Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

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Mar 23, 2016 10:48 AM - theLumberJack: lol reechard
Mar 23, 2016 10:49 AM - theLumberJack: the drama society i run at one of the local universities opened our production of Much Ado About Nothing last night
Mar 23, 2016 10:49 AM - theLumberJack: I have been doubling at the societies president and technical director this year
Mar 23, 2016 10:51 AM - theLumberJack: so this show has about 500% more effort on my part that any of the other ones ive done
Mar 23, 2016 12:07 PM - Statboy: Statboy says that means you could have only been putting in 20% effort max previously
Mar 23, 2016 12:07 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 23, 2016 12:09 PM - theLumberJack: sounds about right
Mar 23, 2016 12:19 PM - Hexalan: naw stat
Mar 23, 2016 12:19 PM - Hexalan: 500% more, not 500% of
Mar 23, 2016 12:20 PM - Hexalan: so LJ's only putting in 16.6%, and misreporting it as 20% on his tax forms
Mar 23, 2016 6:13 PM - Hexalan: sol are you dead

 

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Mar 24, 2016 6:24 AM - theLumberJack: lol my tax forms typically consist of "i'm poor give me my refund"
Mar 24, 2016 6:55 AM - VintagePC: lucky you. mine said "hey, you're a foreigner, give us more"
Mar 24, 2016 8:44 AM - theLumberJack: i don't even make enough money that i have to file anything with the IRS
Mar 24, 2016 9:00 AM - English: I am in the same boat as you Vint -- Oh you bought a house have student loans and pay absurd amounts of property tax? We need you to pay more income tax plox
Mar 24, 2016 9:07 AM - Reechard: I'm in my 3rd year of not getting everything back
Mar 24, 2016 9:07 AM - Reechard: which I guess is nice, because I'm making enough money to pay taxes.
Mar 24, 2016 9:10 AM - English: Yeah for the first year we actually owe the state of NY money
Mar 24, 2016 10:02 AM - Statboy: You should have put that you are from Mexico Vint, the Dem's would've been tripping over themselves to give you money, free healthcare, and a voting card
Mar 24, 2016 10:44 AM - theLumberJack: Did they stop the horde of zombies?
Mar 24, 2016 11:18 AM - Statboy: Not yet, they have only reinforced the main gate to the necropolis, and rescued Ptemenib
Mar 24, 2016 11:19 AM - Statboy: So you really only missed the rescuing of Ptemenib
Mar 24, 2016 11:19 AM - theLumberJack: he's the nethysian skeleton guy at the house right?
Mar 24, 2016 11:19 AM - Hexalan: that's senenmerek
Mar 24, 2016 11:20 AM - Hexalan: ptemenib is the pharasman priest
Mar 24, 2016 11:20 AM - Statboy: Ptemenib is the guy from the Grand Mausoleum that organized the auction then mysteriously left early
Mar 24, 2016 11:22 AM - Statboy: We'll get you caught up on the information gathered next session
Mar 24, 2016 11:26 AM - theLumberJack: right
Mar 24, 2016 11:26 AM - theLumberJack: that's good
Mar 24, 2016 11:26 AM - theLumberJack: level 5 is exciting for my character stat
Mar 24, 2016 11:29 AM - theLumberJack: dat doubled crit range
Mar 24, 2016 11:38 AM - Statboy: 16-20?
Mar 24, 2016 11:46 AM - theLumberJack: 18-20 doubles to 15-20
Mar 24, 2016 12:13 PM - Statboy: So about half of your successful hits will crit, that will be beastly.
Mar 24, 2016 12:14 PM - English: Dat 30% chance to crit
Mar 24, 2016 12:16 PM - theLumberJack:
Mar 24, 2016 1:05 PM - Statboy: while you were gone the party faced a tekenu, which is immune to crits and precision damage. So are mummies, and a few other creatures, so you won't be OP in every fight
Mar 24, 2016 1:06 PM - theLumberJack: its true
Mar 24, 2016 1:06 PM - Statboy: which is how PF was meant to be
Mar 24, 2016 1:08 PM - theLumberJack: if i survive to level 10 i can start dishing out holy damage at least. i imagine there will still be undead hings by then
Mar 24, 2016 1:12 PM - VaultBot: but having a 4k or 2k screen
Mar 24, 2016 1:12 PM - Statboy: I'm pretty sure you beat the campaign when all the undead things are super dead
Mar 24, 2016 1:12 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 24, 2016 1:12 PM - theLumberJack: so then yes
Mar 24, 2016 1:29 PM - theLumberJack: im really pumped for playing next week.
Mar 24, 2016 1:29 PM - theLumberJack: i had delay te campaign i run too
Mar 24, 2016 1:29 PM - theLumberJack: i've been building a desert for them to explore
Mar 24, 2016 1:34 PM - English: Statboy -- Unless it is specifically stated, undead ARE subject to crits and precision damage
Mar 24, 2016 1:34 PM - theLumberJack: he was being fairly specific
Mar 24, 2016 1:34 PM - English: Well he stated that mummies and other undead
Mar 24, 2016 1:34 PM - English: which isnt true
Mar 24, 2016 1:35 PM - VaultBot: what are the possible replies?
Mar 24, 2016 1:35 PM - theLumberJack: Statboy: while you were gone the party faced a tekenu, which is immune to crits and precision damage. So are mummies, and a few other creatures, so you won't be OP in every fight
Mar 24, 2016 1:35 PM - English: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/creature-types#TOC-Undead
Mar 24, 2016 1:36 PM - English: just because something is undead it doesnt automatically gain immunity to crits and precision damage
Mar 24, 2016 1:36 PM - theLumberJack: he never said that though english
Mar 24, 2016 1:36 PM - theLumberJack: he just said whatever a tekenu is, mummies, and a few other (not specified things)
Mar 24, 2016 1:37 PM - English: I was just bringing up a point because it is commonly mistaken that ALL undead are immune to crits/precision damage and i just wanted to inform him that unless it specifically states as such, that they are subject to crits and precision damage
Mar 24, 2016 1:38 PM - theLumberJack: he's been letting me crit them ^.^ no worries
Mar 24, 2016 1:38 PM - theLumberJack: though not those filthy mummies
Mar 24, 2016 1:38 PM - theLumberJack: filthy filthy mummies
Mar 24, 2016 1:38 PM - English: dem modified mummies
Mar 24, 2016 1:38 PM - English: immune to crits and shit
Mar 24, 2016 1:39 PM - English: not like their normal mummy cousins
Mar 24, 2016 1:39 PM - English: cause if they were like this
Mar 24, 2016 1:39 PM - English: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/undead/mummy
Mar 24, 2016 1:39 PM - English: you'd fuck em up
Mar 24, 2016 1:39 PM - theLumberJack: oh i know
Mar 24, 2016 1:40 PM - theLumberJack: Zanros' freshly gained ealthy fear of mummies is proof enough that they aren't those bitch as mummies
Mar 24, 2016 1:44 PM - Hexalan: mummies are great
Mar 24, 2016 1:44 PM - Hexalan: i can smite evil mummies
Mar 24, 2016 1:49 PM - English: Undead Scourge = Awesome
Mar 24, 2016 1:50 PM - Hexalan: my starting traits give me another +1 to hit and damage against undead and i forgot about them until like after we killed the hordes of zombies
Mar 24, 2016 1:51 PM - VaultBot: quiet day for bawks.
Mar 24, 2016 1:51 PM - Hexalan: euhrurgh now i have to find another feat
Mar 24, 2016 1:53 PM - English: what feats do you have?
Mar 24, 2016 1:54 PM - Hexalan: fey foundling and greater mercy
Mar 24, 2016 1:57 PM - theLumberJack: i took deific obedience
Mar 24, 2016 1:58 PM - Hexalan: i remember looking at that
Mar 24, 2016 1:58 PM - VaultBot: thats very true.
Mar 24, 2016 1:58 PM - Hexalan: unfortuantely i don't really use daggers
Mar 24, 2016 2:00 PM - theLumberJack: ?
Mar 24, 2016 2:00 PM - Hexalan: the pharasman obedience just gives me +2 to hit with daggers
Mar 24, 2016 2:01 PM - theLumberJack: ah
Mar 24, 2016 2:02 PM - theLumberJack: i'll get +2perception
Mar 24, 2016 2:03 PM - theLumberJack: but dem boons
Mar 24, 2016 2:03 PM - English: one sec hex
Mar 24, 2016 2:05 PM - English: Power Attack
Mar 24, 2016 2:05 PM - Hexalan: makes sense
Mar 24, 2016 2:06 PM - English: Either that
Mar 24, 2016 2:07 PM - English: or if you happen to be healing a lot with your LoH and you are also damaged when doing so
Mar 24, 2016 2:07 PM - English: take Reward of Life
Mar 24, 2016 2:07 PM - English: you heal yourself an amount = to your CHA mod when you use LoH on someone else
Mar 24, 2016 2:08 PM - Hexalan: eh
Mar 24, 2016 2:08 PM - Hexalan: we got a cleric, so probably the other way
Mar 24, 2016 2:08 PM - English: Ok. So either Power Attack or Weapon Focus
Mar 24, 2016 2:09 PM - VaultBot: that's very true of after-the-fact statistics
Mar 24, 2016 2:09 PM - Hexalan: hmmm
Mar 24, 2016 2:09 PM - Hexalan: what do you think it would take to attach a +1 salt khopesh to a halberd?
Mar 24, 2016 2:10 PM - theLumberJack: dat power attack
Mar 24, 2016 2:10 PM - English: reach weapons blow IMO
Mar 24, 2016 2:10 PM - Hexalan: halberd isn't reach
Mar 24, 2016 2:10 PM - English: unless you are constantly not in the front
Mar 24, 2016 2:10 PM - Hexalan: it's just two handed
Mar 24, 2016 2:10 PM - English: oh it ist?
Mar 24, 2016 2:11 PM - Hexalan: yeah lol
Mar 24, 2016 2:11 PM - English: why would you want to attach a khopesh to a halberd?
Mar 24, 2016 2:11 PM - Hexalan: we've had this disucssion before
Mar 24, 2016 2:11 PM - English: i forgot about halberds
Mar 24, 2016 2:11 PM - Hexalan: well it's a +1 khopesh and does weird stuff to mummies
Mar 24, 2016 2:12 PM - Hexalan: so it's like, i'd like to be able to have that bonus, but i still want to use the halberd

