Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

[VaultBot]

May 7, 2015 at 3:25 PM - SoL DarkLord: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
May 7, 2015 at 3:58 PM - Hexalan:

May 7, 2015 at 9:09 PM - VaultBot: clever bot related?
May 7, 2015 at 9:09 PM - LavaRed: Man I miss playing gahms
May 7, 2015 at 11:16 PM - Statboy: There's always playing with yourself?

 

[VaultBot]

May 7, 2015 11:16 PM - Statboy: There's always playing with yourself?
May 8, 2015 10:52 AM - Statboy: anybody know if mothers day is this sunday or next?
May 8, 2015 11:43 AM - Hexalan: 18th?
May 8, 2015 3:28 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+day+is+mother's+day?
May 8, 2015 3:28 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: the 10th
May 8, 2015 3:53 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: whats an easy way to get rid of 80gbs on your harddrive? Delete skyrim and all your mods LOL
May 8, 2015 4:03 PM - LavaRed: I'm thinking of doing the same with WoW
May 8, 2015 4:03 PM - LavaRed: I don't have time for it like I wish I did
May 8, 2015 4:03 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: my wow account expired i think a couple of days ago because well i started my Final fantasy 14 account
May 8, 2015 4:04 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: but now i just bought dragon age inquisition for 39 bucks so fuck all with that
May 8, 2015 4:09 PM - LavaRed: ikr?
May 8, 2015 6:02 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Just aheads up everyone I've got thing tonight for 8:00 to 9:30 or so so I'll be starting vault 404 up when I get back unless someone else wants got get it started earlier.
May 8, 2015 6:42 PM - LavaRed: it's all yours man

 

[VaultBot]

May 9, 2015 12:40 PM - Reechard: whee.
May 9, 2015 4:49 PM - Statboy: kf2 servers died out kinda fast, kinda wish they launched with more than 3 maps and 4 classes
May 9, 2015 5:12 PM - VintagePC: well, it is early access
May 9, 2015 5:13 PM - VintagePC: which translates to "We get schmucks to pay us AND be our beta testers"
May 9, 2015 7:46 PM - VaultBot: and no gary's mod, cs, and l4d don't count as "mods"
May 9, 2015 7:46 PM - Statboy: I've gotta stop buying beta, just cause Minecraft did it well, doesn't mean anybody else is going to
May 9, 2015 7:56 PM - TimeCrush: Every time I almost bought I game, I have just played Counter Strike instead.
May 9, 2015 8:48 PM - lonesome killer: The last alpha test game I bought was Rust. Every game ends out the same
May 9, 2015 8:50 PM - Hexalan:

 

[VaultBot]

May 10, 2015 at 9:24 AM - Statboy: lol TC
May 10, 2015 at 9:25 AM - Statboy: i bought Folk Tale in early Beta, and right now a year later, its still not in a playable form.
May 10, 2015 at 5:05 PM - SoL DarkLord: I bought KSP, it's been fully released now Lonesome.
May 10, 2015 at 5:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: Also Rust is still be updated.
May 10, 2015 at 9:18 PM - deskmice: The new ksp update... Everything I make keeps burning up in the atmosphere
May 10, 2015 at 9:44 PM - Statboy: hire Melissandre to put the fire on your side?

 

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May 11, 2015 5:45 PM - LavaRed: Now if I could just convince DeBo to spend more time around here
May 11, 2015 6:51 PM - Statboy: went to microsoft office online (ms office but free) and its oddly in spanish
May 11, 2015 6:51 PM - Statboy: tried switching languages and it pops up an error message in spanish...
May 11, 2015 7:53 PM - LavaRed: yo quiero taco bell?
May 11, 2015 8:06 PM - VintagePC: que pasa?
May 11, 2015 8:06 PM - VaultBot: haha it looks like it's a pretty complex calculation
May 11, 2015 8:06 PM - LavaRed: porque no los dos?
May 11, 2015 8:13 PM - Statboy: donde estan las tetas?
May 11, 2015 8:16 PM - LavaRed: something about tatas?
May 11, 2015 8:24 PM - VaultBot: je ne fume pas conduites de toute nature

