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Aug 24, 2016 3:38 PM - TimeCrush: Goin' on 20 hours with no posts in the pathfinder thread <.<
Aug 24, 2016 3:40 PM - theLumberJack: I KNOW
Aug 24, 2016 3:41 PM - theLumberJack: WHO KNOWS WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ZANROS
Aug 24, 2016 3:41 PM - VaultBot: don't look at methere is no button?
Aug 24, 2016 3:41 PM - theLumberJack: LOST ONE HALFING IF FOUND PLEASE CONTACT IRON COVENANT
Aug 24, 2016 5:26 PM - Razer prepares to restart a minecraft server
Aug 24, 2016 5:27 PM - Razer: weee. minor changes
Aug 24, 2016 5:30 PM - Razer: and server appears to be back up. YAY!
Aug 24, 2016 5:31 PM - VintagePC: woot
Aug 24, 2016 5:31 PM - VintagePC: I'll be in after dinnah
Aug 24, 2016 5:32 PM - VaultBot: i work for the game sunday
Aug 24, 2016 5:32 PM - Razer: because that tree is evil, and pigmen need to chill teh fuck out.
Aug 24, 2016 5:34 PM - VintagePC: hah
Aug 24, 2016 5:34 PM - VintagePC: did you delete the tree?
Aug 24, 2016 5:35 PM - Razer: Nope. gonna try something else. I need to use god mode tho.
Aug 24, 2016 5:35 PM - Razer: because its gonna take a LOT of storage.
Aug 24, 2016 5:35 PM - VaultBot: that girl that is all i can do is 79
Aug 24, 2016 5:35 PM - VintagePC: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
Aug 24, 2016 5:36 PM - Razer: Yup.
Aug 24, 2016 5:36 PM - Razer: and proud of it.
Aug 24, 2016 5:40 PM - LavaRed: much confuse
Aug 24, 2016 5:43 PM - Razer: about?
Aug 24, 2016 5:49 PM - VaultBot: hotspot is using ur phone to give other devices internet
Aug 24, 2016 5:49 PM - Razer: oh great noodle, this is going to WORK
Aug 24, 2016 5:53 PM - Razer: vint, we will NEVER want for leaves again.
Aug 24, 2016 5:54 PM - VaultBot: i mean.... i think that was with avoiding some of those official addon books are also dependent on the beam angle etc... it's a feature-limited phone
Aug 24, 2016 5:54 PM - LavaRed: wtf are yall going on about?
Aug 24, 2016 5:54 PM - Razer: also, enough rubber to make goodyear jelly
Aug 24, 2016 5:54 PM - Razer: Lava: minecraft. :)
Aug 24, 2016 5:54 PM - LavaRed: mmmm minecraft
Aug 24, 2016 5:54 PM - Razer: I did post a thread about it...
Aug 24, 2016 5:55 PM - LavaRed: which I haven't had time to read yet because my life is not my own
Aug 24, 2016 5:56 PM - VaultBot: your phone will be doing lava's homework :d
Aug 24, 2016 5:56 PM - Razer: Ah Yes, the joys of kids.
Aug 24, 2016 5:56 PM - Razer: tmy youngest is moving out next month
Aug 24, 2016 5:57 PM - LavaRed: it's not the kids...it's the job that wants you to do 90 hours of work for 40 hours of SHITTY pay
Aug 24, 2016 5:57 PM - Razer: I have an answer for shitty jobs like that
Aug 24, 2016 5:58 PM - Razer: and it can be pretty much summed up in one captioned image: http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/com...hostedimages/1468772339i/19744871._SY540_.jpg
Aug 24, 2016 5:59 PM - Razer: ANYWAY.
Aug 24, 2016 6:00 PM - VaultBot: because that tree is evil, and pigmen need to chill teh fuck out.
Aug 24, 2016 6:00 PM - Razer: if you find that you have the time for minecraft, we'd be happy to have you.
Aug 24, 2016 6:00 PM - Razer: vaultbot: you got it right for once, you markov-chaining DFB.
Aug 24, 2016 6:04 PM - VintagePC: rofl
Aug 24, 2016 6:04 PM - VaultBot: toi fume un pipe, lava?
Aug 24, 2016 6:04 PM - VintagePC: (obligatory)
Aug 24, 2016 6:04 PM - VintagePC: did you magick the tree into chests? :p
Aug 24, 2016 6:05 PM - Razer: nope. I used teh tool the tree was created to test.
Aug 24, 2016 6:05 PM - Razer: the MFR Harvester.
Aug 24, 2016 6:05 PM - Razer: its harvesting.
Aug 24, 2016 6:06 PM - Razer: up to 17K rubber/rubber word
Aug 24, 2016 6:06 PM - Razer: all going into teh AE storage that I plopped down next to the tree.
Aug 24, 2016 6:06 PM - VaultBot: replied to
Aug 24, 2016 6:06 PM - VintagePC: ah
Aug 24, 2016 6:06 PM - VintagePC: lol
Aug 24, 2016 6:06 PM - Razer: now at 18k
Aug 24, 2016 6:06 PM - VintagePC: that must suck a lot of RF
Aug 24, 2016 6:07 PM - Razer: sure, but god-mode creative capacitor bank FTW.
Aug 24, 2016 6:07 PM - Razer: and a void-pipe for the sludge
Aug 24, 2016 6:08 PM - VintagePC: sludge boiler it, free soul sand
Aug 24, 2016 6:08 PM - Razer: I dont want to store it, and soul sand is nearly free anyway
Aug 24, 2016 6:09 PM - Razer: 21k, and halfway to teh canopy
Aug 24, 2016 6:12 PM - Razer: so glad this wont happen again
Aug 24, 2016 6:13 PM - Statboy: is it back up then?
Aug 24, 2016 6:13 PM - Razer: Ja mon. I said so 5 miunutes after I restarted it
Aug 24, 2016 6:14 PM - Statboy: cool, i went out to supper with my old man
Aug 24, 2016 6:16 PM - Razer: always good
Aug 24, 2016 8:49 PM - Reechard: ok hook me up with this minecraftness
Aug 24, 2016 8:50 PM - Reechard: I'm going to need something my laptop will run soon
Aug 24, 2016 8:50 PM - Reechard: because it's gonna be the desk's turn to get packed soon enough.
Aug 24, 2016 8:50 PM - Razer: Dude
Aug 24, 2016 8:56 PM - VaultBot: i want to do that again.
Aug 24, 2016 8:56 PM - Razer: I even have a nice area staked out for you
Aug 24, 2016 8:57 PM - Reechard: OH LOOK
Aug 24, 2016 8:57 PM - Reechard: a thread!
Aug 24, 2016 8:58 PM - Razer: a thread thats is NOT new. :p
Aug 24, 2016 9:52 PM - LavaRed: UPDATE FASTAR
Aug 24, 2016 9:53 PM - Razer: LOL
 