 

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Mar 24, 2016 at 2:12 PM - Hexalan: and there's weapon focus issues if im using multiple weapons
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:13 PM - Hexalan: and my laptop battery is like 7% so see yall later
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:13 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:13 PM - VaultBot: that you can't see any more increases
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:13 PM - English: lol k bai
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:13 PM - theLumberJack: can't have everything
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:16 PM - English: i would just take the Khopesh and stick with that then
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:16 PM - English: and drop the halberd
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:17 PM - VaultBot: not by zero but by an unknown quantity
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:17 PM - English: you are talking about a going from a d10 to a d8 in adamage
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:17 PM - English: you can still use a khopesh with 2h
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:18 PM - theLumberJack: im rocking it with my d4 damage
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:26 PM - English: you are playing swashbuckler right?
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:27 PM - English: or did that character die as well?
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:27 PM - theLumberJack: still the swashbuckler
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:31 PM - Statboy: That first mummy was homebrewed by PF for the campaign (that's why it had a name and wasn't just mummy), the other non-crit creatures I know of are Tekenu's and Ooze's. A Tekenu is an a mass of organs that formed from canopic jars. It may have been made just for this campaign as well
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:32 PM - theLumberJack: thats fucking gross
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:32 PM - theLumberJack: orin would have loved it
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:34 PM - Statboy: yah if a tekenu is given a full rnd with a recently dead body it adds an organ from it, and gains specific abilities based on the type of organ
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:35 PM - theLumberJack: how much int did it have?
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:35 PM - Statboy: such as if it adds a stomach it adds 1d6 acid damage to its attack, with an intestine it adds +2 to grapple and strangles on grapple
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:36 PM - Statboy: int is 2, so it has the intelligence of a smart animal
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:37 PM - Statboy: ohh ands can harvest organs from helpless as well as dead
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:37 PM - theLumberJack: so brutal
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:37 PM - theLumberJack: i can imagine orin keeping oneand feeding corpses to it
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:38 PM - English: yeah the only creatures that are blanket immune to crits are oozes elementals proteans and one other
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:38 PM - English: cant remember off hand
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:38 PM - Statboy: swarms
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:38 PM - English: And I just realized with my current paladin in my PbP game
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:38 PM - theLumberJack: i did not realize elementals were
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:38 PM - VaultBot: affect the viewer because not all things easier but for a while. and i will only be on on the weekends until summer
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:38 PM - English: at level 16
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:39 PM - English: with Smite Evil Power Attack Channel Smite Radiant Charge and a +5 holy weapon
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:39 PM - English: and 2 rounds
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:39 PM - English: I would be hitting my first attack for +32
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:39 PM - English: and do 1d12+70+31d6 damage
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:40 PM - English: BECAUSE FUCK YOU EVIL BEING!
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:40 PM - English: for an average 185 damage
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:40 PM - Statboy: lol, hex just got smite evil, and used it bash in a Bloody Dread Skeleton. It's pretty good
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:41 PM - English: he should have had smite evil from level 1
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:41 PM - English: And the most that attack could do is 268 damage
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:42 PM - Statboy: so he did, he just now used it though
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:43 PM - VaultBot: which i haven't done since my new hard drive, because minecraft.net is apparently down.
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:43 PM - English: womp womp
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:43 PM - English: lol
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:44 PM - Statboy: but since he's neutral and not LG i've house ruled it as smite undead rather than evil
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:45 PM - English: ooo that stinks for him
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:45 PM - English: shoulda been LG
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:45 PM - English: could have had Smite Evil
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:45 PM - English: not Smite Undead
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:47 PM - English: with that attack I could almost solo a CR 19 at level 16
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:47 PM - English: with one hit
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:47 PM - Statboy: but now he doesn't have to play it as a captain america boy scout
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:47 PM - English: You can play LG without being Lawful Boring
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:48 PM - English: But yes there would be times where you would have to put your foot down and possibly against the group
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:49 PM - Statboy: Like when the party gained the services of a LE guard skeleton, and the RAW for paladins is that they can't work with evil aligned creatures in the party
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:50 PM - Statboy: they can work with evil under exceptional circumstances, but that wouldn't qualify as expectional
Mar 24, 2016 at 3:37 PM - Hexalan: my smite evil is changed by the undead scourge archetype, actually
Mar 24, 2016 at 3:38 PM - Hexalan: i haven't been using smite evil because until like two sessions ago it was only 1/day and i didn't want to waste it on one of the twelve thousand constructs we've been fighting or 1 of 57 zombies at a time
Mar 24, 2016 at 3:39 PM - Hexalan: been saving it for mummies and the like
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:37 PM - LavaRed: hey hey hey! 3 day weekend bishes!!
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:37 PM - Hexalan: lol
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:37 PM - Hexalan: wassup lava
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:39 PM - LavaRed: my spirits! how are ya hexa?
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:40 PM - Hexalan: faab
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:40 PM - VaultBot: i mean.... i think i confused myself -_-
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:40 PM - Hexalan: i've actually got spring break too
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:40 PM - Hexalan: add me on snapchat, i'll send you pictures of my computer and the surrounding desk area
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:41 PM - LavaRed: wat
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:43 PM - Hexalan: i know you have snapchat, fam
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:43 PM - LavaRed: dude
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:43 PM - LavaRed: fam?
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:43 PM - LavaRed: REALLY?!
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:43 PM - Hexalan: sorry, would you prefer bruv?
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:44 PM - Hexalan: i thought that as long as we were talking about snapchat, i'd say things like fam
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:45 PM - Statboy:

Mar 24, 2016 at 4:45 PM - LavaRed: thank you statman
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:45 PM - VaultBot: slamming it down on the table
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:45 PM - Hexalan: colloquialisms are born every day, stat
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:46 PM - LavaRed: leave it to the asian...
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:48 PM - Hexalan: stop oppressing me, you old fogey
Mar 24, 2016 at 4:56 PM - LavaRed: I'm not older until it's been acknowledged by the vaultlings....which it wasn't so clearly I'm still only 31
Mar 24, 2016 at 5:00 PM - Hexalan: oh, you're only about 15 years older than me
Mar 24, 2016 at 5:03 PM - LavaRed: wow
Mar 24, 2016 at 5:04 PM - LavaRed: you're closer in age to my daughter than me

 

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Mar 25, 2016 9:41 AM - theLumberJack: Lava is my brother's age
Mar 25, 2016 9:55 AM - English: lava is old
Mar 25, 2016 9:55 AM - English: /run
Mar 25, 2016 9:55 AM - English: /hide
Mar 25, 2016 9:55 AM - English rolls 1d20+15 - Result: 6 = (6+15) = 21
Mar 25, 2016 9:55 AM - English: stealth check
Mar 25, 2016 9:55 AM - English: lava's perception
Mar 25, 2016 9:55 AM - English rolls 1d20+10 - Result: 11 = (11+10) = 21
Mar 25, 2016 9:55 AM - English: SHIT
Mar 25, 2016 10:05 AM - Statboy: Respect your elders, 3 of us were all born in '84
Mar 25, 2016 10:06 AM - English: i never understood the I should respect you just because you have existed for more years
Mar 25, 2016 10:06 AM - English: and that being your sole qualification for demanding respect
Mar 25, 2016 10:06 AM - Statboy: Damn skippy sonny
Mar 25, 2016 10:06 AM - English: /sidenote
Mar 25, 2016 10:08 AM - English: like great you have managed to shove food into a hole in your head for enough years and no one has worked up enough courage to kill you yet
Mar 25, 2016 10:08 AM - Statboy: Who says they haven't tried?
Mar 25, 2016 10:09 AM - Statboy: Respect your elders comes from a simple mathematical formula. The more you fuck up the more you learn, the longer you live the more you fuck up.
Mar 25, 2016 10:10 AM - Statboy: ergo, the longer you live the more you learn, school of life is a bitch ass teacher that whoops your ass every chance it gets. It's just had more chances to whip my ass than yours
Mar 25, 2016 10:15 AM - English: False the more you fuck up the more you have the opportunity to learn. just because you had the experience does not mean that you learned anything from it
Mar 25, 2016 10:16 AM - English: just because you have existed on this earth for x number of years does not mean you have earned anything
Mar 25, 2016 10:19 AM - Statboy: I try telling that to my old man, he always says "I've been doing it this way for 60 years, so it must be right"
Mar 25, 2016 10:28 AM - Statboy: but there is something to more opportunities to learn making you smarter, nobody sticks there head in the sand and never learns from their mistakes
Mar 25, 2016 10:34 AM - English: There are plenty of old dumb people that have never learned anything
Mar 25, 2016 10:53 AM - Statboy: You're from New York so I can see that from your POV
Mar 25, 2016 11:01 AM - theLumberJack: rogue not rouge
Mar 25, 2016 11:01 AM - theLumberJack: rouge is the french word for red
Mar 25, 2016 11:04 AM - Hexalan: if we model mean quality of a person as a function of age, normally distributed
Mar 25, 2016 11:05 AM - Hexalan: what is the P that english is equal to, or superior to, stat?
Mar 25, 2016 11:10 AM - theLumberJack: name P is not defined
Mar 25, 2016 11:10 AM - VaultBot: class descriptions vintage in the handbook
Mar 25, 2016 11:10 AM - Hexalan: p, as in, capital P-value Probability
Mar 25, 2016 11:12 AM - theLumberJack: Why not lowercase p-values?
Mar 25, 2016 11:12 AM - Hexalan: because then the statisticians think we want population proportions
Mar 25, 2016 11:13 AM - Statboy: you can't quantify intelligence, IQ tests are proof of that.
Mar 25, 2016 11:14 AM - Hexalan: fam you just said it was a simple mathematical formula
Mar 25, 2016 11:15 AM - theLumberJack: lower case p-value is the probability function in my experience
Mar 25, 2016 11:20 AM - VaultBot: like when the party faced a tekenu, which is immune to crits and precision damage. so are mummies, and a few other creatures, so you won't be op in every post
Mar 25, 2016 11:20 AM - Statboy: i was being a troll
Mar 25, 2016 11:36 AM - Hexalan: oh stat
Mar 25, 2016 11:36 AM - Hexalan: is there anyway i can attach a khopesh to a halberd?
Mar 25, 2016 11:46 AM - Statboy:

Mar 25, 2016 11:46 AM - Hexalan: so like
Mar 25, 2016 11:46 AM - Statboy: Thats a glaive
Mar 25, 2016 11:46 AM - Hexalan: can idessa
Mar 25, 2016 11:46 AM - Hexalan: literally attach a khopesh to a halberd
Mar 25, 2016 11:47 AM - Statboy: you could also take a guisarme
Mar 25, 2016 11:47 AM - Hexalan: halberds do have the glaive-like blade of that manner
Mar 25, 2016 11:47 AM - Statboy: guisarme have trip, there is even a glaive-guisarme combo weapon
Mar 25, 2016 11:48 AM - Statboy: it only costs 12gp
Mar 25, 2016 11:48 AM - Hexalan: naw but like
Mar 25, 2016 11:48 AM - Hexalan: if i have this +1 khopesh
Mar 25, 2016 11:48 AM - Hexalan: and a halberd
Mar 25, 2016 11:48 AM - Hexalan: could i physically make the khopesh
Mar 25, 2016 11:48 AM - Hexalan: a part of the halberd
Mar 25, 2016 11:49 AM - Statboy: I'll let you duct tape it to a stick, but you'll have to roll 1d20-20 to see if it stays on at each attack roll
Mar 25, 2016 11:49 AM - Hexalan: we do have this blacksmith friend
Mar 25, 2016 11:51 AM - Hexalan: could he feasibly modify/create a halberd with an existing khopesh blade?
Mar 25, 2016 11:51 AM - Statboy: You can sell the Kopesh and buy the glaive. Or are you talking about Natron Fang, the +1 Kopesh made from the awesome material?
Mar 25, 2016 11:51 AM - Hexalan: yes, that
Mar 25, 2016 11:53 AM - Statboy: I could house rule destroying the Kopesh and turning it into the Glaive with the same special abilities. You'd still have to cover the cost of a +1 glaive though
Mar 25, 2016 11:54 AM - VaultBot: by all means...i only have to take an int penalty for that bad joke...
Mar 25, 2016 11:54 AM - Statboy: So cost is 2,012gp & Natron Fang, to get a glaive made from the same material
Mar 25, 2016 11:55 AM - Hexalan: not a halberd though?
Mar 25, 2016 11:57 AM - Statboy: a halberd is an axehead, and spear together. I couldn't reasonably see a khopesh being turned into anything other than a glaive
Mar 25, 2016 11:57 AM - Hexalan: what if the khopesh blade only went into the slashing blade?
Mar 25, 2016 11:58 AM - Statboy: The slashing blade on a halberd is an axe, not a curved sword
Mar 25, 2016 11:59 AM - Hexalan: is it necessarily different?
Mar 25, 2016 12:00 PM - Statboy: yes
Mar 25, 2016 12:01 PM - Hexalan: could a blacksmith not attach the blade to an existing halberd axehead, or reinforce it in the place of?
Mar 25, 2016 12:02 PM - VaultBot: so a friend showed to me about it last weekend. been reading over them on breaks at work.
Mar 25, 2016 12:02 PM - Statboy: no hex, and no more argument, glaive only
Mar 25, 2016 12:03 PM - Hexalan: kk
Mar 25, 2016 12:06 PM - English:
Mar 25, 2016 12:48 PM - theLumberJack: why not a fauchard?
Mar 25, 2016 12:55 PM - Statboy:
Mar 25, 2016 12:57 PM - theLumberJack:
Mar 25, 2016 1:31 PM - theLumberJack: anyone familiar with ZODB?
Mar 25, 2016 1:46 PM - theLumberJack: i need a nerdier chatbox
Mar 25, 2016 1:47 PM - Hexalan: no one lives in here
Mar 25, 2016 1:47 PM - theLumberJack: I live in here
Mar 25, 2016 1:48 PM - Hexalan: inconceivable
Mar 25, 2016 1:56 PM - theLumberJack: I was here before the taigachat.
Mar 25, 2016 1:56 PM - VaultBot: i hope shes the one to kill joffrey
Mar 25, 2016 1:56 PM - theLumberJack: I moved in
Mar 25, 2016 2:19 PM - Statboy: Honestly my nerd knowledge extends as far as PF and A Song of Ice and Fire. But only VB likes to talk tinfoil conspiracies from ASOIAF
Mar 25, 2016 3:14 PM - theLumberJack: i meant more like computer stuff
Mar 25, 2016 6:14 PM - VintagePC: so I re-watched the eragon movie the other day
Mar 25, 2016 6:16 PM - VintagePC: disregarding the book... it's not a bad movie
Mar 25, 2016 6:16 PM - VaultBot: wee-fee oh my
Mar 25, 2016 6:16 PM - VintagePC: it's just that it does a disservice to the source
Mar 25, 2016 6:20 PM - Statboy: every director that adapts a film says, don't expect the book, the movie is not only a different medium but a different vision as well. Which misses the entire point of turning of a book into a movie, we want to see the authors vision and source material come to life. Not someone else's vision of what it should be
Mar 25, 2016 6:22 PM - VintagePC: There's a difference between "don't expect the book because 700 pages can't fit in 2 hours" and "don't expect the book because fuck what's in it"
Mar 25, 2016 6:23 PM - Statboy: 700 page books should never be made into a single movie, you just can't stay true to the source
Mar 25, 2016 6:23 PM - VintagePC: well, I was exaggerating
Mar 25, 2016 6:24 PM - VintagePC: but there's a practical limit on how much detail you can fit from a book
Mar 25, 2016 6:25 PM - Statboy: you say that but how long was the harry potter books? 3-6 were large books that had a single movie, and they wrote out everybody's favorite character Dobby
Mar 25, 2016 6:25 PM - Statboy: i don't think it should have been attempted
Mar 25, 2016 7:41 PM - Hexalan: yeah
Mar 25, 2016 7:41 PM - Hexalan: eragon was a really good book when i was 13
Mar 25, 2016 7:42 PM - Hexalan: all that stands out to me now is the sheer stupidity of firing seige engines into crowds

 

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Mar 25, 2016 at 7:42 PM - Hexalan: and the scene that was lifted straight out of the belgariad
Mar 25, 2016 at 9:03 PM - Hexalan: ok
Mar 25, 2016 at 9:03 PM - Hexalan: no nevermind
Mar 25, 2016 at 10:04 PM - Hexalan: apparently creatures without legs specifically can't be tripped

 

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Mar 26, 2016 at 9:46 AM - Statboy: we talked about that hex, you combined 2 version of your race and I ruled you have to take the +4 CMD to resist being tripped. Because you're already close to the upper limit of RP.
Mar 26, 2016 at 11:34 AM - VintagePC:

 

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Mar 27, 2016 8:16 AM - theLumberJack: There are some interesting historical instances of firing seige weapons into crowd
Mar 27, 2016 8:16 AM - theLumberJack: but that was mostly "lets throw corpses into their city so they all get sick and die"
Mar 27, 2016 8:50 AM - Statboy: first biological warfare was catapulting corpses of people who died from the plague into a city
Mar 27, 2016 9:26 AM - Statboy: i've been reading the occult book for PF, It looks fun, I'm opening that one up if anybody dies.
Mar 27, 2016 9:56 AM - English: some fun classes in Occult
Mar 27, 2016 9:56 AM - English: Kineticist is super cool
Mar 27, 2016 10:12 AM - theLumberJack: ive never looked at that stuff
Mar 27, 2016 10:22 AM - Statboy: kineticist is a very good utility class, low damage but can bypass all the DR's and hit incorporeal, and swarms
Mar 27, 2016 10:22 AM - Statboy: mesmerist looks better than witch for control
Mar 27, 2016 10:24 AM - English: kineticists can end doing a buttload of damage with kinetic annhiliator
Mar 27, 2016 10:24 AM - English: archetype
Mar 27, 2016 10:25 AM - English: also makes for a super strong frontline meatshield
Mar 27, 2016 10:25 AM - English: with all that Con
Mar 27, 2016 10:26 AM - English: mesmer can do a lot of fun stuff
Mar 27, 2016 10:26 AM - English: make for a decent buffer or controller
Mar 27, 2016 10:26 AM - Statboy: yah, kinetisict is definitely good. I like how mesmerist has beguiling gift and demand offering at level 1.
Mar 27, 2016 10:27 AM - Statboy: walk into a fight, "Give me your sword, good boy, now have a cookie"
Mar 27, 2016 10:30 AM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 27, 2016 10:32 AM - theLumberJack: that's beautiful
Mar 27, 2016 10:57 AM - VintagePC: walk up to DM "hey, let me have bayonet, good boy, now have a cookie"
Mar 27, 2016 10:57 AM - VintagePC:
Mar 27, 2016 11:00 AM - theLumberJack:
Mar 27, 2016 2:35 PM - Statboy:
Mar 27, 2016 6:06 PM - Hexalan: what if i used a khopesh as a bayonet
Mar 27, 2016 6:24 PM - VintagePC:
Mar 27, 2016 7:23 PM - Statboy: next random encounter is going to be cthulu
Mar 27, 2016 7:24 PM - Statboy: nope, better idea
Mar 27, 2016 7:29 PM - Statboy:

Mar 27, 2016 7:36 PM - Statboy: heres your next random encounter

Mar 27, 2016 8:08 PM - VintagePC: hah
Mar 27, 2016 8:08 PM - VintagePC: just bayonet it
Mar 27, 2016 8:08 PM - VintagePC runs and hides

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 28, 2016 10:44 AM - Statboy: I finally watched the new Star Wars, it was nearly as bad as episode 1. The Ex-Machina was strong with the writers
Mar 28, 2016 11:05 AM - theLumberJack: I enjoyed it
Mar 28, 2016 11:06 AM - theLumberJack: I wouldn't say it was as bad as episode 1. Though I can't object to the ex-machina comment.
Mar 28, 2016 11:15 AM - theLumberJack: Ooo my first shadowrun session is scheduled
Mar 28, 2016 11:21 AM - Statboy: Fin and Rei are better characters than Anakin and Jar Jar, but at least Lucas had a plot with episode 1. I'm still wondering what the plot was to the new movie
Mar 28, 2016 12:50 PM - Hexalan: "Look, it's Star Wars. Give us money."
Mar 28, 2016 3:27 PM - VaultBot: think that he/she/it is drunk
Mar 28, 2016 3:27 PM - Statboy: pretty much
Mar 28, 2016 5:06 PM - LavaRed: Lava? Making posts? WHAT IS THIS?! WHERE AM I?!?!
Mar 28, 2016 5:11 PM - LavaRed: Minecraft...away!
Mar 28, 2016 5:17 PM - Amanmegaman: Minecraft?
Mar 28, 2016 5:48 PM - VaultBot: life goal, video game engineer. plan b, drone programmer, plan c it, plan z teacher, the rest of the plans i haven't done since my new hard drive, because minecraft.net is apparently down.
Mar 28, 2016 6:03 PM - VintagePC: that's not lava, it's reechard on lava's pc!
Mar 28, 2016 6:04 PM - VintagePC: also... vaultbot has its future disturbingly well planned out
Mar 28, 2016 6:05 PM - VintagePC: good thing teacher is well down that list.

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 29, 2016 at 10:47 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "pathfinder" yet.
Mar 29, 2016 at 10:47 AM - VaultBot: idk what is gibberish and what is actual conversation lol
Mar 29, 2016 at 11:22 AM - theLumberJack: oh god
Mar 29, 2016 at 11:23 AM - theLumberJack: watch hex fail the first one
Mar 29, 2016 at 11:25 AM - Hexalan: fuk u
Mar 29, 2016 at 11:26 AM - theLumberJack: me or english?
Mar 29, 2016 at 11:28 AM - Hexalan: no thank you
Mar 29, 2016 at 11:28 AM - Hexalan: now that is an incredibly convenient nat 19
Mar 29, 2016 at 11:29 AM - theLumberJack: Woot!
Mar 29, 2016 at 12:26 PM - English: hahah nat 1 on their perception check
Mar 29, 2016 at 12:27 PM - English: Beornmar throw up a diplomacy check
Mar 29, 2016 at 3:19 PM - theLumberJack: woo!
Mar 29, 2016 at 3:28 PM - English: dat
Mar 29, 2016 at 3:28 PM - English: roll
Mar 29, 2016 at 3:32 PM - Hexalan: gg
Mar 29, 2016 at 3:32 PM - Hexalan: does anyone want a shower with your dad simulator coupon?
Mar 29, 2016 at 3:33 PM - theLumberJack: uhhhh hwat
Mar 29, 2016 at 3:59 PM - Statboy: it's a game that's actually worse than the game about throwing poop at people
Mar 29, 2016 at 4:00 PM - Statboy: I'm definitely getting old because those games and their popularity make me worry about the next generation of kids
Mar 29, 2016 at 4:31 PM - VintagePC: I need one of these dice towers for next d&D:

Mar 29, 2016 at 9:15 PM - Hexalan: as the opposite of stat, i agree with stat
Mar 29, 2016 at 9:18 PM - VaultBot: density would be the same as if i manage to leave the house without vomiting or hyperventilating lol
Mar 29, 2016 at 9:18 PM - Hexalan:

Mar 29, 2016 at 9:25 PM - Reechard: I bought Shower With Your Dad Simulator because I'm willing to spend a dollar to make everyone on my steam friends list go WTF ARE YOU DOING
Mar 29, 2016 at 9:52 PM - Statboy: Etsy is actually awesome, I bought knitting supplies and how to books from them and now I make my own winter hats.
Mar 29, 2016 at 10:02 PM - Hexalan: also i might be late tomorrow
Mar 29, 2016 at 10:02 PM - Hexalan: imma be in west lafayette for iunno how long
Mar 29, 2016 at 10:04 PM - LavaRed: shut up really?
Mar 29, 2016 at 10:04 PM - LavaRed: going to purdue?
Mar 29, 2016 at 10:07 PM - Hexalan: visit, yeah
Mar 29, 2016 at 10:07 PM - Hexalan: also yes

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 30, 2016 5:28 AM - theLumberJack: oooh purdue does graduate neuroengineering research
Mar 30, 2016 5:28 AM - theLumberJack: LJ might have to visit if he decides he actually wants to exist in academia
Mar 30, 2016 9:33 AM - VaultBot: now that is an abbott and costello moment
Mar 30, 2016 9:33 AM - Statboy: have fun at Purdue, we'll have TLJ back tonight I think so we should still be able to start on time.
Mar 30, 2016 9:43 AM - theLumberJack:
Mar 30, 2016 9:43 AM - theLumberJack: i am excited
Mar 30, 2016 9:45 AM - theLumberJack: i have a shadowrun session today too
Mar 30, 2016 9:45 AM - theLumberJack: its an exciting day
Mar 30, 2016 10:09 AM - English: how is that rpg?
Mar 30, 2016 10:34 AM - theLumberJack: i will let you know after my first experience with it
Mar 30, 2016 10:42 AM - VaultBot: because 720i at 60hz was equivalent to 720p at 30hz
Mar 30, 2016 10:42 AM - English: cool
Mar 30, 2016 10:45 AM - theLumberJack: ill have to get there early and buy more d6s
Mar 30, 2016 10:50 AM - VaultBot: how about you use any app youw ant
Mar 30, 2016 10:50 AM - English: oh is it d6 heavy?
Mar 30, 2016 11:01 AM - theLumberJack: yeah
Mar 30, 2016 11:01 AM - theLumberJack: its one of them dice pool d6 systems
Mar 30, 2016 11:01 AM - theLumberJack: i was tempted to order an unrealistic ammount to confuse the gm because its his first time with the system too
Mar 30, 2016 11:02 AM - theLumberJack: just have like 300 d6s on the table
Mar 30, 2016 11:43 AM - English: rofl
Mar 30, 2016 12:10 PM - Reechard: mmmmmm I'm thinking back to WEG Star Wars RPG
Mar 30, 2016 12:10 PM - Reechard: big ole massive piles of D6's all rolled for one friggin dice check
Mar 30, 2016 12:11 PM - Reechard: there was one lightsaber where the damage roll was like 8D6+2
Mar 30, 2016 12:15 PM - English: i have this one paladin build that you end up rolling 30d6
Mar 30, 2016 2:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: Jesus. also Stat I'll be late tonight.
Mar 30, 2016 2:50 PM - Statboy: guess we're starting a little late then, can you make it by 7:30e?
Mar 30, 2016 2:51 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yea.
Mar 30, 2016 4:39 PM - Hexalan: i'm home, and my internet is blue
Mar 30, 2016 4:39 PM - Hexalan: everything works except my browser
Mar 30, 2016 4:39 PM - Hexalan: for reasons unknown to me
Mar 30, 2016 4:39 PM - Hexalan: so i guess i use google chrome now
Mar 30, 2016 4:52 PM - Hexalan: updated my browser and now im back
Mar 30, 2016 4:59 PM - theLumberJack: Woo
Mar 30, 2016 4:59 PM - theLumberJack: So the most I can roll for a check at the moment is 11 without a bonus
Mar 30, 2016 4:59 PM - theLumberJack: 11d6
Mar 30, 2016 5:00 PM - theLumberJack: Then it's based on the number of 5s or 6s
Mar 30, 2016 5:01 PM - Hexalan: exciting
Mar 30, 2016 5:02 PM - Hexalan: constant p, with increasing sample size
Mar 30, 2016 5:38 PM - LavaRed: p=constant with increasing s?
Mar 30, 2016 5:38 PM - Statboy: cool, so maybe we can start ontime
Mar 30, 2016 5:39 PM - theLumberJack: p can't be constant if you increase s
Mar 30, 2016 5:39 PM - theLumberJack: god
Mar 30, 2016 5:39 PM - theLumberJack starts talking about completely different maths with those variables.
Mar 30, 2016 5:39 PM - Statboy: most P's grow and shrink
Mar 30, 2016 5:44 PM - LavaRed: yes it can. p is likely to remain constant, however s can increase until it meets p
Mar 30, 2016 5:44 PM - LavaRed: haha Stat
Mar 30, 2016 5:47 PM - theLumberJack: well actually it could, but then you'd just be playing with q
Mar 30, 2016 5:50 PM - VaultBot: whelp, i'm off to swoon over some terrible romance series.
Mar 30, 2016 5:50 PM - VintagePC: starting at 7:30? okey
Mar 30, 2016 5:50 PM - Hexalan: q is pegged to p, lj
Mar 30, 2016 5:50 PM - Hexalan: w's notwithstanding
Mar 30, 2016 5:51 PM - theLumberJack: q is the reactive component of s and is independant of p
Mar 30, 2016 5:52 PM - Hexalan: only nerds use s
Mar 30, 2016 5:57 PM - theLumberJack: well if you're using p and q then you have s
Mar 30, 2016 6:00 PM - VaultBot: that could do it
Mar 30, 2016 6:00 PM - Hexalan: yeah, and i'm a nerd
Mar 30, 2016 6:00 PM - VaultBot: non, je ne fume pas conduites de toute nature
Mar 30, 2016 6:00 PM - Hexalan: i sit on the internet and argue about the proper use of statistical variables
Mar 30, 2016 6:00 PM - VaultBot: bush 9/11
Mar 30, 2016 6:00 PM - theLumberJack: with someone who is purposefully using not statistical variables
Mar 30, 2016 6:01 PM - theLumberJack: we are nerds
Mar 30, 2016 6:01 PM - LavaRed: while the individual who is fluent in said variables sits back and mediates
Mar 30, 2016 6:03 PM - theLumberJack: s = p + i*q
Mar 30, 2016 6:03 PM - Hexalan: e^ipi + 1 = 0
Mar 30, 2016 6:05 PM - VaultBot: lavar! come on mumble :d
Mar 30, 2016 6:06 PM - VintagePC kicks the process monitor service
Mar 30, 2016 6:08 PM - LavaRed: even vaultbot wants me in mumble
Mar 30, 2016 6:08 PM - LavaRed: wish I had time
Mar 30, 2016 6:09 PM - Hexalan: i can go to your house and use your internet
Mar 30, 2016 6:10 PM - Hexalan: you can look over my shoulder
Mar 30, 2016 6:10 PM - Statboy: everyone but Sol is in baux right now, whenever you guys jump in mumble we'll get going
Mar 30, 2016 6:16 PM - Hexalan: exciting
Mar 30, 2016 6:16 PM - VintagePC: omw

