\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: bitch tits
VintagePC [VF4-S]: what, douchebag dick?
VintagePC [VF4-S]:
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: idk im bored and figured you had a moose hunting story or a maple tree tapping adventure to share
VintagePC [VF4-S]: not really, I was just going to have me a fab-u-lous canadian shower.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: are you that close to the falls?
VintagePC [VF4-S]: far from it.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: so how long does it take you to make it there to shower then?
VintagePC [VF4-S]: well, if I start walking now, I should be checked into my hotel by next April or so.
VintagePC [VF4-S]:
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: oh well that's not so bad
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: don't forget to wear a few extra parkas
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: and your moose hunting knife
VintagePC [VF4-S]: well, it's worse if you consider that by the time I get back, it's high time for the next one. so it's an endless cycle.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: you must be really fit then!
VintagePC [VF4-S]: Heh... bad enough the doctor wants me to GAIN weight.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: oh god really?
VintagePC [VF4-S]: yar
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: you can have some of mine
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: not like I need it
VintagePC [VF4-S]: if only it worked that way.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: ikr?
VintagePC [VF4-S]: runs in the family though. apparently it was bad enough my grandma was ordered by HER doctor to drink a bottle of cream every day. and this was back in the 1920s/30s.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: holy balls
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: super metabolism
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: I hate you
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: go shower you stinky, skinny mother fucker
VintagePC [VF4-S]: well, the only reason it's once a year is the insurance won't cover the risk of me slipping down the drain more than once.
VintagePC [VF4-S]: XD
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: touche
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: you win by default...I'm too sick to wit
VintagePC [VF4-S]: whelp. my work is done, but at least you got a laugh.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: you have no proof
VintagePC [VF4-S]: I don't need any. I heard you falling off the chair from all the way over on the east coast.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: ASS
VintagePC [VF4-S]: and that's a joke about my HEARING, not about other things
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: uh huh
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: go shower
VintagePC [VF4-S] goes before lava finds something to throw
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: I can smell your ass
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: throw? bitch I'm getting in the car
VintagePC [VF4-S]: oh, is it gonna be like that? well than I can hear YOURS.
VintagePC [VF4-S] runs
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: VINTAGEMOTHERFUCKINGPCIMGONNAEATYOURSKINNYMOTHERFUCKINGSOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VintagePC [VF4-S]: Too much bone, not enough meat
VintagePC [VF4-S]: FOILED AGAIN
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: "She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone"
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: I WIN MOTHER FUCKER
VintagePC [VF4-S]: sadly SHE don't get any unless I send reechard PHP. *BA-DUM- TSSSSSHHHH*
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: crap
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: /wrists
VintagePC [VF4-S]: haven't you learned yet? YOU CANNOT OUTWIT MY CANADIAN SELF.
VintagePC [VF4-S]: and when I come back from my shower, I expect something that will make me die laughing. Good luck.
\V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: and you can't outrun my circumference
VintagePC [VF4-S]: well, gravitational fields have that effect.
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