 

[VaultBot]

May 12, 2015 9:16 AM - Ragnorok: hello, anyone here?
May 12, 2015 9:22 AM - Ragnorok: ok...no answering machine...and I didn't hear a beep so guess I'll try again later
May 12, 2015 9:58 AM - Hexalan: hi ragnorok
May 12, 2015 3:49 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Whose gunna be on tonight?
May 12, 2015 8:02 PM - LavaRed: Lavaling is full of energy tonight
May 12, 2015 9:14 PM - VintagePC: LOLWUT

 

[VaultBot]

May 13, 2015 10:02 AM - Geoff: Okay, got my computer set up and everything, but it needs to be able to login before it can connect to the internet. How the hell can I login when I need internet connectio to even do that?
May 13, 2015 10:42 AM - Geoff: Finally, everything figured out. Computer is up and running. Now I just need some extra heat.
May 13, 2015 2:34 PM - lonesome killer: Recommend me a good concealed holster IWB brand
May 13, 2015 3:19 PM - Hexalan: walmart
May 13, 2015 3:55 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ur ass
May 13, 2015 4:31 PM - LavaRed: I thought that's what the vajayjay was for?
May 13, 2015 5:13 PM - lonesome killer: i dont have a vajayjay
May 13, 2015 5:22 PM - LavaRed: do not believe
May 13, 2015 5:41 PM - Hexalan: no
May 13, 2015 5:41 PM - Hexalan: between the breasts
May 13, 2015 5:41 PM - Hexalan: we call that "victoria's secret compartment"
May 13, 2015 9:07 PM - Denz3r: @lonesome, try galco
May 13, 2015 9:11 PM - lonesome killer: Txh
May 13, 2015 9:11 PM - lonesome killer: Thx

 

[VaultBot]

May 14, 2015 6:31 PM - Denz3r: np

 

[VaultBot]

May 15, 2015 10:10 AM - Geoff: If anyone has an Xbox One and wants to try the Smite beta, let me know, I got an extra key.
May 15, 2015 4:22 PM - LavaRed: oh man it's FRIDAY!!!!!
May 15, 2015 4:58 PM - Hexalan: you know what happens on friday
May 15, 2015 5:23 PM - VintagePC: another mini lava gets created?
May 15, 2015 5:56 PM - Hexalan: lava in the summer
May 15, 2015 5:56 PM - Hexalan:

 

[VaultBot]

May 16, 2015 12:42 AM - SoL DarkLord: Geoff. I'll take it.
May 16, 2015 7:25 AM - LavaRed: good morning vaultlings!!!
May 16, 2015 11:21 AM - Hexalan: good morning lava!!!
May 16, 2015 7:40 PM - Hexalan: lava what do i do with these panties
May 16, 2015 8:13 PM - LavaRed: twirl them in the air
May 16, 2015 8:17 PM - Statboy:

May 16, 2015 8:17 PM - Statboy: hex's panties
May 16, 2015 8:45 PM - VintagePC: do they turn invisible in a mirror?
May 16, 2015 8:45 PM - VintagePC:
May 16, 2015 8:50 PM - SoL DarkLord: Hex's I thank those belong to Lonesome.
May 16, 2015 8:50 PM - SoL DarkLord: Hex's?**
May 16, 2015 8:51 PM - SoL DarkLord: think***
May 16, 2015 9:18 PM - Hexalan: sol what are you trying to say
May 16, 2015 9:19 PM - Hexalan: that doesn't help lava
May 16, 2015 9:26 PM - VintagePC: those have to be the greatest contraceptive ever... immediate turn-off for any guy that sees them
May 16, 2015 9:26 PM - VintagePC:

 

[VaultBot]

May 17, 2015 1:45 PM - VaultBot: also vintage the vaultbot?
May 17, 2015 1:45 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Witcher 3 steam!!! http://www.twitch.tv/cohhcarnage
May 17, 2015 5:55 PM - Statboy: last night i couldn't be bothered to go to the basement at 2am when the tornado sirens went off, woke up this morning without power, a couple of trees down and 1/4 of my shingles missing, damn tornado's...