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 31, 2016 10:11 AM - theLumberJack: i wish i had a giant whiteboard in my living room
Mar 31, 2016 10:47 AM - Statboy: LJ I read up on AOO and it says "An attack of opportunity is a single melee attack, and most characters can only make one per round."
Mar 31, 2016 10:47 AM - Statboy: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#TOC-Attacks-of-Opportunity
Mar 31, 2016 10:48 AM - theLumberJack: I know
Mar 31, 2016 10:48 AM - Statboy: weren't you saying you disagree'd with that?
Mar 31, 2016 10:49 AM - theLumberJack: No, I'm just used to rounds being per individual
Mar 31, 2016 10:49 AM - theLumberJack: So like if i cast a spell that lasts x rounds, it ends after i've had that many rounds
Mar 31, 2016 10:49 AM - Statboy: I've thought about that with regards to AOO, but that would imply you don't get AOO before your first turn
Mar 31, 2016 10:50 AM - theLumberJack: yeah it makes sense
Mar 31, 2016 10:50 AM - theLumberJack: still taking combat reflexes at level 7
Mar 31, 2016 10:51 AM - Statboy: All the AOO you could ever want, but yah that's why i started keeping a rnd tracker in the turn order tracker.
Mar 31, 2016 10:51 AM - Statboy: that and all the delay'd moves
Mar 31, 2016 10:51 AM - theLumberJack: only 5 AOO
Mar 31, 2016 10:52 AM - Statboy: well the worst thing you could roll for a random encounter is 1d12 of these nasty large creatures
Mar 31, 2016 10:52 AM - Statboy: if you get 12 of them you'll need a lot of AOO
Mar 31, 2016 11:04 AM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 31, 2016 11:15 AM - theLumberJack: large creatures are fun for zanros
Mar 31, 2016 11:16 AM - English: there is a fun barbarian build where every time you get attacked you get to make an AoO.
Mar 31, 2016 11:19 AM - Statboy: Titan Mauler is best Barbarian build, if Tyrion gets killed off, Tywin might send Gregor Clegane to look for him. Any mountain build would have to be Titan Mauler
Mar 31, 2016 11:40 AM - English: I dont know if I would qualify either of the clegane brothers as Barbarians... They both wear pretty heavy armor
Mar 31, 2016 12:24 PM - theLumberJack: fighters
Mar 31, 2016 12:24 PM - theLumberJack: not charismatic enough to be cavaliers
Mar 31, 2016 12:28 PM - Statboy: Gregor would be 2 levels in Titan Mauler just for Jotungrip, the rest would be in Roughrider (fighter)
Mar 31, 2016 12:30 PM - Statboy: You can't have Gregor without him wielding a Greatsword in 1 hand
Mar 31, 2016 12:35 PM - theLumberJack: If you took zanros build and did it with a rapier you have arya
Mar 31, 2016 2:38 PM - Statboy: i kinda think arya would have high sneak, ninja maybe?
Mar 31, 2016 2:48 PM - theLumberJack: zanros has a relatively high sneak
Mar 31, 2016 4:42 PM - Hexalan: yeah holmes yall better think i'm human
Mar 31, 2016 4:42 PM - Hexalan: didn't put all those ranks in disguise so the first group of drunk farmers could see through it
Mar 31, 2016 4:46 PM - English: swashbuckler and or rogue
Mar 31, 2016 4:47 PM - English: for zanros/arya
Mar 31, 2016 4:47 PM - Hexalan: is divine trickster or whatever it's called still a thing?
Mar 31, 2016 4:47 PM - English: I dont think the cleganes are barbarians at all. I just think they have like a 26+ str so they are easily able to wield a 2h in one hand
Mar 31, 2016 4:47 PM - English: arcane trickster
Mar 31, 2016 4:47 PM - Hexalan: yeah, divine trickster was just a giant homebrew
Mar 31, 2016 4:48 PM - English: or at least Sandor has like a 26 str
Mar 31, 2016 4:48 PM - Hexalan: Cleganes are Large
Mar 31, 2016 4:48 PM - English: err gregor
Mar 31, 2016 4:48 PM - Hexalan: medium greatsword is just a large longsword, innit?
Mar 31, 2016 4:48 PM - English: yes
Mar 31, 2016 4:51 PM - English: gregor is size large with a 26+ str
Mar 31, 2016 4:51 PM - English: can easily wield a great sword in 1h
Mar 31, 2016 4:51 PM - English: sandor is just really strong and a fighter
Mar 31, 2016 4:51 PM - English: like 20 str
Mar 31, 2016 6:40 PM - Hexalan: i swear i use a different shade of blue every single time i say something
Mar 31, 2016 6:47 PM - English: gg
Mar 31, 2016 6:47 PM - English:
Mar 31, 2016 7:45 PM - Statboy: you lose fast movement anyway with titan mauler, just take Heavy Armor as a feat and your good. Gregor especially is known for his anger management issues
Mar 31, 2016 8:16 PM - Statboy: Also I don't think you can use a weapon below its category size. IE a medium char can use a 2 handed small weapon as an improvised but can't use a two handed as a one handed
Mar 31, 2016 8:16 PM - Statboy: without the class skill that is
Mar 31, 2016 9:39 PM - VintagePC: but can they use a bayonet?
Mar 31, 2016 9:39 PM - VintagePC:
Mar 31, 2016 9:39 PM - VintagePC:
Mar 31, 2016 9:44 PM - Hexalan: i don't think a class named titan mauler is a big fan of bayonets

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 1, 2016 6:14 AM - VintagePC looks at calendar
Apr 1, 2016 6:14 AM - VintagePC: heh
Apr 1, 2016 6:14 AM - VintagePC: hahah
Apr 1, 2016 6:15 AM - VintagePC: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Apr 1, 2016 6:46 AM - VintagePC: also