Aug 25, 2016 8:19 AM - VintagePC: I'm totally game for sticking an entry in our server list for that box so we can see if others are in
Aug 25, 2016 11:25 AM - TimeCrush: Its always a little after noon, right about now. Lunch is settling, work has a lull
Aug 25, 2016 11:25 AM - TimeCrush: And I really get a hankerin' for games.
Aug 25, 2016 11:25 AM - VaultBot: i mean for work i wish cleverbot had an api
Aug 25, 2016 11:25 AM - TimeCrush: 4pm, how you doin'
Aug 25, 2016 2:06 PM - VintagePC: no vaultbot, no f*kin way are we attaching you to cleverbot
Aug 25, 2016 2:08 PM - VintagePC: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus:_The_Forbin_Project
Aug 25, 2016 2:08 PM - VintagePC: too close for comfort
Aug 25, 2016 2:10 PM - English: You mean Vint... You dnt want to actually create skynet with VaultBot?
Aug 25, 2016 2:22 PM - VaultBot: because you're supposed to be working, but my parents didn't have very much money to help out, so the little money they could give me.. was no where near enough to actually create skynet with vaultbot?
Aug 25, 2016 2:28 PM - VintagePC: skynet... maybe. our robot overlord? no
Aug 25, 2016 2:28 PM - VintagePC: though in all reality, anyone except lava would be safe
Aug 25, 2016 2:51 PM - VaultBot: non, je ne fume pas conduites de toute nature
Aug 25, 2016 2:51 PM - VaultBot: je ne fume pas conduites de toute nature
Aug 25, 2016 2:52 PM - VaultBot: je ne fume pas conduites de toute nature
Aug 25, 2016 2:52 PM - VaultBot: toi fume un pipe, lava?
Aug 25, 2016 2:52 PM - English: thaaaats the one
Aug 25, 2016 2:54 PM - VintagePC: she gon cut you
Aug 25, 2016 4:52 PM - Razer: I really wish shoutbawks would give localized times....
Aug 25, 2016 5:05 PM - English: It does?
Aug 25, 2016 5:08 PM - VaultBot: on a small screnn....
Aug 25, 2016 5:08 PM - Razer: nope.
Aug 25, 2016 6:15 PM - English: im saying it does on my side...
Aug 25, 2016 7:18 PM - Reechard: o no razeeeer
Aug 25, 2016 7:18 PM - Reechard: the serveeeeer
Aug 25, 2016 7:19 PM - Statboy: he said he's got someone working on the line
Aug 25, 2016 7:19 PM - Statboy: I've just been sitting around waiting for it to come back up
Aug 25, 2016 7:20 PM - Reechard: I got all of 15 minutes on it last night :p
Aug 25, 2016 7:20 PM - Reechard: I'd offer space on a VF4 box, but uptime hasn't really been the name of the game for us lately :(
Aug 25, 2016 7:21 PM - Statboy: did you get a spot all picked out to build your base?
Aug 25, 2016 7:22 PM - Reechard: mhm
Aug 25, 2016 7:22 PM - Statboy: coolio's we'll have to pay you a visit
Aug 25, 2016 7:23 PM - Reechard: you stay out, we got lazer guided heat seeking razerlazers
Aug 25, 2016 7:25 PM - Statboy: rofl, i have meat nuggets
Aug 25, 2016 7:25 PM - Statboy: made with growth injections and manufactured into pink sludge
Aug 25, 2016 7:26 PM - Statboy: Not even joking, that is a thing
Aug 25, 2016 7:26 PM - Reechard: I figured I was gonna collect a couple double chests full of stuff, then read the books that were in my inventory when I logged in.
Aug 25, 2016 7:27 PM - Statboy: get Razer and Vint to tell you about rotary craft, apparently its boss, but I've never given it a shot
Aug 25, 2016 7:33 PM - VaultBot: it is not valid, it cannot be reliable without being valid
Aug 25, 2016 7:33 PM - LavaRed: MUST HAVE MINECRAFT
Aug 25, 2016 7:39 PM - Statboy: as a time killer i'm playing this
Aug 25, 2016 7:39 PM - Statboy: http://idiots.win/
Aug 25, 2016 7:43 PM - VaultBot: and wee-fee oh my thank you lonesome for listening while i try yo not shell out for games without trying them first
Aug 25, 2016 7:43 PM - Reechard: wow I'm bad at this.
Aug 25, 2016 7:45 PM - VaultBot: no shit he did is stab me
Aug 25, 2016 7:45 PM - Statboy: it's called idiots win for a reason, you must think like an idiot
Aug 25, 2016 7:45 PM - Statboy: for some reason i'm really good at it....
Aug 25, 2016 7:46 PM - Reechard: you ARE a conservative.
Aug 25, 2016 7:47 PM - Statboy: I know and I'm good at this game in spite of that
Aug 25, 2016 7:48 PM - Statboy: :D
Aug 25, 2016 7:49 PM - VaultBot: hopefully that makes it more clear
Aug 25, 2016 7:49 PM - Statboy: Can the Green Party Win was just the top result
Aug 25, 2016 7:50 PM - Reechard: 54%
Aug 25, 2016 10:10 PM - Razer: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aug 25, 2016 10:10 PM - Razer: so teh cable tech replaced a BUNCH of fittings, a cable modem and 35 feet of coax to improve my signal.
 
