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Quotes Thread 2.0

  1. 12 minutes ago - African Grey:
    me is the real one with a vintage pc.
  2. 12 minutes ago - African Grey:
    stupid /me fail.
  3. 12 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    pfft, I'm surfin on my commodore 64
  4. 11 minutes ago - Brother Ariman:
    ಠ_ಠ
  5. 10 minutes ago - Iceh:
    haha
  6. 9 minutes ago - Train in Vain:
    :|
  7. 9 minutes ago - Iceh:
    good day everyone
  8. 7 minutes ago - African Grey:
    Commodor 64? Noob, I'm using the local school's IBM and typing in punchcards.
  9. 6 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    pfft, I'd have replied sooner but I had to replace a vacuum tube in my computer
  10. 5 minutes ago - African Grey:
    at least you don't have to oil up the cogs for your difference engine wot.
  11. 5 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    the wooden cogs don't need oiling :p
  12. 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
    haha you old guys I use a type writer with a small charge I am the true vintage
  13. 3 minutes ago - African Grey:
    hold on, I need to talk slower so interpreter can tell them what smoke signals to make.

  14. 3 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
    I am a lumberjack
  15. 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    I can't type any faster because I have to keep sharpening my tablet-carving chisel

  16. 3 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
    what is a computer
 
  1. 1 minute ago - Net:
    Morning Friends!
  2. 1 minute ago - Insanity:
    hi net
  3. A moment ago - VintagePC:
    ah, there's the server sabotager :p
  4. A moment ago - Insanity:
    what did i do?
  5. A moment ago - Insanity:
    or iceh

  6. A moment ago - Iceh:
    haha
  7. A moment ago - Net:
    No! It was just accidently the gravity!
 
  1. 1 minute ago - spybait:
    iceh's a babe
  2. 1 minute ago - spybait:
    coolest cat in the alley

  3. 1 minute ago - Iceh:
    :3

  4. A moment ago - :
    Iceh bows
  5. A moment ago - spybait:
    until LJ comes on box
  6. A moment ago - Insanity:
    that was before he met fire eh
  7. A moment ago - spybait:
    :3

  8. A moment ago - Iceh:
    D: beaten by my older brother

  9. A moment ago - Iceh:
    insanity that was cold
  10. A moment ago - spybait:
    and then Lava comes on and melts box with her...
  11. A moment ago - spybait:
    Wait, I can't say that. Reechard will castrate me. Dx
 
  1. 4 minutes ago - Net:
    If canada and the united states were to go to war with each other who would win?

  2. 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
    Canada

  3. 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
    you would die in our cold
  4. 4 minutes ago - Net:
    :(

  5. 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
    :p

  6. 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
    but we would die in your heat

  7. 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
    so its not a bnig point and i only like qouting insainty its fun
  8. 4 minutes ago - Insanity:
    see i prefer colder weather myself
  9. 4 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    we'd just burn the whitehouse again and call it a day.
  10. 4 minutes ago - Net:
    Well I dont know. It gets really cold here in chicago. I remember one winter maybe 3-4 years ago the temrature outside was colder than the current temp in Antartica.

  11. 3 minutes ago - Iceh:
    and LJ is my Canadian bro i was refering to
  12. 3 minutes ago - Insanity:
    get some orginality there vintage?
  13. 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    hey, it worked once for us :D
  14. 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    that and we'll fly our vintage sea-king helicopters over the US, and they'll malfunction and rain parts over you all :roflmai
  15. 2 minutes ago - Net:
    Haha that would be the greatest war of all time. Canada just lights the whitehouse on fire and leaves. We are left standing here going WTF did we just witness. War over Canada wins.
  16. 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
    "if you can't beat 'em, confuse 'em."
  17. 1 minute ago - Net:
    hahah thats Canadas motto.
  18. 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
  19. 1 minute ago - Insanity:
    http://en.webfail.net/uploads/images/4736/post.jpg
  20. 1 minute ago - Insanity:
    canada vs america ^^^
  21. A moment ago - spybait:
    america
  22. A moment ago - spybait:
    fuckyeah
  23. A moment ago - Net:
    Hahaha
  24. A moment ago - Net:
    OMG that was funny!
  25. A moment ago - spybait:
    move your damn lighthouse, we're coming through
  26. A moment ago - Net:
    Iceh you made my day :)
 
  1. 11 minutes ago - Spago:
    one of the more creative ones I've seen around here was forcing the person, after jail time, to tend to the gravesite once a week for a looong time. I cant remember all the details
  2. 10 minutes ago - tigar:
    here if you commit a crime you get to go to a hotel and stay there for free and get to eat food that you never imagined could taste that great
  3. 9 minutes ago - Spago:
    lol, you sound like you've been in before
  4. 9 minutes ago - tigar:
    that is for serious crimes anything short of killing someone is a pat on the back and some community service
  5. 9 minutes ago - tigar:
    na jails tend to be on tv a lot in nz
  6. 9 minutes ago - tigar:
    "this or that person has escaped from jail"
  7. 8 minutes ago - tigar:
    ya well what do you expect when you have a fence that is 2 meters high with a tree growing right next to it and the jail is in the dam city right next to a free bus stop
  8. 7 minutes ago - tigar:
    so every time someone decides to get it in their mind to leave the best hotels in nz everyone that watches the news gets to have a 30 minute tour on tv as to how they live
 
2 minutes ago - Net: spybait. I am sorry but I read what you said like this "want to get a gaming laptop and a superbattery and shit in my cave all day"
 
  1. 27 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    my friend brought me fresh from the chicken eggs...

  2. 27 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    and i only needed 1 of them!! double yolk!!!