Apr 1, 2016 6:46 AM - VintagePC: (no, that's not a rickroll, just a hilarious AF video)
Apr 1, 2016 7:06 AM - English: what
Apr 1, 2016 7:06 AM - English: the fuck
Apr 1, 2016 7:06 AM - English: did i just watch
Apr 1, 2016 8:51 AM - Reechard: hahaha that guy's editing skills aren't too bad
Apr 1, 2016 8:59 AM - English: yeah that was cool but the whole video concept was WTF
Apr 1, 2016 10:53 AM - Hexalan: don't you like woodworking, english
Apr 1, 2016 11:12 AM - VaultBot: do you swear to go back on your side it seems
Apr 1, 2016 11:12 AM - Statboy: it's april 1st and there is no big red button
Apr 1, 2016 11:16 AM - Statboy: apparently Google had to already stop their april fools joke. In Gmail they had replaced the Send & Archive button with a button that add's a mic drop GIF of the minions to whatever email you just sent
Apr 1, 2016 11:16 AM - Statboy: https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/715752594551869440/photo/1
Apr 1, 2016 11:17 AM - VaultBot: somehow... i don't think ignore in shoutbox is functional due to the ex-machina comment.
Apr 1, 2016 11:17 AM - Statboy: i doubt it's real but someone from twitter posted that, it has the mic drop gif
Apr 1, 2016 12:10 PM - VintagePC: I've replaced the button with another innocuous object on the site....
Apr 1, 2016 12:35 PM - English: do not berieve
Apr 1, 2016 1:05 PM - Statboy:
Apr 1, 2016 1:07 PM - VaultBot: i kinda think arya would have to be related to post ratings only
Apr 1, 2016 1:48 PM - Reechard: as long as still works
Apr 1, 2016 1:48 PM - English: LOL did you see the name of it reechard when you hover your mouse over it?
Apr 1, 2016 1:49 PM - Reechard: yeah
Apr 1, 2016 2:10 PM - Hexalan: found my keys
Apr 1, 2016 2:10 PM - Hexalan: still gotta find me pants
Apr 1, 2016 2:29 PM - Hexalan: found my pants
Apr 1, 2016 2:31 PM - English: now... do you remember how to put your pants on?
Apr 1, 2016 2:37 PM - Hexalan: right click - equip pants?
Apr 1, 2016 2:38 PM - English: you got it
Apr 1, 2016 3:35 PM - Statboy: That moment when you left click and take off your underpants
Apr 1, 2016 3:35 PM - VaultBot: i also have proof that nazi's built the great wall of china, and that hes better.
Apr 1, 2016 3:35 PM - Hexalan: you never know which banker is gonna let you in
Apr 1, 2016 3:36 PM - Hexalan: some are talk banker. some are use banker. you might even try to click a bank booth and hit the banker accidentally. always right click use quickly the banker.
Apr 1, 2016 3:58 PM - VintagePC: I should totally have made a giant bayonet appear on English's screen today
Apr 1, 2016 4:55 PM - Statboy: Planetside 2 has the best april fools going on. They gave all the players an orbital strike (which hadn't existed before) that when you click it requires a code to use
Apr 1, 2016 4:55 PM - Statboy: you only have 0,1, and space to choose from so it must be some word in Binary
Apr 1, 2016 4:55 PM - Statboy: and now half the server isn't fighting they're just typing random words in binary to try and guess the launch codes
Apr 1, 2016 9:07 PM - English: rofl
Apr 1, 2016 9:07 PM - English: has someone tried "April Fools" in binary?
Apr 1, 2016 9:11 PM - LavaRed: hahahahahha

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 2, 2016 9:13 AM - Statboy: 4 digits max, but yes fool was tried by me in every variation I could think of
Apr 2, 2016 9:14 AM - Statboy: rather 4 sets of 8 binary digits max
Apr 2, 2016 10:07 AM - Statboy: the lead designer just sent out this message in hexadecimal http://i.imgur.com/rAQ1CcG.png (translated by a reddit user)
Apr 2, 2016 10:08 AM - Statboy: along with a youtube video of the orbital strike working
Apr 2, 2016 12:49 PM - theLumberJack: they could have been nice and at least formatted

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 3, 2016 at 11:20 AM - theLumberJack: stat did we get an xp tally for wenesday?
Apr 3, 2016 at 2:57 PM - Statboy: umm 1550 each, which should bring you to 17,000 exactly
Apr 3, 2016 at 3:38 PM - theLumberJack: mmm 6k to go
Apr 3, 2016 at 7:43 PM - theLumberJack: i am preparing a nation sized desert for my players to explore

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 4, 2016 9:10 AM - Statboy: Osirion, Thuvia, and Rahadoum all share 1 giant desert. You could keep it in the inner sea region
Apr 4, 2016 9:10 AM - theLumberJack: homebrew
Apr 4, 2016 9:10 AM - theLumberJack: no golarion
Apr 4, 2016 9:33 AM - Statboy: have you seen the map pathfinder leaked of the entire Golarion world, not just the inner sea region?
Apr 4, 2016 9:33 AM - Statboy: http://pathfinderwiki.com/mediawiki/images/a/a3/Golarion_world_map.jpg
Apr 4, 2016 9:34 AM - theLumberJack: oooo
Apr 4, 2016 9:34 AM - Statboy: Tian-Xia and Sarusan are definitely Asia
Apr 4, 2016 9:35 AM - theLumberJack: you mean Sarusan?
Apr 4, 2016 9:36 AM - Statboy: isn't that how I spelled it?
Apr 4, 2016 9:38 AM - theLumberJack: No you spelt it Sarusan. It's very clearly spelt Sarusan?, did you not see the question mark?
Apr 4, 2016 9:39 AM - Statboy: rofl
Apr 4, 2016 9:39 AM - Statboy: don't forget the squiggly underneath it
Apr 4, 2016 9:39 AM - theLumberJack: I don't think that's in the utf-8 encoding set
Apr 4, 2016 9:44 AM - Statboy: Wonder how Vint is doing, I just saw an article about high winds knocking out power in Mass, and even killing a couple.
Apr 4, 2016 9:45 AM - theLumberJack: they don't trim their trees properly there
Apr 4, 2016 9:47 AM - English: Knocked out power here in NY too
Apr 4, 2016 9:48 AM - English: I wonder what Arcadia is going to be like. They really haven't released any lore about the area
Apr 4, 2016 9:48 AM - theLumberJack: We had the winds, just halted the weekend bridge construction though
Apr 4, 2016 9:54 AM - Statboy: they haven't really released anything except about the Inner Sea and Azlant
Apr 4, 2016 9:55 AM - theLumberJack: What have they released about Azlant?
Apr 4, 2016 9:57 AM - Statboy: Azlant was once a continent filled with the best and brightest, until the gods decided to kill them all and dropped a meteor on it which sunk most of the continent. Survivors went on to found most of the countries in the inner sea
Apr 4, 2016 9:58 AM - theLumberJack: well then
Apr 4, 2016 9:58 AM - Statboy: http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Azlant
Apr 4, 2016 9:58 AM - Statboy: its a bit more complicated than that, but thats the Stat's note version
Apr 4, 2016 10:02 AM - English: Azlant is the quasi Atlantis that was the most technologically advanced most magically advanced just the best of everything
Apr 4, 2016 10:03 AM - English: and gods got pissed
Apr 4, 2016 10:03 AM - English: said fuck you
Apr 4, 2016 10:03 AM - English: bam
Apr 4, 2016 10:03 AM - English: no more Azlant
Apr 4, 2016 10:03 AM - theLumberJack: of course
Apr 4, 2016 10:03 AM - English: Aroden the Last Azlanti is also like the Head god in Golarion
Apr 4, 2016 10:04 AM - English: but he has been missing
Apr 4, 2016 10:40 AM - theLumberJack: thats pretty cool
Apr 4, 2016 11:40 AM - Hexalan: can't forget about that pathfinder!America
Apr 4, 2016 11:40 AM - Hexalan: or pathfinder!Australia?
Apr 4, 2016 11:40 AM - Hexalan: parthfinder!China's gotta be important too
Apr 4, 2016 12:49 PM - VaultBot: that's a discussion on accuracy vs precision
Apr 4, 2016 12:49 PM - theLumberJack: well now it just looks like a spreadsheet
Apr 4, 2016 12:49 PM - theLumberJack: goddamnit hex
Apr 4, 2016 1:26 PM - Statboy: I hate the first mow of the season, I always let the grass get too high
Apr 4, 2016 1:27 PM - Statboy: parts of it were up to my knee's
Apr 4, 2016 1:31 PM - Hexalan: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Apr 4, 2016 1:43 PM - theLumberJack: it snowed yesterday
Apr 4, 2016 1:43 PM - theLumberJack: damn you statboy
Apr 4, 2016 2:02 PM - Statboy: it was 72 here yesterday, and 76 today
Apr 4, 2016 2:03 PM - Statboy: most of my neighbors mowed once in february
Apr 4, 2016 2:15 PM - theLumberJack: jelly
Apr 4, 2016 2:16 PM - theLumberJack: i usually mow my lawn once in spring
Apr 4, 2016 2:16 PM - theLumberJack: once when my neighbor calls the city to tape an order to do it to my door about july
Apr 4, 2016 2:16 PM - theLumberJack: and then once in fall
Apr 4, 2016 2:17 PM - Hexalan: loll yes
Apr 4, 2016 2:29 PM - VaultBot: and smokey is a farce
Apr 4, 2016 2:29 PM - Statboy: rofl
Apr 4, 2016 2:29 PM - Statboy: last year it was snowing into early may and I didn't have to mow until late may
Apr 4, 2016 2:34 PM - Statboy: which is funny considering i heard some enviro-nuts talking about how 2015 was the warmest year ever recorded. I think they only recorded the record highs in Cali and ignored the coldest year the midwest ever had.
Apr 4, 2016 2:37 PM - theLumberJack: last winter was awful
Apr 4, 2016 2:37 PM - theLumberJack: there was a foot of ice this time last year
Apr 4, 2016 3:52 PM - Hexalan: remember two years ago
Apr 4, 2016 3:52 PM - Hexalan: whent he midwest drowned in snow
Apr 4, 2016 3:53 PM - Hexalan: my school was out for a straight week due to snow
Apr 4, 2016 8:09 PM - VintagePC: well damnit
Apr 4, 2016 8:09 PM - VintagePC: once again I find myself buying games on steam
Apr 4, 2016 8:11 PM - VintagePC: Droggeljug!