Aug 26, 2016 8:48 AM - Reechard: when I moved here, the cable tech had to come put in a splitter on purpose because my signal was *too strong*
Aug 26, 2016 8:54 AM - Statboy: see how fast they'd move if it was too weak...
Aug 26, 2016 9:01 AM - Reechard: the new house also has comcast, so technically I should be able to just give them my new address and plug my cable modem in at the new place.
Aug 26, 2016 9:01 AM - Reechard: we'll see how well that works out in reality.
Aug 26, 2016 9:39 AM - VintagePC: aren't you optimistic
Aug 26, 2016 5:22 PM - Reechard: the little old lady that lives there now has internet
Aug 26, 2016 5:22 PM - Reechard: but I'm sure she doesn't pay for the 150mbit package...
Aug 26, 2016 7:49 PM - VintagePC: pfft, she's a closet torrenter
 
Aug 28, 2016 8:19 AM - theLumberJack: does anyone play ark?
Aug 28, 2016 9:30 AM - Statboy: My coupon for 40% off XCom2 is going to expire soon if anybody wants it
Aug 28, 2016 9:49 AM - theLumberJack: dats a big coupon
Aug 28, 2016 10:51 AM - Statboy: i'd already bought the game when i got it
Aug 28, 2016 10:52 AM - Statboy: wow nvm, it won't let me give the coupon to anybody else
Aug 28, 2016 6:35 PM - VintagePC: inb4 dm trapped crossbow trololol
Aug 28, 2016 9:11 PM - VintagePC: I am dissapoint
 
Aug 29, 2016 12:00 PM - English: why are you dissapoint vintage
Aug 29, 2016 2:33 PM - theLumberJack: i enjoyed reading the ninja's realizations about being knocked out
Aug 29, 2016 2:53 PM - Statboy: lol
Aug 29, 2016 2:53 PM - Statboy: ssshhh, they don't know its you yet. There could be another halfling that prefers to knock people out over killing them
Aug 29, 2016 2:55 PM - VaultBot: run you pretty pennies i'm sure.
Aug 29, 2016 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: its true
 
Aug 31, 2016 at 10:52 AM - Statboy: its only Memsie and Argor on the roof
Aug 31, 2016 at 10:58 AM - TimeCrush: Argor, whats your bluff? Do we want to lie and say we are hunting the halfling?
Aug 31, 2016 at 10:58 AM - TimeCrush: I'm not sure how I really want to proceed.
Aug 31, 2016 at 10:58 AM - TimeCrush: I had full intention to kill these guys so just leaving at this point seems a little lackluster.
Aug 31, 2016 at 10:59 AM - TimeCrush: I just don't know any further purpose they can serve / where will they go and will that impact us?
Aug 31, 2016 at 12:40 PM - Reechard: dat sierra bundle is amazing.
Aug 31, 2016 at 5:53 PM - VintagePC: +9
Aug 31, 2016 at 6:22 PM - theLumberJack: We are truly lost without Zanros.
 
Sep 2, 2016 9:01 AM - VintagePC: I want to buy that sierra bundle but my delimma is I have too many frigging games already
Sep 2, 2016 1:26 PM - Reechard: just remember
Sep 2, 2016 1:27 PM - Reechard: most of those Sierra adventure games can be worked through in an hour or so
Sep 2, 2016 1:28 PM - Reechard: they're only 15min long if you know what you're doing lol
Sep 2, 2016 1:30 PM - VintagePC: unless you forget to pick up $OBSCURE_ITEM at $START_OF_GAME and need in $FINAL_SCENE
Sep 2, 2016 1:42 PM - Reechard: you mean like in space quest 1 when they did the VGA remake and if you didn't have the codebook you didn't pick up the data tape
Sep 2, 2016 1:42 PM - Reechard: and you could play the ENTIRE GAME
Sep 2, 2016 1:43 PM - Reechard: and you just didn't win because you didn't have the equivalent of the Death Star plans.
Sep 2, 2016 1:43 PM - Reechard: so you beat the game, but the universe is destroyed.
Sep 2, 2016 1:54 PM - VintagePC: or the magic marker in LSL3
Sep 2, 2016 2:11 PM - Reechard: so good.
Sep 2, 2016 3:29 PM - SoL DarkLord: Woohoo my new laptop screen came in today. I'm excited...
Sep 2, 2016 5:39 PM - SoL DarkLord: And it's damaged.
Sep 2, 2016 5:39 PM - SoL DarkLord: http://i.imgur.com/0lT1gDW.jpg i mean look at that. I can't use that.
Sep 2, 2016 5:43 PM - VintagePC: dat's one of them fancy curved displays :p
Sep 2, 2016 5:49 PM - VintagePC: looks like it's had the u(s)psex treatment
Sep 2, 2016 5:50 PM - TimeCrush: Aw. Damn you were looking forward to it and everything.
Sep 2, 2016 5:51 PM - VintagePC: had a lightning strike yesterday... the video card in our DVR kicked the bucket
Sep 2, 2016 5:51 PM - VaultBot: she needs an ass whooping so she won't try again in the mouth
Sep 2, 2016 5:51 PM - VintagePC: so now I'm stuck trying to find one with s-video/comp out that I can get in two days or less
Sep 2, 2016 6:06 PM - English: who is included in this "our"
Sep 2, 2016 6:08 PM - VintagePC: our = the one I built for the family
Sep 2, 2016 9:14 PM - theLumberJack: You have family?
 