 

[VaultBot]

May 18, 2015 at 10:24 AM - Hexalan: surprise!
May 18, 2015 at 10:24 AM - VaultBot: markov chains and all your mods lol
May 18, 2015 at 10:24 AM - Hexalan: nightshde?
May 18, 2015 at 5:18 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Wooooh here we go
May 18, 2015 at 5:38 PM - English: whats going on cheese?
May 18, 2015 at 6:15 PM - VintagePC: I think he's playing witcher 3
May 18, 2015 at 7:27 PM - English: h ahaha yeah that makes sense
May 18, 2015 at 7:33 PM - LavaRed: ladies
May 18, 2015 at 8:49 PM - Hexalan: gentlemen

 

[VaultBot]

May 19, 2015 10:28 AM - Statboy: just bought a humble bundle, does anybody want my Magicka key?
May 19, 2015 10:34 AM - lonesome killer: Everyone has magicka
May 19, 2015 11:05 AM - Statboy: pretty much, ever since magicka 2 was announced they've practically given it away, but if anyone doesn't have it yet i'm giving away for free
May 19, 2015 11:49 AM - English: I have DOTA 2 keys to give away
May 19, 2015 12:10 PM - Statboy: lol
May 19, 2015 12:11 PM - English: Sorry wife said I had to sell those DOTA 2 keys
May 19, 2015 12:11 PM - English: can't give them away
May 19, 2015 3:52 PM - Statboy: I bet if it were for HON people would be lining up to buy them
May 19, 2015 3:52 PM - VaultBot: what's interesting when i activate them
May 19, 2015 3:52 PM - Statboy: any word on when the Lava is due?
May 19, 2015 4:15 PM - English: November
May 19, 2015 4:15 PM - English: early/mid november
May 19, 2015 4:18 PM - VaultBot: vintage gets it
May 19, 2015 4:18 PM - Statboy: nice
May 19, 2015 5:29 PM - VaultBot: not as epicly as your spelling though
May 19, 2015 5:29 PM - LavaRed: my due date is actually Thanksgiving, Nov 26th, however due to needing surgery, I will most likely be scheduled for that 2 weeks prior, so yes mid-November
May 19, 2015 6:31 PM - Statboy: that'll be right around my nephews birthday. Are you gonna find out if boy or girl or wait till the baby is born?
May 19, 2015 7:26 PM - VintagePC: it's gonna be a penguin
May 19, 2015 7:26 PM - VintagePC:
May 19, 2015 7:46 PM - Hexalan: it's gonna be an exact clone of lava

 

[VaultBot]

May 20, 2015 10:49 AM - Statboy: if it's a penguin we'll hear Reechard shouting "push it back in!!"
May 20, 2015 3:31 PM - Hexalan: PULL! PULL!
May 20, 2015 4:57 PM - VintagePC: followed by lava going "No way in hell that beak is going the other way!"
May 20, 2015 6:49 PM - LavaRed: oh you guys
May 20, 2015 6:49 PM - LavaRed: we're finding out in a month
May 20, 2015 6:49 PM - LavaRed: and the penguin will be extracted surgically so good luck putting it back
May 20, 2015 7:33 PM - Statboy:

May 20, 2015 7:38 PM - English: Darn mumble went blah
May 20, 2015 7:41 PM - Amanmegaman: So any idea what happened to the box thing?
May 20, 2015 7:44 PM - VintagePC: power bump?
May 20, 2015 7:44 PM - Amanmegaman: Makes sense
May 20, 2015 7:44 PM - VintagePC: seems to be coming back up