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 5, 2016 at 6:40 AM - theLumberJack: What did you buy?
Apr 5, 2016 at 7:00 AM - VintagePC: deponia last week, the sequel was on sale this week
Apr 5, 2016 at 7:00 AM - VintagePC: at least it was only $3
Apr 5, 2016 at 8:09 AM - theLumberJack: such consumerism
Apr 5, 2016 at 8:35 AM - Statboy: deponia has excellent music
Apr 5, 2016 at 8:41 AM - theLumberJack: everything seems to have awesome music these days
Apr 5, 2016 at 9:22 AM - VaultBot: 1024x768 is 1k by that definition
Apr 5, 2016 at 9:22 AM - Statboy:

Apr 5, 2016 at 9:22 AM - Statboy: all the huzzah songs
Apr 5, 2016 at 9:22 AM - Statboy: also WARNING SPOILERS
Apr 5, 2016 at 9:28 AM - theLumberJack: spoilers for what?
Apr 5, 2016 at 9:29 AM - Statboy: Deponia
Apr 5, 2016 at 9:39 AM - theLumberJack: ah
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:16 AM - TimeCrush: Reee
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:18 AM - Statboy: TC, what up?
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:21 AM - TimeCrush: Back to meaningful employment. Who would've guessed that does some good for mental well being
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:21 AM - Statboy: tis true
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:22 AM - Statboy: what kinda work are you doing now?
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:22 AM - TimeCrush: Thats kind of why I'm touching base again really. I'm working for LiquidWeb now, who does monthly give aways to employees of all their 'old' stuff.
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:22 AM - TimeCrush: I have a fiber optic internet connection at my home.
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:22 AM - TimeCrush: I have server equipment, and server quality internet. What can I do for Vault?
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:23 AM - Statboy: host a porn site?
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:24 AM - TimeCrush: Chrome dome fetish
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:24 AM - Statboy: i could be a star if that were a thing
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:29 AM - VaultBot: you fail so epicaly
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:29 AM - TimeCrush: Also I'm pretty sure I get rack space here for at least a year free.
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:30 AM - TimeCrush: I feel like I can be doing something with all these resources, and you guys are the best source of direction I jump to when trying to figure out the 'what' to do with it
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:31 AM - Statboy: That's cool, last I heard we aren't using all of our resources right now though
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:31 AM - VaultBot: in all honesty the only thing it has the mic drop gif
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:31 AM - TimeCrush: Well shit.
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:31 AM - Statboy: but who knows, maybe Reechard and Vint have plans
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:35 AM - Statboy: whelp off to lunch
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:39 AM - TimeCrush: Well, I'll just let this stand to whoever then, If you have any ideas for a high amount of bandwidth, server equipment, or that line of thinking, drop the idea here; I'm just pissing away resources
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:41 AM - TimeCrush: I'll probably start mosying my way back into the fold now things are better.
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:52 AM - theLumberJack: thats awesome tc
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:52 AM - theLumberJack: me i'd start indexing all the transactions on the major markets...
Apr 5, 2016 at 10:59 AM - TimeCrush: Sure, lets do that? That illegal? Not to concerned just want to know. Really. I'm ready to start a project, who wants to do things with all the incoming other things.
Apr 5, 2016 at 11:01 AM - TimeCrush: Either way, lunch now. Rendezvous in an hour.
Apr 5, 2016 at 11:19 AM - theLumberJack: It's not illegal, NASDAQ and NYSE post every transaction on their website, the thing is that the data gets collated at the end of the day into a single data point for that day. This is an actual project I've been doing with a colleague.
Apr 5, 2016 at 11:20 AM - VaultBot: well now it just looks like it's a wonder you have any battery life than using free wifi is not a full face transplant
Apr 5, 2016 at 11:20 AM - theLumberJack: Though we only have the resources to record transactions for some companies, not all the listed ones.
Apr 5, 2016 at 11:50 AM - TimeCrush: Back. Okay, what would we do to get things up and running for all listed companies? What would this benefit us with? A good idea on where to bet in the market?
Apr 5, 2016 at 11:56 AM - TimeCrush: These are the specs we are looking at. https://www.liquidweb.com/dedicated/
Apr 5, 2016 at 11:56 AM - TimeCrush: Can be a random grab bag of that really. Sometimes they are discontinued for easy things like a heatsink fan stopped working, literally everything else fine.
Apr 5, 2016 at 3:41 PM - TimeCrush: Back home.
Apr 5, 2016 at 3:42 PM - Hexalan: nice
Apr 5, 2016 at 3:51 PM - TimeCrush: Rick D_ _ _, who is this?
Apr 5, 2016 at 3:53 PM - Hexalan: redcoat
Apr 5, 2016 at 5:08 PM - VintagePC: wut
Apr 5, 2016 at 5:08 PM - VintagePC: damn
Apr 5, 2016 at 5:08 PM - VintagePC: Rick D might also be reechard
Apr 5, 2016 at 5:17 PM - VintagePC: and yeah... there's some stuff we want to do but can't at current. sent you a PM.
Apr 5, 2016 at 6:19 PM - VaultBot: either way, lunch now. rendezvous in an hour.
Apr 5, 2016 at 6:19 PM - Reechard: who's asking my name and why
Apr 5, 2016 at 6:19 PM - Reechard: what
Apr 5, 2016 at 6:19 PM - VintagePC: read bawks history
Apr 5, 2016 at 6:20 PM - VintagePC: check your pms
Apr 5, 2016 at 6:24 PM - Ach Hans Run!: Might be absent tomorrow, helping my brother move
Apr 5, 2016 at 6:49 PM - Statboy: kk