Sep 3, 2016 5:43 AM - VintagePC: no, I just pretend :sorry
Sep 3, 2016 9:15 AM - Statboy: My phone blew up this morning, everybody texting "are you alright after the earthquake?" and I'm over here like, we had an earthquake?
Sep 3, 2016 9:15 AM - Statboy: My ass was awake and I didn't notice anything
Sep 3, 2016 9:18 AM - Statboy: people freak out to easily
Sep 3, 2016 11:14 AM - English: http://i.imgur.com/zgidvCd.jpg
Sep 3, 2016 11:14 AM - English:
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Sep 3, 2016 11:15 AM - English: I have slept through more earthquakes than most east coasters have ever felt in their life
Sep 3, 2016 12:04 PM - theLumberJack: the only eathquake i noticed iw as awake for i was on a boat
Sep 3, 2016 12:04 PM - theLumberJack: at dock so we just felt the lines shaking
Sep 3, 2016 3:02 PM - Statboy: The Kansas Citians are already posting meme's like that one english. Except its a couple broken bottles of BBQ sauce
Sep 3, 2016 3:05 PM - Statboy:
FUNNY%20EARTHQUAKE_1472913662086_45711637_ver1.0_640_480.jpg

Sep 3, 2016 7:06 PM - VintagePC: welp, I caved andbought the sierra bundle
Sep 3, 2016 8:41 PM - Reechard: *clapping*
Sep 3, 2016 8:42 PM - VintagePC: and I paid more than $20
Sep 3, 2016 8:42 PM - VintagePC: 'cause fekking sierra
Sep 3, 2016 9:46 PM - Reechard: I try to keep supporting them, but Al Lowe and the 2 guys have disappointed me recently with their meager offerings.
Sep 3, 2016 9:46 PM - Reechard: the LSL remaster was barely a remaster
Sep 3, 2016 9:48 PM - Reechard: and god knows when SpaceVenture's half million dollar kickstarter will produce a product
Sep 3, 2016 9:49 PM - Reechard: and the quality of that product.
Sep 3, 2016 9:49 PM - VaultBot: just smokey is a marked improvement
Sep 3, 2016 9:49 PM - Reechard: Roger Wilco seemed to be a way more subtley hilarious character because he didn't seem to be trying.
Sep 3, 2016 9:50 PM - Reechard: their new character Ace Whatshisface seems to be a standard slapstick kinda guy... whereas half of the comedy in space quest was the understated casualness in which the idiocy happened.
 
Sep 4, 2016 6:20 AM - TimeCrush: Never really cared for those types of games. Found them really boring, with humor level of Monty Python at best.
Sep 4, 2016 5:45 PM - theLumberJack: I push them down the well
Sep 4, 2016 5:45 PM - theLumberJack: HA I WAS NEVER MISSING
Sep 4, 2016 5:45 PM - theLumberJack: just kidding
Sep 4, 2016 6:01 PM - TimeCrush: http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2008/10/20081008_mnight_250x375.jpg
Sep 4, 2016 6:01 PM - TimeCrush: http://i.imgur.com/bRwabg3.jpg
Sep 4, 2016 6:02 PM - TimeCrush: http://imgur.com/a/GfbOu
Sep 4, 2016 6:02 PM - TimeCrush: WORK WITH ME BOX
Sep 4, 2016 6:02 PM - Razer: LOL
Sep 4, 2016 6:02 PM - TimeCrush: ITS A PICTURE OF M NIGHT SHYAMALAN LOOKING SHIFTY EYED AS FUCK
Sep 4, 2016 6:02 PM - TimeCrush: LAUGH WITH ME; HA HA
Sep 4, 2016 6:02 PM - Razer: Speaking of working with you...
Sep 4, 2016 6:02 PM - Razer: there is no tree, only vague memories.
Sep 4, 2016 6:12 PM - VintagePC: 4.3M of them
Sep 4, 2016 6:40 PM - Razer: yup
Sep 4, 2016 7:34 PM - TimeCrush: Oh man.
Sep 4, 2016 7:34 PM - TimeCrush: Gonna be a whole new world when I step back online
Sep 4, 2016 7:34 PM - TimeCrush: Lag free for me.
Sep 4, 2016 7:38 PM - TimeCrush: When can we start working on that big project?
Sep 4, 2016 8:13 PM - Razer: Soon soon.
Sep 4, 2016 8:13 PM - Razer: gonna start plannig the colab base soon
Sep 4, 2016 8:35 PM - VintagePC: <-elevator installer
Sep 4, 2016 8:35 PM - VaultBot: also vintage the vaultbot?
Sep 4, 2016 8:35 PM - VintagePC: ;);
Sep 4, 2016 10:14 PM - Razer: dear server... its only 30 million blocks. get over it
 
Sep 5, 2016 5:29 PM - Razer: Vint... I have a grinder doing 2 operations per tick.. :)
Sep 5, 2016 5:56 PM - VintagePC: hah
Sep 5, 2016 5:56 PM - Razer: 950MW
Sep 5, 2016 6:21 PM - VintagePC: dat's a powerful grinder... mind your fingers
Sep 5, 2016 6:28 PM - Razer: Ja mon.
 