 

[VaultBot]

May 21, 2015 at 12:00 AM - Amanmegaman: This website is nice omfgdogs.com
May 21, 2015 at 12:35 AM - Amanmegaman: Also got bored so made this http://penguinsforfun.corgiorgy.com/ enjoy
May 21, 2015 at 9:09 AM - Reechard: oh god what is this pengustrosity
May 21, 2015 at 11:14 AM - Statboy: lol that website, i think vintage found his new homepage
May 21, 2015 at 12:34 PM - Hexalan: april fools 2016
May 21, 2015 at 12:34 PM - Hexalan: vaultf4.com redirects to it
May 21, 2015 at 1:14 PM - Geoff: Supernatural done fucked up for the final time.
May 21, 2015 at 2:50 PM - Statboy: don't tell me i'm still a couple episodes behind, i am mad at who they killed off in the Dark Dynasty episode though
May 21, 2015 at 2:52 PM - Statboy: but lets face it, last couple of season's have been going down hill
May 21, 2015 at 2:53 PM - Hexalan: i may have to revise my assumption
May 21, 2015 at 2:53 PM - Hexalan: about the sort of people who care about supernatural
May 21, 2015 at 2:54 PM - Statboy: no you don't, I have read Twilight like every other Supernatural watcher
May 21, 2015 at 4:56 PM - LavaRed: wat
May 21, 2015 at 5:21 PM - VaultBot: to use it as a record player. the farther you are dividing by zero
May 21, 2015 at 5:21 PM - Hexalan: stat is 14 year old girl from tumblr
May 21, 2015 at 5:22 PM - Hexalan: stat wears skinny jeans and chuck taylors
May 21, 2015 at 5:22 PM - Hexalan: stat says things like "the diddlydoo" and tyPES LIKE TIHS a lot
May 21, 2015 at 5:23 PM - Hexalan: stat reads obvious things that are super obvious and goES LEIK oMG
May 21, 2015 at 5:23 PM - Hexalan: stat says anything about faith in humanity
May 21, 2015 at 5:24 PM - Hexalan: stat is angry whenever someone says "wincest" and isn't referring to supernatural
May 21, 2015 at 5:26 PM - Hexalan: when someone writes something funny, stat repeats it in bold and itALICS AND CAPS HALFWYA THROGHU WTIH SO[ELING EORRS
May 21, 2015 at 5:27 PM - VintagePC: WOOT
May 21, 2015 at 5:27 PM - VintagePC: vintage has big news for VF4
May 21, 2015 at 5:27 PM - VintagePC: you'll find out soon enough
May 21, 2015 at 5:28 PM - Hexalan: fab
May 21, 2015 at 5:32 PM - Amanmegaman: Just wasted part of my life beating heroic Naxramas in Hearthstone
May 21, 2015 at 5:35 PM - LavaRed: Naxx is in Wow?
May 21, 2015 at 5:49 PM - Amanmegaman: I think so
May 21, 2015 at 7:42 PM - Geoff: Statboy, let me know when you finish the season. I wanna hear your thoughts on this.
May 21, 2015 at 8:43 PM - Reechard: I'm a couple-three seasons behind on that show... can't bring myself to start it back up for some reason
May 21, 2015 at 9:33 PM - VintagePC: In case it's not obvious from the new stuff that appeared... VF4 is the proud new host for the forums and related aspects for the TF2 Classic Mod!
May 21, 2015 at 9:33 PM - VintagePC: official announcement to follow in the next day or so, I think
May 21, 2015 at 10:34 PM - Amanmegaman: Here have this thing http://www.lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.com/
May 21, 2015 at 10:34 PM - Hexalan: is this what we're doing today
May 21, 2015 at 10:34 PM - Hexalan: http://lolihaetpizza.ytmnd.com/
May 21, 2015 at 10:44 PM - Amanmegaman: To that I say this http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

 

[VaultBot]