  3. 27 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    LOL

  4. 27 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    YOU MURDERED TWINS. :p

  5. 26 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    (yes, I AM aware it doesn't work that way)

  6. 26 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    lmao!!!

  7. 25 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    i murdered a single chicken who may have been obese

  8. 24 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    NO FAT CHICKS :D

  9. 24 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    (in a VERY literal sense, in this case)

  10. 24 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    hahahahaha

  11. 23 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    I'm cracking you up, aren't I?

  12. 21 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    yea!!

  13. 21 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    but in serious...never again will i eat storebought eggs

  14. 20 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    yes, terrible egg puns, I know. I can be a bad egg at times.

  15. 20 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    friend brought 2 dozen :D enough to make cheesecake

  16. 20 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    lmfao!!!!!!

  17. 20 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    you're terrible

  18. 20 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    well, I know they're not eggactly the greatest...

  19. 19 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    but once I start cracking puns.....

  20. 18 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    Dookie has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

  21. 18 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    well, I keep right on cooking.

  22. 16 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    VintagePC has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

  23. 15 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    aww, you're not even gonna egg me on?

  24. 14 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    Dookie has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

  25. 12 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    VintagePC has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

  26. 11 minutes ago - Net:
    Dooookie?

  27. 10 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    AHA! another victim for my terrible puns!

  28. 9 minutes ago - Net:
    Your scaring all of the people away :(

  29. 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    awww, is there egg all over the box? :D

  30. 8 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    Dookie has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

  31. 8 minutes ago - Net:
    Gasp!!!

  32. 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    ... I think I'm running out.

  33. 7 minutes ago - Net:
    He is invulnerable to your puns!

  34. 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    they're starting to get a little soft-boiled.

  35. 7 minutes ago - Net:
    :/

  36. 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    I can fry 'em up all night.

  37. 7 minutes ago - Net:
    Just dont let them get runny.

  38. 6 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    nah, just until your brains get scrambled.

  39. 6 minutes ago - :
    Carcajou facepalm

  40. 6 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    im gonna go play minecraft

  41. 6 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    well, now you have egg on your face for a failed /me...

  42. 6 minutes ago - Net:
    My brains are already over easy its hard to scramble them.

  43. 5 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    Eh, I'll poach them when you're not looking

  44. 5 minutes ago - Carcajou:
    lolololollol

  45. 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    being a comedian isn't all it's cracked up to be, though.

  46. 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    Always have to have something rotten ready to throw.

  47. 2 minutes ago - Net:
    Im out.

  48. 2 minutes ago - Ragnorok:
    http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/382094_257083637752556_1106026302_n.jpg

  49. 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
    Fine, I'll stop... you wouldn't know a good joke if it sat in a carton in your fridge. :p

  50. A moment ago - :
    VintagePC steals the victory and calls it a day.
 
LavaRed [VF4-S]: however
LavaRed [VF4-S]: I wouldn't mind being a permanent hider
Reechard [VF4-S]: IF I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
 
  1. 16 minutes ago - Razer:
    the time of the year has something to do with it.

  2. 13 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    Can I interest you in our new lines of fucks? We have summer and winter models now :D

  3. 13 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    yea ik

  4. 12 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    lol

  5. 9 minutes ago - spybait:
    winter fucks

  6. 9 minutes ago - spybait:
    yes please

  7. 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    sorry. razer

  8. 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    is hoarding them all and has none to give :roflmao

  9. 6 minutes ago - :
    spybait steals fucks and runs

  10. 6 minutes ago - Spazz:
    YOU COME BACK HERE WITH THE FUCKS I PREORDERED

  11. 4 minutes ago - spybait:
    spazz

  12. 4 minutes ago - spybait:
    I'm sorry, I give way more fucks about you than I have to give

  13. 4 minutes ago - spybait:
    I am in fucks debt

  14. 3 minutes ago - Spazz:
    You shouldn't have been just giving fucks to anyone, Spy.

  15. 3 minutes ago - Spazz:
    You owe twice the fucks you currently have.

  16. 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    innuendobawks

  17. A moment ago - :
    VintagePC considers making a trophy for spazz for that line
 
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: fixed a typo :p
VintagePC [VF4-S]: in my thread?
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: mhm
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: *agrument
VintagePC [VF4-S] facepalms
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: hehe
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: its ok
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: i got your back
VintagePC [VF4-S]: :)
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: and reechard's got your front
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: it's a vintage sammich
VintagePC [VF4-S]: lol
VintagePC [VF4-S]: that escalated quickly.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: only because your twisted male mind made it that way
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: you nasty
VintagePC [VF4-S]: I didn't make it that way... certain other things of reechard's escalating quickly are what started this
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: but isn't reechard's thing escalating what causes YOUR things to escalate?
VintagePC [VF4-S]: you've got a typo in your deletion reason... "unnecessart
VintagePC [VF4-S]: :p
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: hey Hey HEy HEY
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: I can only fix one typo per day
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: you done fucked up
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: filled my quota
VintagePC [VF4-S]: Nice to meet you pot, I'm Mr. Kettle.
VintagePC [VF4-S]: XD
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: ass :p
VintagePC [VF4-S]: well, you DO have my back all the time. only natural that's all you see of me.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: it's shaped like a maple leaf and reeks of ham...you should have that checked out
VintagePC [VF4-S]: Hey, it works for reechard. Even moreso if I put some code on it.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: is code code for hockey stats?
VintagePC [VF4-S]: no, healthcare bills XD
VintagePC [VF4-S]: whelp, there's your quotes thread material for the day. :p
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: oh god
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: i should
VintagePC [VF4-S]: beat you
 
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