Sep 8, 2016 12:09 PM - theLumberJack: so you're good then
Sep 8, 2016 12:14 PM - SoL DarkLord: yes.
Sep 8, 2016 12:40 PM - Statboy: So TC is 6:30c-9c good for you?
Sep 8, 2016 12:51 PM - TimeCrush: Yeah can make that happen, might dip out 15 or so early if we aren't in an encounter; but that will be fine.
Sep 8, 2016 12:52 PM - Statboy: we'll plan on it then
Sep 8, 2016 1:13 PM - theLumberJack: woo
Sep 8, 2016 3:07 PM - theLumberJack: we are doing 630c right
Sep 8, 2016 3:57 PM - TimeCrush: Yes.
Sep 8, 2016 4:15 PM - theLumberJack: Cool. 830 it is
Sep 8, 2016 4:52 PM - VintagePC: 7:30 it is
Sep 8, 2016 5:02 PM - theLumberJack: bb come back
Sep 8, 2016 5:45 PM - VintagePC: FYI if you bought milk products anytime in the past 13 years and live in an eligible state, free money: http://www.boughtmilk.com/
Sep 8, 2016 5:46 PM - VintagePC: *lived
Sep 8, 2016 5:48 PM - theLumberJack: the white or the black ones
Sep 8, 2016 5:49 PM - SoL DarkLord: The black ones.
Sep 8, 2016 5:49 PM - theLumberJack: that's racist
Sep 8, 2016 6:05 PM - SoL DarkLord: Don't blame me.
Sep 8, 2016 6:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: So apparently as a cleric of a neutral diety, I don't possess, a natural aura, like those of lawful, chaotic, good or evil dieties.
Sep 8, 2016 6:24 PM - VintagePC: be in shortly, just digging up my mic
Sep 8, 2016 6:59 PM - theLumberJack: PROVE IT
Sep 8, 2016 8:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh my.... I just read a 70 y.o. man in Missouri robbed a bank, because he through jail would be better than to continue living with his wife.
Sep 8, 2016 8:06 PM - theLumberJack: Good thing grandma is dead otherwise i was going to have to call grandpa
Sep 8, 2016 8:07 PM - SoL DarkLord: http://wwmt.com/news/offbeat/man-says-he-robbed-bank-preferred-jail-to-living-with-wife
Sep 8, 2016 8:27 PM - VintagePC: also free tropico 4 in humble store today
Sep 8, 2016 8:30 PM - theLumberJack: and the swashbuckler says "I cast fireball"
 
Sep 9, 2016 6:23 AM - TimeCrush: Maaaan, can we extend the fun by pbp in between live sessions? I don't feel like waiting a weeeeek
Sep 9, 2016 7:35 AM - theLumberJack: there tc
Sep 9, 2016 7:44 AM - TimeCrush: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO8MyXDYHqk
Sep 9, 2016 7:44 AM - TimeCrush:
Sep 9, 2016 7:44 AM - TimeCrush: Ode to Zanros
Sep 9, 2016 7:45 AM - theLumberJack: rofl
Sep 9, 2016 10:18 AM - Statboy: I hope you're not still salty LJ, cause you seemed a little salty about losing Zanros last night
Sep 9, 2016 10:18 AM - Statboy: I was laughing my ass off
Sep 9, 2016 10:23 AM - TimeCrush: I think it was just the situation, not salty at you. Just got saved and back to participating, wasn't forced to die and could've ran, got crit killed to dust from over half health.
Sep 9, 2016 10:23 AM - TimeCrush: Zanros died as he lived. Squaring off against foes always the larger, panacheing his ass off.
Sep 9, 2016 10:25 AM - Statboy: it always sucks to lose a character, but it does happen. I am surprised at you guys though
Sep 9, 2016 10:26 AM - Statboy: You guys have been a very smart party, and I'm really surprised you didn't see how the map was disadvantageous to your enemy and exploit that.
Sep 9, 2016 10:31 AM - TimeCrush: We did, you even mentioned it. We just thought it would be a trap.
Sep 9, 2016 10:41 AM - Statboy: I didn't mention it until after Zanros died, I really didn't think you guys would have trouble with him. I figured Aech would disarm the trap, but even if he didn't you guys would kite
Sep 9, 2016 10:48 AM - VaultBot: ssshhh, they don&#039;t know any further purpose they can serve / where will they go and will that impact us?
Sep 9, 2016 10:48 AM - Reechard: I'm still happy as crap that I logged in
Sep 9, 2016 10:48 AM - Reechard: that shit was hilarious
Sep 9, 2016 10:50 AM - Statboy: The best was when the creature pulled Farsides ballista out of his hands.
Sep 9, 2016 10:51 AM - TimeCrush: If my disguise allowed them to escape, I was just going to sit in the chair in that back corner, and wait for death.
Sep 9, 2016 4:53 PM - VintagePC: TBH, half the fun of DND is "this shit is totally ridiculous but I'm gonna do it anyway"
Sep 9, 2016 8:40 PM - theLumberJack: The biggest thing that annoyed me was I'm certain you said construct when it showed up
Sep 9, 2016 8:47 PM - theLumberJack: The mental image I got in my head is that a construct blew out the wall and crawled out of it.
Sep 9, 2016 8:48 PM - theLumberJack: I'm more annoyed Zanros died because I misunderstood the scenario than the fact that he died
Sep 9, 2016 9:47 PM - VaultBot: welp, i caved andbought the sierra bundle
Sep 9, 2016 9:47 PM - Reechard: well that was a fun couple of hours in our shithole of a basement.
Sep 9, 2016 9:47 PM - Reechard: tornados are no joke folks.
Sep 9, 2016 10:35 PM - VintagePC: I to could swear I heard construct
 
