum-trans dimensional-multiorbital-plasma-toaster-oven rift (or "fire").
Catastrophic consequences that can be fixed by clear the clothes dryer exhaust of lint... How far we've come, and how little we've learned.
TLDR: Pay your cable bill. Clean your dryer exhaust. Also, wtf?