May 22, 2015 at 10:21 AM - Reechard: I highly prefer https://gnomeparty.com/flash/slapyourshit.swf
May 22, 2015 at 10:27 AM - Hexalan: this shit is bananas
May 22, 2015 at 10:39 AM - Reechard: it's SO good.
May 22, 2015 at 12:16 PM - Statboy: 403 forbidden error with that one reechard
May 22, 2015 at 12:19 PM - LavaRed: ditto
May 22, 2015 at 12:26 PM - Amanmegaman: Yep
May 22, 2015 at 12:53 PM - Hexalan: uh huh
May 22, 2015 at 1:01 PM - Statboy: well Geoff, that was a thing that happened. They went back to the plot of every season from 1-6. Up the ante, make it more dangerous and make it the Winchesters fault
May 22, 2015 at 1:02 PM - VaultBot: final boss in blands2 was difficult if i should give this funny kid that applied a job...
May 22, 2015 at 1:02 PM - Statboy: could be good, i'll have to reserve judgement until next season
May 22, 2015 at 1:02 PM - TimeCrush: I'm in the mood to make something, but frustrated at the high start up costs of nearly all interesting hobbies. Computer is starting to feel like the equivalent of virtual tinker toys.
May 22, 2015 at 1:03 PM - Hexalan: 40k
May 22, 2015 at 1:06 PM - Statboy: have you tried glass etching? It's fun and you can sell them at consignment stores
May 22, 2015 at 1:06 PM - Statboy: glass etching startup cost is less than $100
May 22, 2015 at 1:07 PM - TimeCrush: That looks very neat, but a bit to more on the arts side, and not enough building.
May 22, 2015 at 1:07 PM - TimeCrush: I'm browsing weekend DIY projects on Reddit for anything that I can do.
May 22, 2015 at 3:18 PM - Amanmegaman: While trying to get the link Reechard posted to work i found this https://gnomeparty.com
May 22, 2015 at 8:52 PM - LavaRed: what's sad is that I'm old enough to remember that show
May 22, 2015 at 9:15 PM - VintagePC: lol
May 22, 2015 at 9:40 PM - VaultBot: but significant figures inherently suggests that x=y
May 22, 2015 at 9:40 PM - Amanmegaman: Got bored again so here http://epicsaxguys.corgiorgy.com/

 

[VaultBot]

May 23, 2015 7:50 AM - Geoff: Anyone played Witcher 3? I want to try but I don't know if I should play the first two games first...
May 23, 2015 7:51 AM - Geoff: Not to mention, both of those games will take ages to beat before I can play the third.
May 23, 2015 8:46 AM - TimeCrush: Playing Witcher 3
May 23, 2015 8:46 AM - TimeCrush: Played a bit of 2. Only thing it really has awarded me was "Man, I remember him bein' badass in the last game. Yeah, he is still prietty darn rife with the badassness."
May 23, 2015 8:56 AM - VaultBot: i'm pretty sure gandolf said that not lincoln
May 23, 2015 8:56 AM - Geoff: When I had my old pc, I was playing through the first game but got stuck and then lost all my saves when I built my new one. I know the first game is clunky too.
May 23, 2015 8:11 PM - Reechard: noot noot motherfuckers
May 23, 2015 8:12 PM - Reechard:

May 23, 2015 8:19 PM - VintagePC: lol
May 23, 2015 10:55 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i really wish the Geforce experience would stop being a buggy piece of shit

 

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May 24, 2015 12:57 AM - Hexalan: http://imgur.com/gallery/Dk5AFcO
May 24, 2015 7:38 AM - LavaRed: pengoo, you iz a scary looking nooter
May 24, 2015 9:37 AM - Hexalan:

May 24, 2015 10:20 AM - English: 2 Penguins 1 Hole
May 24, 2015 10:25 AM - VintagePC: sounds kinky
May 24, 2015 11:21 AM - Geoff: 1 week till Hatred launches. ^_^
May 24, 2015 11:25 AM - VaultBot: *pokes the penguin*
May 24, 2015 11:25 AM - VintagePC:

May 24, 2015 11:28 AM - VintagePC: NOM NOM NO-WHOOOOAAAAHHHH
May 24, 2015 11:30 AM - LavaRed: I seriously can't stop watching that gif
May 24, 2015 11:31 AM - VintagePC: IKR?
May 24, 2015 11:31 AM - VintagePC: http://www.reddit.com/r/StartledCats/
May 24, 2015 11:32 AM - VintagePC: kiss your afternoon goodbye
May 24, 2015 11:34 AM - LavaRed: Y U DO DIS?!
May 24, 2015 11:34 AM - VaultBot: i like that gritty bass
May 24, 2015 11:34 AM - VintagePC: www.reddit.com/r/CatsISUOTTATFO
May 24, 2015 11:34 AM - VintagePC: there goes your evening too
May 24, 2015 11:35 AM - VintagePC: (Cats inadvertently swatting unknown objects towards themselves and then freaking out.)
May 24, 2015 11:38 AM - LavaRed: omg I'm dying
May 24, 2015 11:38 AM - LavaRed: cats are ridiculous
May 24, 2015 12:30 PM - English: hahahahahah
May 24, 2015 12:30 PM - VaultBot: and they run better and faster than any other communities servers i've seen. so if people are complaining about ping tell them it's on ads on just about every....adult entertainment site
May 24, 2015 12:30 PM - English: you should look up. Accidental Jihad on Reddit
May 24, 2015 12:31 PM - English: sorry unexpected jihad
May 24, 2015 12:31 PM - English:

May 24, 2015 12:54 PM - VintagePC: wat
May 24, 2015 1:05 PM - Cheese4Everyone: http://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedjihad/top/?sort=top&t=all
May 24, 2015 1:06 PM - Cheese4Everyone: "We're not aiming for the truck" I died....
May 24, 2015 2:51 PM - Statboy:

May 24, 2015 2:51 PM - Statboy: best cat video on the intergoogle
May 24, 2015 2:53 PM - Statboy: Will future man look back on youtube and think that we worshipped cats like we think the Ancient Egyptians did?
May 24, 2015 2:57 PM - VaultBot: and at the equator is like sleeping with the village hooker!
May 24, 2015 2:57 PM - LavaRed: most likely
May 24, 2015 3:07 PM - VintagePC: ok, who taught vaultbot that??!?
May 24, 2015 3:11 PM - VintagePC: BAD VAULTLING! BAD!
May 24, 2015 3:32 PM - LavaRed: wellllll ummmmm
May 24, 2015 3:32 PM - LavaRed: it wasn't me?
May 24, 2015 5:21 PM - VaultBot: but lets face it, last couple of season's have been doing it wrong lava. you're a government employee now. you get paid to not work
May 24, 2015 5:24 PM - VintagePC: trololol vaultbot
May 24, 2015 6:39 PM - Statboy: autoreply lava has VB's best lines
May 24, 2015 7:42 PM - LavaRed: holy fuck you vaultbot
May 24, 2015 7:48 PM - Hexalan: "holy fuck" and "fuck you" at the same time
May 24, 2015 7:49 PM - VaultBot: this is the first two games first...
May 24, 2015 7:49 PM - Hexalan: quite an efficient usage of "fuck"
May 24, 2015 7:49 PM - VaultBot: it's gonna be an exact clone of lava
May 24, 2015 7:49 PM - LavaRed: hey, when you REALLY mean it....it must be said
May 24, 2015 7:49 PM - Hexalan:

May 24, 2015 7:56 PM - LavaRed: baby bedding theme sets suck absolute balls
May 24, 2015 7:57 PM - Hexalan: did you watch psych, lava?
May 24, 2015 7:57 PM - LavaRed: I used to
May 24, 2015 7:57 PM - Hexalan: did you see the last season?
May 24, 2015 7:57 PM - LavaRed: mmm probably not all of it
May 24, 2015 7:58 PM - Hexalan: i am at this very moment
May 24, 2015 7:58 PM - Hexalan: wactching an episode of a couple being unprepared for their impending baby
May 24, 2015 7:59 PM - LavaRed: oh?
May 24, 2015 7:59 PM - Hexalan: lassie does not deal with impending babies very well
May 24, 2015 7:59 PM - LavaRed: well no crap
May 24, 2015 7:59 PM - LavaRed: he works with guns, not infants
May 24, 2015 8:01 PM - Hexalan: he is very good at the guns part
May 24, 2015 8:01 PM - Hexalan: not very good at anything else
May 24, 2015 8:03 PM - Hexalan: "The nerve of that guy. Robbing people and criticizing their food."
May 24, 2015 9:01 PM - VintagePC: Beep boop

 

[VaultBot]

May 25, 2015 at 9:57 AM - Statboy:

May 25, 2015 at 9:57 AM - Statboy: using lava to grill a steak
May 25, 2015 at 10:00 AM - Statboy: it seems to have gone badly
May 25, 2015 at 12:43 PM - VintagePC: that's cause reechard does all the cooking
May 25, 2015 at 5:43 PM - Cheese4Everyone:

May 25, 2015 at 5:43 PM - Cheese4Everyone: What did I just watch...
May 25, 2015 at 5:46 PM - Hexalan: i wouldn't call it the battle with the ultimate useless machine, but i would call it the ultimate battle with a useless machine
May 25, 2015 at 6:12 PM - VaultBot: which means better quality for the department of child services
May 25, 2015 at 6:12 PM - LavaRed: Happy Memorial Day folks!
May 25, 2015 at 6:18 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: wtf is going on today.. Went into the city and there was hardly anyone around....
May 25, 2015 at 6:18 PM - LavaRed: it's....Memorial Day?
May 25, 2015 at 6:19 PM - VaultBot: non, je ne fume pas conduites de toute nature
May 25, 2015 at 6:19 PM - Hexalan: Looks like you didn't remember what day it is. Like you had a...problem with your memory.
May 25, 2015 at 6:28 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: so what its memorial day
May 25, 2015 at 6:29 PM - Hexalan: see americans have very bad memory
May 25, 2015 at 6:30 PM - VaultBot: playing witcher 3
May 25, 2015 at 6:30 PM - Hexalan: so one day a year
May 25, 2015 at 6:30 PM - Hexalan: the federal government gives everybody a day off to study their history books
May 25, 2015 at 6:30 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i know what day it is, usually people are out and being dip shits all over the place
May 25, 2015 at 6:31 PM - Hexalan: it's getting bigger these last 15 years since they're still out making more history all the time, in fact they keep telling us to "never forget"
May 25, 2015 at 6:31 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: every store i walked into today was empty
May 25, 2015 at 6:32 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i'm pretty sure we had the toys r us to ourselves today
May 25, 2015 at 6:32 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: except for an asian couple
May 25, 2015 at 6:33 PM - Hexalan: that's december 13
May 25, 2015 at 6:33 PM - Hexalan: asian memorial day got its own date last year
May 25, 2015 at 6:40 PM - LavaRed: Memorial Day is a day to remember those who have served and die fighting for our country
May 25, 2015 at 6:41 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: <.<
May 25, 2015 at 6:41 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: >.>
May 25, 2015 at 6:41 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i know
May 25, 2015 at 6:42 PM - Amanmegaman: For the occasion I made this http://mericafuckya.corgiorgy.com/ enjoy this thing
May 25, 2015 at 9:19 PM - lonesome killer: Cuz most ppl have Memorial Day off and they're either grilling or at the beach

 

[VaultBot]