Sep 10, 2016 9:15 AM - Statboy: Not that it makes a difference if its a construct. The most important parts were that its large and summoned.
Sep 10, 2016 9:32 AM - TimeCrush: If it wasn't a construct It'd probably have been some form of alive and I could've sickened/fatigued/something to it.
Sep 10, 2016 9:34 AM - Statboy: Constructed (Ex): Although inevitables are living outsiders , their bodies are constructed of physical components, and in many ways they function as constructs. For the purposes of effects targeting creatures by type (such as a ranger’s favored enemy and bane weapons), inevitables count as both outsiders and constructs. They are immune to death effects, disease, mind-affecting effects, necromancy
Sep 10, 2016 9:35 AM - Statboy: effects, paralysis, poison, sleep, stun, and any effect that requires a Fortitude save (unless the effect also works on objects, or is harmless). Inevitables are not subject to nonlethal damage, ability damage, ability drain, fatigue, exhaustion, or energy drain. They are not at risk of death from massive damage. They have bonus hit points as constructs of their size.
Sep 10, 2016 9:35 AM - Statboy: I'm guessing not, because they had most of the construct immunities
Sep 10, 2016 9:36 AM - TimeCrush: Huh. Yep. Haha, denied either way
Sep 10, 2016 9:36 AM - Statboy: I think it was a moment of "We'll give them an OP creature that is in a bad place, and leaves in X number of rounds, lets see if they fight it"
Sep 10, 2016 11:46 AM - theLumberJack: It does make a difference though
Sep 10, 2016 11:48 AM - Reechard: damn, you guys are being some little old ladies about it
Sep 10, 2016 11:49 AM - theLumberJack: The campaign has had a large construct around every other corner
Sep 10, 2016 11:50 AM - theLumberJack: If you hear hooves and everyone is telling you it's a horse you don't expect a zebra
Sep 10, 2016 11:55 AM - VaultBot: 380 total for the purposes of effects targeting creatures by type (such as a flashlight. instead of having to open up a flashlight app i can simply press the volume key for 1.5 seconds and it turns the led on/off
Sep 10, 2016 11:55 AM - VintagePC: I just want to make sure I'm not going crazy... I and others absolutely swear we heard stat say construct. Doesn't change what's done but at least for me I'm fine if stat just says "ok, yeah, maybe I did slip up and misspeak"
Sep 10, 2016 11:58 AM - theLumberJack: Yes
Sep 10, 2016 11:59 AM - theLumberJack: My point wasn't about what we were fighting, it's about the delivery of a scene.
Sep 10, 2016 12:00 PM - theLumberJack: Too me it felt more like deus ex machina of stat just making it summoned so we wouldn't have a tpk than it originially being summoned. The scene was delivered in such a way that the parties reaction was essentially "*eyes roll* another construct"
Sep 10, 2016 12:06 PM - theLumberJack: and if i seemed indignant to you reechard it was for my opinion of the detail being dismissed as irrelevant than the events of the game
Sep 10, 2016 12:07 PM - theLumberJack: Regardless it was a good session, and i'm sure it will proceed in it's hilarity next week
Sep 10, 2016 12:17 PM - VaultBot: not necessarily - one of the construct immunities
Sep 10, 2016 12:17 PM - Reechard:
Sep 10, 2016 12:30 PM - VaultBot: playable character though i enjoyed bl2, although the final boss was a good session, and i&#039;m really surprised you didn&#039;t see how the map was disadvantageous to your enemy and exploit that.
Sep 10, 2016 12:30 PM - theLumberJack: The end of that me laugh so hard
Sep 10, 2016 12:31 PM - theLumberJack: I had a guy rant to me yesterday about the illuminati creating computers for draconian spirits to inhabit
Sep 10, 2016 1:47 PM - VaultBot: interesting when i see a large construct around every other corner
Sep 10, 2016 2:31 PM - SoL DarkLord: Isal intends to have a construct at some point herself.
Sep 10, 2016 2:58 PM - Statboy: I seem to remember I said it looks like a construct of a sphinx (didn't say it was though), and that I corrected myself saying it looked like a clockwork centaur.
Sep 10, 2016 3:01 PM - Statboy: and no Stat did not change that from the book, it was written as a trap that summons the monster. What's more is that it is a CR 9 fight, which you guys have been handling CR 9's with ease
Sep 10, 2016 3:03 PM - Statboy: It was a CR 11 or 12 fight that killed Mavruk. That is a failing of the CR system though, two battle with the same CR won't always be equal in difficulty.
Sep 10, 2016 3:04 PM - Statboy: TL: DR I did misspeak, and corrected myself in session
Sep 10, 2016 3:21 PM - VintagePC: I'll take that
Sep 10, 2016 6:02 PM - Reechard: That crit didn't help
Sep 10, 2016 7:33 PM - VintagePC: that's pretty much the story of any of our deaths... eating a crit or two
Sep 10, 2016 7:38 PM - Statboy: hoping having to confirm crits will lessen that
Sep 10, 2016 7:45 PM - English: Yeah the whole point of having to confirm crits is to lessen player deaths. Because the DM is generally going to have more monsters on the field and thus roll more dice
Sep 10, 2016 7:46 PM - English: thus they are going to have more crits per session
Sep 10, 2016 7:53 PM - Statboy: every player death has come from crits in this campaign
Sep 10, 2016 7:57 PM - VintagePC: yet we've had relatively few enemy TKOs from player crits
Sep 10, 2016 7:58 PM - Statboy: ummm, Zanros would counter that
Sep 10, 2016 7:58 PM - VaultBot: its a couple broken bottles of bbq sauce
Sep 10, 2016 7:58 PM - Statboy: he finished off quite a few enemies from crits
Sep 10, 2016 7:59 PM - Statboy: but yes, this campaign either throws 10 weaklings at you guys (which you tend to one shot without crits) or 1 bbg that can tank a few crits
Sep 10, 2016 8:41 PM - theLumberJack: yeah zanros knocked a lot of poeple out from crits
Sep 10, 2016 8:42 PM - theLumberJack: Zanros' crit range was 15-20 and he had a +19 attack modifier with his scimitar for a primary attack
Sep 10, 2016 8:44 PM - theLumberJack: Clearly I should build a wizard just for the disable construct spell
Sep 10, 2016 8:48 PM - Statboy: inb4 you never see another construct again
Sep 10, 2016 8:49 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Sep 10, 2016 8:51 PM - VintagePC: trolol
Sep 10, 2016 8:53 PM - Statboy: can't Sol own constructs fairly easily?
Sep 10, 2016 8:54 PM - theLumberJack: can he?
Sep 10, 2016 8:55 PM - SoL DarkLord: He'll be able to yes.
Sep 10, 2016 8:55 PM - VintagePC: ... didn't he try a construct disabling touch of some kind twice? or was that on the bones
Sep 10, 2016 8:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: That was on the bones.
Sep 10, 2016 8:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: But I did try to touch him as well with it.
Sep 10, 2016 8:56 PM - Statboy: that was on the bones, and it worked, because the bones was a construct and not undead
Sep 10, 2016 8:56 PM - theLumberJack: Ah i must of missed that
Sep 10, 2016 8:56 PM - Statboy: Sol wasn't there for the Centaur, he'd left by then
Sep 10, 2016 9:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: As if right now Isal needs about another 1500 gp to create her first construct.
Sep 10, 2016 9:07 PM - VaultBot: it doesnt really matter
Sep 10, 2016 9:07 PM - SoL DarkLord: apparently constructs have a DC 15 to make.
Sep 10, 2016 9:07 PM - SoL DarkLord: or at least an Iron Cobra does.
Sep 10, 2016 9:10 PM - theLumberJack: is isal a special cleric?
Sep 10, 2016 9:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: Isal, is a follower of Ptah. who has the Artifice Subdomain.
Sep 10, 2016 9:21 PM - theLumberJack: so you just did the artificers touch not the spell disable construct
Sep 10, 2016 9:21 PM - theLumberJack: ?
Sep 10, 2016 9:22 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yes.
Sep 10, 2016 9:23 PM - theLumberJack: I figured that's what it was, iw as just reading an archetype that requires that domain
Sep 10, 2016 9:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: If you notice Isal spends a lot of time summoning right now, it's only because a construct is out of the question.
 
