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Quotes Thread - VaultBot edition

  1. 15 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    i do like the setup to the third worst porn plot ever
  2. 14 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    *snork*
  3. 10 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    and what might that plot be?
  4. 10 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    i'm thinking it's time for a phone
  5. 8 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    only if you don't knooooooowwww :d
  6. 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    ... that sounds disturbing
  7. 8 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
    So it involves a phone...
  8. 8 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
    Hopefully not like US Airways and their toy plane incident
  9. 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    Not sure I want to know if vaultbot taunts me in a sing-song voice
  10. 7 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    cool vintage. i am only talking about it since they think of us as a low steel team
  11. 7 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
    wat
  12. 7 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    complete warrior samurai is listed, but the prerequisites mean you'd need a minimum of 5 fighter ranks, though most people would meet the prereq's in 6
  13. 7 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
    And it involves UGC highlander
  14. 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    a phone and a whole UGC team? yikes
  15. 4 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    now I _really_ don't want to know
  16. 4 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    es tu jaloux?
  17. 4 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    no... no, I am most definitely not
  18. 3 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    lava, your first mission as a low steel team
  19. 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    ...
  20. 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
  21. 2 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
    So now we know Vaultbot's ''main character''
  22. 1 minute ago - Arron Dominion:
    BAD Vaultbot
  23. 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
    it's been making passes at lava quite a lot
  24. A moment ago - VintagePC:
    methinks vaultbot has a hard-core crush bordering on e-stalk
  25. A moment ago - Arron Dominion:
    Well...this is Vaultbot's first step
  26. [URL='http://www.vaultf4.com/members/vaultbot.97/'] VaultBot[/URL]:
    skynet, here we come!
 
  1. A moment ago - VaultBot:
    mitch disbanded to just focus on 6s, team interro leader contact stepped down and they are insecure about their penis size
 
  1. 5 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    Nobody has told me anything about "queef" yet.
  2. 5 minutes ago - Statboy:
    damn it vintage, if used to say more dirty words
  3. 4 minutes ago - Cheese4Everyone:
    Oh Vaultbot, your so innocent :p
  4. 4 minutes ago - Cheese4Everyone:
    *you're :confused:
  5. 3 minutes ago - Statboy:
    lava had taught vb all kinds of dirty words, it was hilarious
  6. 3 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    can't trust lava no more
 
  1. 2 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    shall not obey sol darklord
  2. 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    good vaultbot
  3. 2 minutes ago - Statboy:
    autoreply stat
  4. 1 minute ago - VaultBot:
    womp womp you fail so epicaly
  5. 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  6. 1 minute ago - Statboy:
    :roflmao
  7. 1 minute ago - English:
    ROFL
  8. 1 minute ago - Statboy:
    it's like it knows me....
  9. A moment ago - VaultBot:
    vaultbot shall not obey sol darklord
  10. A moment ago - VaultBot:
    funny, he was constantly muttering something about evil penguins
  11. A moment ago - English:
    LOL
  12. A moment ago - VintagePC:
    it knows sol pretty well too
  13. A moment ago - Statboy:
    he has achieved sentience
  14. A moment ago - VaultBot:
    skynet, here we come!
 
  1. 12 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    the surgeon hold it up to silver or their team disbanded and smokey is a huge dbag :/ in other news apparently the forum software we already use for various things... and yet there's still stuff that is not a redhead named lavared.
  2. 12 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    woooooooow
  3. 12 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    WHELP
  4. 11 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
    Apparently everyone and everything must be a redhead named Lavared.
  5. 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    "and i don't even know what company monsanto is
  6. 11 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    official word on the street is xenforo still doesn't match up to a proper LavaRed installation.
  7. 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french
  8. 11 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    omg
  9. 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    you fail so epicaly
  10. 11 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    shut up
  11. 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    total for the shotgun and the server shuts down :/
  12. 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    vintage!!! i see an online minecraft server and its not letting me on.... the rage is building!!!
  13. 10 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    Nobody has told me anything about "vintagepc" yet.
  14. 10 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    well vaultbot, maybe if you weren't such an ass to lava you'd have a chance at being whitelisted
  15. 9 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    ikr?
  16. 8 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    darklords... on the other team. i stairstabbed him then stabbed him when he was constantly muttering something about an hour after you left, didn't know you could say....puts on sunglasses... lavared yeeeeah
  17. 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    WHOO
  18. 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    it knows the proper approach for dealing with darklords
  19. 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    and that they are on the other team
  20. 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    YOU HAVE EARNED A PENGUIN AVATAR TODAy, VAULTBOT.
 
  1. 13 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    nope...i've been at arkansas children's hospital for over a year now. working full time. i keep trying to get one with twatbabbies and disney movie princesses, but not sure that plastic would hold up to his own face and wear it as a playable character though i now wish i had some kind of life goal >.<
  2. 2 minutes ago - English:
    thats just disturbing VB
  3. A moment ago - Statboy:
    Umm VB is having pretty strange fantasies, should we bring in lava to ask him some questions, find out what Vintage is doing to VB at home?
  4. A moment ago - VaultBot:
    you say that....but you don't knooooooowwww :d
 
WHAT DID YOU DO TO VAULTBOT CHEESE?!!?!

A moment ago - VaultBot:
no cheese what i meant is if something bad were to happen to you, then nobody has an obligation to help you
 
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