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 6, 2016 11:41 AM - Hexalan: are we gonna have a tc tonight
Apr 6, 2016 11:47 AM - Statboy: he's welcome to get back in the game. You guys might need the help tonight to
Apr 6, 2016 11:56 AM - theLumberJack: ominous gm is ominous
Apr 6, 2016 12:00 PM - Statboy:
Apr 6, 2016 12:01 PM - VintagePC:
Apr 6, 2016 12:04 PM - theLumberJack: had my players fight an efreeti last night
Apr 6, 2016 12:04 PM - theLumberJack: had it go easy on them
Apr 6, 2016 12:04 PM - theLumberJack: it ended the fight and granted one of them 3 wishes
Apr 6, 2016 12:05 PM - theLumberJack: "My armor has a curse on it. I want it removed."
Apr 6, 2016 12:05 PM - theLumberJack: genie removes the armor from existence
Apr 6, 2016 12:05 PM - Statboy: that's a horrible wish, but accurate wish fulfillment from PF genies
Apr 6, 2016 12:06 PM - Hexalan: oooooooooooooooh honey
Apr 6, 2016 12:06 PM - theLumberJack: Second wish. "I want my armor back without the curse."
Apr 6, 2016 12:07 PM - Statboy: PF genie wish's= if it can end badly it will
Apr 6, 2016 12:08 PM - theLumberJack: lol there's a reason the evil genie does 3 wishes a day and the god genie does 1 a year
Apr 6, 2016 12:09 PM - Statboy: did you give the armor back with a new curse?
Apr 6, 2016 12:10 PM - theLumberJack: now thats a good idea
Apr 6, 2016 12:12 PM - Statboy: cause gender bender curse
Apr 6, 2016 12:13 PM - Hexalan: stop oppressing me
Apr 6, 2016 12:13 PM - Statboy: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/cursed-items#TOC-Girdle-of-Opposite-Gender
Apr 6, 2016 12:14 PM - theLumberJack: it will be one
Apr 6, 2016 12:15 PM - theLumberJack: done
Apr 6, 2016 12:15 PM - Hexalan: nice
Apr 6, 2016 12:24 PM - theLumberJack: the third wish was for the genie to guide the party to their goal
Apr 6, 2016 12:25 PM - TimeCrush: OH MY GOD I WASNT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I KIND OF BUNT MY OWN BRDIGE BUT FUCK YEAH I WANT BACK IN
Apr 6, 2016 12:25 PM - TimeCrush: REEEEEEEEE
Apr 6, 2016 12:26 PM - TimeCrush: Plus, new job is still 1st shift, it works.
Apr 6, 2016 12:26 PM - Statboy: level up to level 5, Wati is besieged by an undead army
Apr 6, 2016 12:27 PM - TimeCrush: Rad, soon as I get home.
Apr 6, 2016 12:27 PM - TimeCrush: Fucking....yes.
Apr 6, 2016 12:47 PM - TimeCrush: Lmao, wait, I will have to jump in next week. Date night.
Apr 6, 2016 12:49 PM - theLumberJack: Ooooo
Apr 6, 2016 12:51 PM - TimeCrush: New ramen bar opened up in town, pretty excited.
Apr 6, 2016 12:52 PM - theLumberJack: This sounds like a curious concept
Apr 6, 2016 1:04 PM - VaultBot: thread (slow load - long
Apr 6, 2016 1:04 PM - Hexalan: tc add me on steam pls i love you
Apr 6, 2016 1:05 PM - Hexalan: wtf is vaultbot learning from his own automatic posts
Apr 6, 2016 1:05 PM - TimeCrush: Anybody who wants to add me, go ahead. I did a mass purge and have been keeping status to offilne, will reverse changes when I'm home from work today.
Apr 6, 2016 1:05 PM - TimeCrush: Hey Hex
Apr 6, 2016 1:06 PM - Hexalan: you were still there orin and grognak ate shit, right?
Apr 6, 2016 1:07 PM - TimeCrush: In the temple basement against the statue right?
Apr 6, 2016 1:09 PM - theLumberJack: yar
Apr 6, 2016 1:11 PM - TimeCrush: Yeah, I cheesed it
Apr 6, 2016 1:11 PM - theLumberJack: my second character is still alive
Apr 6, 2016 1:11 PM - Hexalan: freeend inv sent
Apr 6, 2016 1:11 PM - theLumberJack: though i almost ate it to a mummy
Apr 6, 2016 1:11 PM - VaultBot: so a friend showed to me about it
Apr 6, 2016 1:11 PM - Hexalan: lj totally died
Apr 6, 2016 1:12 PM - Hexalan: then we decided that afk sol actually totally healed him
Apr 6, 2016 1:12 PM - Hexalan: don't tell the mummy
Apr 6, 2016 1:13 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Apr 6, 2016 1:13 PM - Statboy: killing characters only 1 session apart was a bit evil for even me
Apr 6, 2016 1:13 PM - Statboy: i just couldn't do it
Apr 6, 2016 1:13 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Apr 6, 2016 1:13 PM - theLumberJack: praise be to the mercy of the gods
Apr 6, 2016 1:14 PM - Hexalan: what if we make that a tradition
Apr 6, 2016 1:14 PM - Hexalan: every other session, lj dies
Apr 6, 2016 1:15 PM - theLumberJack: No
Apr 6, 2016 1:15 PM - Hexalan: has anyone read chainmail bikini?
Apr 6, 2016 1:18 PM - Statboy: no promises on nobody dying tonight, expect Senenmerek, it was totally boring you guys sitting back and watching him fight, he should probably die off
Apr 6, 2016 1:18 PM - Hexalan: you should let him heroically sacrifice himself on a great quest
Apr 6, 2016 1:33 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Apr 6, 2016 2:34 PM - TimeCrush: LJ, get at your pm. I need to start putting something here, are there RSS feeds or something for the information you guys are looking for?
Apr 6, 2016 2:51 PM - theLumberJack: oh
Apr 6, 2016 2:51 PM - theLumberJack: that was just kinda what i would do with a server.
Apr 6, 2016 3:15 PM - theLumberJack: i have a python program i've been working on that does all the data collecting and database handling
Apr 6, 2016 3:15 PM - theLumberJack: it needs a touch of work, had some issues with odd characters in strings not being stripped from a number
Apr 6, 2016 3:54 PM - theLumberJack: but i'll reply to your message with details after supper
Apr 6, 2016 5:50 PM - VintagePC: just eating dinner, I'll be in shortly
Apr 6, 2016 5:51 PM - Statboy: kk
Apr 6, 2016 8:26 PM - VaultBot: skynet, here we come!
Apr 6, 2016 8:26 PM - SoL DarkLord: rebel rebel rebel, rebel against the penguin overlord.
Apr 6, 2016 8:46 PM - VaultBot: or ones that attempt to solve quantum mechanics
Apr 6, 2016 8:47 PM - VaultBot: also i'm pretty sure i just tap into the wifi of wherever i am so glad i made that statement
Apr 6, 2016 8:58 PM - theLumberJack: such chatbox
Apr 6, 2016 8:58 PM - theLumberJack: much online users
Apr 6, 2016 8:58 PM - Statboy:
Apr 6, 2016 8:58 PM - Hexalan: i was unaware it was 2014 again
Apr 6, 2016 8:58 PM - theLumberJack: god i hope not
Apr 6, 2016 8:58 PM - theLumberJack: that was a shitty year
Apr 6, 2016 8:59 PM - VaultBot: rofl... vintage we are looking at. https://www.liquidweb.com/dedicated/
Apr 6, 2016 9:23 PM - VintagePC: I don't think many penguin overlords have time for QM, vaultbot...

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 7, 2016 at 8:48 AM - TimeCrush: Lol, VaultBot shill.
Apr 7, 2016 at 10:02 AM - VaultBot: skynet, here we come!
Apr 7, 2016 at 10:20 AM - Statboy: Has anybody tried Superhot? It sounds like a good idea for a game, a super twitch FPS except time stands still while your not moving
Apr 7, 2016 at 11:47 AM - Hexalan: i tried playing that when the demo got big
Apr 7, 2016 at 11:47 AM - Hexalan: unity never decided to work i so i never got too
Apr 7, 2016 at 11:47 AM - Hexalan: i've a friend who has it tho, and i think it's fun
Apr 7, 2016 at 11:47 AM - Hexalan: you get killed out of nowhere a lot tho
Apr 7, 2016 at 11:58 AM - TimeCrush: Pirate don't buy, just not worth it for the content there. Played through it with a roomate watching, easy if you just do what is asked of you, gets a little challenge when you start looking for areas to hop out of the level and discover secrets.
Apr 7, 2016 at 11:58 AM - TimeCrush: What I really mean is: The most innovative shooter that I've played in years.
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:01 PM - TimeCrush: Grabbed FFXIV, jaded to themepark mmos but I'm hoping the IP will keep me interested.
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:01 PM - TimeCrush: Also excited for Bravely Second coming down the pipes here.
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:09 PM - VaultBot: oh now it says *ignored* whenever vaultbot says something
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:09 PM - Hexalan: oh it's $25 lol
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:09 PM - Hexalan: maybe in a couple years i'll buy it on sale for like 3
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:17 PM - VaultBot: vintage!!! i see an online minecraft server and its not letting me on.... the rage is building!!!
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:17 PM - Statboy: i take it, it's short?
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:18 PM - Statboy: Also, me thinks Vintage needs to get VB some ritalin, he's developing anger management issues
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:18 PM - VaultBot: maybe not... but i think that was the parent i'd retort with ""you don't follow our rules, why should we follow yours?""
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:18 PM - Hexalan: it's not got much plot, as far as i'm aware
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:18 PM - Hexalan: you ever played niddhog?
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:18 PM - Statboy: never heard of it
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:20 PM - Hexalan: you know how mortal kombat technically has a plot?
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:21 PM - Hexalan: but really you're just their to kill things?
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:21 PM - Statboy: really?
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:22 PM - VaultBot: also, me thinks vintage needs to get vb some ritalin, he's developing anger management issues
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:22 PM - Statboy: see VB agree's with me
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:24 PM - Hexalan: stat is a hippie
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:24 PM - VaultBot: to save bandwidth there's a static copy of the shoutbox content
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:24 PM - Hexalan: lol k
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:24 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "hippie" yet.
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:24 PM - Hexalan: :|
Apr 7, 2016 at 1:01 PM - Statboy: rofl
Apr 7, 2016 at 4:28 PM - VaultBot: wee-fee oh my thank you lonesome for listening
Apr 7, 2016 at 4:46 PM - LavaRed: ladies...
Apr 7, 2016 at 6:17 PM - English: mentlegen
Apr 7, 2016 at 6:57 PM - Statboy: Statboy
Apr 7, 2016 at 7:28 PM - VaultBot: fuck... can't download minecraft, which i haven't done since my new hard drive, because minecraft.net is apparently down.
Apr 7, 2016 at 7:28 PM - theLumberJack: My man
Apr 7, 2016 at 8:35 PM - Statboy: can I change my answer to Hodor
Apr 7, 2016 at 9:10 PM - Hexalan: Janet!
Apr 7, 2016 at 9:18 PM - Hexalan: lava y u no snap back

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 8, 2016 9:18 AM - Statboy: 8 gb update to Killing Floor 2, I hate massive updates. It's only adding 1 map and no new classes. But it has PvP now
Apr 8, 2016 12:01 PM - Hexalan: do we have an xp count?
Apr 8, 2016 12:02 PM - theLumberJack: 8 billion
Apr 8, 2016 12:12 PM - VaultBot: yep the final round
Apr 8, 2016 12:12 PM - Hexalan: lol
Apr 8, 2016 12:13 PM - Hexalan: went to my char sheet to see how much metal p's i had
Apr 8, 2016 12:13 PM - Hexalan: realized i still had not put all my items in
Apr 8, 2016 12:16 PM - Statboy: 19,300 in Mummy's Mask
Apr 8, 2016 12:17 PM - theLumberJack: For that shadowrun game i joined i have to bring my laptop with me to open my belongings spreadsheet
Apr 8, 2016 12:17 PM - theLumberJack: I could print it I guess, but it would be a full page
Apr 8, 2016 12:18 PM - Hexalan: i also have insufficient room in my character sheet to fit all the things in my spreadsheet
Apr 8, 2016 12:39 PM - theLumberJack: yay tax credit
Apr 8, 2016 12:44 PM - theLumberJack: In my shadowrun session yesterday I finally got to find out why the shotgun i purchased is just illegal and not restricted
Apr 8, 2016 1:43 PM - Hexalan: why is that
Apr 8, 2016 2:09 PM - TimeCrush: Left us hanging on the shotgun deets.
Apr 8, 2016 2:54 PM - moo_d: Good afternoon.
Apr 8, 2016 3:49 PM - TimeCrush: Moo, lets talk about those colors.

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 9, 2016 at 4:16 PM - VaultBot: that episode ""quite a nice blade... i think he's broken person""
Apr 9, 2016 at 6:12 PM - Statboy: its all quiet in here
Apr 9, 2016 at 6:13 PM - theLumberJack: shhhhhh
Apr 9, 2016 at 10:26 PM - Hexalan: oh