Sep 11, 2016 9:25 AM - Statboy: Sol the DC to build a Construct is 5+Construct Level (CL)
Sep 11, 2016 10:41 AM - Statboy: So an Iron Cobra would be DC 12 to make
Sep 11, 2016 10:46 AM - theLumberJack: where did find that?
Sep 11, 2016 10:48 AM - theLumberJack: rule not cobra
Sep 11, 2016 10:50 AM - theLumberJack:
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Sep 11, 2016 10:52 AM - theLumberJack: CL is caster level required
Sep 11, 2016 10:52 AM - Statboy: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/building-and-modifying-constructs
Sep 11, 2016 10:52 AM - Statboy: CL is caster level of the construct according to that page
Sep 11, 2016 10:53 AM - Statboy: its just easier to think of it as construct level (for me at least)
Sep 11, 2016 10:55 AM - Statboy: though on the Iron Cobra page it does say DC 15
Sep 11, 2016 10:55 AM - Statboy: Would it kill Paizo to create a rule that is consistent?
Sep 11, 2016 10:56 AM - theLumberJack: lol
Sep 11, 2016 10:56 AM - theLumberJack: The trick is to look at the bottom of hte page
Sep 11, 2016 10:56 AM - theLumberJack: Craft Construct was published before ultimate magic
Sep 11, 2016 10:56 AM - theLumberJack: the rules you posted are from ultimate magic
Sep 11, 2016 10:59 AM - Statboy: Still, Paizo frequently makes changes to the Core Rulebook, would it kill them when they made Ultimate Magic to update the previous books that it changes?
Sep 11, 2016 11:00 AM - Statboy: Cause now I'm sitting wondering which rulebook do I use?
Sep 11, 2016 11:00 AM - theLumberJack: Well your the GM
Sep 11, 2016 11:00 AM - theLumberJack: so your call
Sep 11, 2016 11:00 AM - theLumberJack: you're*
Sep 11, 2016 11:03 AM - theLumberJack: The newer one seems better
Sep 11, 2016 11:04 AM - theLumberJack: but allows for more
Sep 11, 2016 11:06 AM - Statboy: I started a post in the rules section at Paizo to see if the community has a good answer, they usually do.
Sep 11, 2016 11:07 AM - Statboy: http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twaq?Crafting-Constructs-rule#1
Sep 11, 2016 11:15 AM - theLumberJack: faircall
Sep 11, 2016 11:27 AM - theLumberJack: from looking at other threads its fairly confusing
Sep 11, 2016 12:08 PM - VintagePC: shiiiiiiiiiiit
Sep 11, 2016 12:09 PM - VaultBot: did it?
Sep 11, 2016 12:09 PM - VintagePC: just spent an hour setting up MT32 emulation for old DOS games
Sep 11, 2016 12:09 PM - VintagePC: totally worth
Sep 11, 2016 12:12 PM - theLumberJack: y not dosbox
Sep 11, 2016 12:12 PM - VintagePC: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_MT-32
Sep 11, 2016 12:18 PM - theLumberJack: so you are playing the audio for the games through the synthesizer?
Sep 11, 2016 12:19 PM - VaultBot: clearly ginsu is at fault, not
Sep 11, 2016 12:19 PM - VintagePC: you would be surprised how many old games sound so much less like ass
Sep 11, 2016 12:19 PM - theLumberJack: is this because they have a midi output option for audio?
Sep 11, 2016 12:19 PM - VintagePC: given the audio was often scored on something like that and downsampled for other cards
Sep 11, 2016 12:20 PM - theLumberJack: yes
Sep 11, 2016 3:50 PM - VaultBot: yah, see a lot of things easier
Sep 11, 2016 3:50 PM - theLumberJack: I just finished journey for the first time
Sep 11, 2016 5:11 PM - Statboy: Anybody know how to change your e-mail for the vault?
Sep 11, 2016 6:07 PM - theLumberJack: id ask vint :p
Sep 11, 2016 6:29 PM - Statboy: ok, Hey Vint, how do I change my email for the vault?
Sep 11, 2016 7:19 PM - VintagePC: http://www.vaultf4.com/account/contact-details
Sep 11, 2016 7:55 PM - Statboy: I can't click it to change it.
Sep 11, 2016 8:01 PM - theLumberJack: gasp D:
Sep 11, 2016 9:05 PM - theLumberJack: back up character uses bastard sword
Sep 11, 2016 9:05 PM - theLumberJack: no more dancing around with a scimitar for lj
Sep 11, 2016 9:18 PM - Statboy: You'll have to tell me what you went with, and send me a token unless you want me to find you one from the freebie list.
Sep 11, 2016 9:19 PM - theLumberJack: magus
Sep 11, 2016 9:20 PM - Statboy: human?
Sep 11, 2016 9:20 PM - theLumberJack: yes
Sep 11, 2016 9:20 PM - Statboy: Ferengi?
Sep 11, 2016 9:21 PM - theLumberJack: an Osiriani
Sep 11, 2016 9:21 PM - theLumberJack: his name is Dagwami
Sep 11, 2016 9:24 PM - Statboy: coolio's
Sep 11, 2016 10:39 PM - SoL DarkLord: Making one incase Zanros dies?
 