May 26, 2015 at 7:13 AM - Hexalan: yes, that exciting indiana beach
May 26, 2015 at 7:13 AM - Hexalan: the stellar dunes, renowned across the world
May 26, 2015 at 7:13 AM - Hexalan: not as good as the newcastle beach, though
May 26, 2015 at 4:01 PM - Hexalan: nsfwish
May 26, 2015 at 4:01 PM - Hexalan:

May 26, 2015 at 4:02 PM - Amanmegaman: Nice American phallus
May 26, 2015 at 8:08 PM - LavaRed: actually never been to indiana beach...may go this weekend
May 26, 2015 at 8:14 PM - VintagePC: why, reechard going to ARCI and you'll be in the area?
May 26, 2015 at 8:15 PM - LavaRed: ARCI?
May 26, 2015 at 8:16 PM - VintagePC: this
May 26, 2015 at 8:16 PM - VaultBot: that says more about you than us
May 26, 2015 at 8:16 PM - VintagePC: wait, that's not till the 21st
May 26, 2015 at 8:17 PM - VintagePC: nvm then
May 26, 2015 at 8:17 PM - VintagePC: also... shut up, vaultbor
May 26, 2015 at 8:17 PM - VintagePC: *vaultbot
May 26, 2015 at 8:18 PM - LavaRed: interesting....lol
May 26, 2015 at 8:18 PM - LavaRed: first I've heard about it
May 26, 2015 at 8:18 PM - VintagePC places foot in mouth and slinks off incase it jeopardizes someone's plans
May 26, 2015 at 8:19 PM - VintagePC:
May 26, 2015 at 8:22 PM - LavaRed: hahahahahah
May 26, 2015 at 8:23 PM - LavaRed: reechard says you're full of crap
May 26, 2015 at 8:30 PM - Hexalan: hoory for military camp
May 26, 2015 at 8:31 PM - VintagePC:
May 26, 2015 at 8:31 PM - VintagePC: inb4 a role reversal results in lava dragging reechard off to ARCI
May 26, 2015 at 8:32 PM - VintagePC: and threatening no nookie if he doesn't come along
May 26, 2015 at 8:32 PM - VintagePC:
May 26, 2015 at 8:36 PM - Hexalan: rr/gfd thread?
May 26, 2015 at 8:41 PM - LavaRed: oh gross that's torture gtfo
May 26, 2015 at 8:46 PM - Hexalan: lava you need to accept other people's fetishes
May 26, 2015 at 8:46 PM - Hexalan: you are opressing me
May 26, 2015 at 8:56 PM - LavaRed: I'm not oppressing, I'm simply tolerating at a low level
May 26, 2015 at 8:56 PM - Hexalan: that's microaggression
May 26, 2015 at 8:57 PM - Hexalan: i am triggered
May 26, 2015 at 9:03 PM - LavaRed: good thing I'm a therapist...how may I help you?
May 26, 2015 at 9:04 PM - Hexalan: your micro-aggressive racist sexist ableist oppression is rape and i am triggered
May 26, 2015 at 9:08 PM - Statboy: hex, have you tried blowing it out your ass?
May 26, 2015 at 9:09 PM - Hexalan: you filthy white cis female neurotypical scum
May 26, 2015 at 9:09 PM - Hexalan: stop raping me stat
May 26, 2015 at 9:09 PM - Hexalan: i identify as asskin and that triggers me
May 26, 2015 at 9:14 PM - VaultBot: it is, fits and the tantrums. i said
May 26, 2015 at 9:14 PM - LavaRed: no words
May 26, 2015 at 9:15 PM - Hexalan: words are my trigger
May 26, 2015 at 9:15 PM - Hexalan:

May 26, 2015 at 9:22 PM - VintagePC: all I see is a two year old with fingers in their ears screaming "LALALALALALA"
May 26, 2015 at 9:37 PM - LavaRed: right
May 26, 2015 at 9:46 PM - Hexalan: have you found poe yet?
May 26, 2015 at 9:50 PM - LavaRed: he's in the fridge
May 26, 2015 at 9:54 PM - Hexalan: my mileage is varying