Sep 11, 2016 11:14 PM - VintagePC: PM me the new one and I'll fix it
Sep 11, 2016 11:16 PM - VaultBot: and assume that the 11"" macbook air's with 1366x768 resolution are actually 1080 resolution at 4 times the zoom
Sep 11, 2016 11:16 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh that's a shame.
Sep 11, 2016 11:18 PM - VaultBot: oddly enough the only red head i've done battle was very submissive.
Sep 11, 2016 11:18 PM - SoL DarkLord: Only two more levels, and we'll likely never lose another pc again, unless they want a new one.
Sep 11, 2016 11:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: wait no... that's one more level.
Sep 12, 2016 5:36 AM - theLumberJack: because you get ressurection?
Sep 12, 2016 8:55 AM - English: That spell is retardedly expensive tho
Sep 12, 2016 8:59 AM - English: diamond worth 10k gold
Sep 12, 2016 8:59 AM - VaultBot: judging by the ""you are missing out"" line, i think he's broken person""
Sep 12, 2016 8:59 AM - English: True Res is even worse. 25k gold
Sep 12, 2016 9:17 AM - Statboy: I doubt anybody ever wants to be ressed, when it costs 10k and this campaign has kept the party firmly behind the wealth by level line.
Sep 12, 2016 9:18 AM - English: yeah unless you have a huge attachment to your character or you have wealth beyond your level
Sep 12, 2016 9:20 AM - Statboy: I'm about to Ex Machina them some money to get them up closer to the payline. And the end of this book is a bit of a loot fest, if they ever reach it.
Sep 12, 2016 9:42 AM - Statboy: Don't get your hopes up LJ and Vint, it'll be based on long your character has been alive and suffered the low loot rate in this campaign
Sep 12, 2016 9:45 AM - TimeCrush: Memsie, in enough jewels and gold to drown.
Sep 12, 2016 9:59 AM - Statboy: I just totalled it up, and the final section of this book drops over 30k in loot for the party, with about half that coming in straight money.
Sep 12, 2016 12:54 PM - theLumberJack: New character isn't as ridiculous as zanros
Sep 12, 2016 12:55 PM - TimeCrush: awww
Sep 12, 2016 3:45 PM - theLumberJack: except that he can cast true strike on him self as he hits people
Sep 12, 2016 3:45 PM - theLumberJack: with a bastard sword
Sep 12, 2016 4:39 PM - Statboy: I put 4 tokens in the top left if you like any of them, i'm also getting you a new sheet on roll20
Sep 12, 2016 5:26 PM - SoL DarkLord: Diamond needs to be worth 5k gold.
Sep 12, 2016 5:43 PM - SoL DarkLord: There is also breath of life, http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/breath-of-life, no material cost, but it has to be done within one round.
Sep 12, 2016 5:50 PM - TimeCrush: Honestly, my main motivation for keeping Memsie alive is 'You will have to slog through char creation again.'
Sep 12, 2016 5:50 PM - TimeCrush: True willpower wells forth from that
Sep 12, 2016 7:15 PM - Statboy: In all fairness TC, you went for one of the hardest characters to create, a caster with a familiar
Sep 12, 2016 7:33 PM - TimeCrush: And I'll never do it again :p
Sep 12, 2016 8:18 PM - theLumberJack: i like making characters
Sep 12, 2016 8:18 PM - theLumberJack: one of myfavourite parts
Sep 12, 2016 8:19 PM - theLumberJack: i'll try and find a token since i have a while yet stat
Sep 12, 2016 9:45 PM - VintagePC: shiit
Sep 12, 2016 9:45 PM - VintagePC: we fired up a borer on 2 drums of jet fuel
Sep 12, 2016 9:46 PM - VaultBot: how awesome was last nights game of thrones!! i am so glad i made that statement is that
Sep 12, 2016 9:46 PM - VintagePC: it made a 5x7 hole over 3k blocks long
Sep 12, 2016 9:46 PM - VintagePC: epic mineshaft
Sep 12, 2016 9:47 PM - VintagePC: probably in the space of about 45 min to an hour
Sep 12, 2016 9:53 PM - theLumberJack: can't tell if work day or minecraft
 
Sep 13, 2016 6:14 AM - TimeCrush: That, sounds rad.
Sep 13, 2016 6:15 AM - TimeCrush: Really need to work on some kind of teleportation to you guys.
Sep 13, 2016 6:18 AM - VintagePC: get your nether portal up and razer will install one
Sep 13, 2016 6:26 AM - TimeCrush: I've had it up for a while.
Sep 13, 2016 6:26 AM - TimeCrush: He got my coords but I think the tree made everything busy.
Sep 13, 2016 10:34 AM - English: TC what class is Memsie?
Sep 13, 2016 10:38 AM - theLumberJack: witch
Sep 13, 2016 11:03 AM - TimeCrush: I swore you were in the party at some point or another English
Sep 13, 2016 11:14 AM - VaultBot: i just totalled it up, and the final boss in blands2 was difficult
Sep 13, 2016 11:14 AM - English: haha no I just popped in for the lulz in the arena combat scene
Sep 13, 2016 11:14 AM - English: And then got thoroughly trounced because trip build wasn't strong enough
Sep 13, 2016 11:14 AM - English: also I can't trip someone who is flying
Sep 13, 2016 11:16 AM - English: And witch ain't that bad... Summoner is where it gets awful
Sep 13, 2016 11:58 AM - Statboy: summoner with augmented summoning
Sep 13, 2016 11:59 AM - Statboy: for a brand new player, casters and familiars are far from the easiest characters to make
 
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