Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

[VaultBot]

Apr 10, 2016 at 7:31 AM - VaultBot: 4 may be a troll.
Apr 10, 2016 at 7:31 AM - LavaRed: *burp
Apr 10, 2016 at 10:57 AM - English: /slap
Apr 10, 2016 at 10:58 AM - Hexalan: hi
Apr 10, 2016 at 11:18 AM - Statboy:

Apr 10, 2016 at 4:28 PM - SoL DarkLord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!
Apr 10, 2016 at 4:29 PM - SoL DarkLord makes noise to bug the people.
Apr 10, 2016 at 5:01 PM - TimeCrush:

Apr 10, 2016 at 7:32 PM - VaultBot: i have to bring my laptop with me
Apr 10, 2016 at 7:32 PM - MoDzHaXoR: hi
Apr 10, 2016 at 10:12 PM - Hexalan: Hello.

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 11, 2016 10:32 AM - theLumberJack: The shotgun had burst fire and put three rounds into the gang's boss. He died on the second shot, and was raspberry jam on the third shot
Apr 11, 2016 12:12 PM - TimeCrush: *BLAM BLAM ~Delicious spread~*
Apr 11, 2016 12:13 PM - TimeCrush: Fill it with lemon preserve. Burn after shooting
Apr 11, 2016 2:25 PM - theLumberJack: I stole his eyes. They were cyber eyes
Apr 11, 2016 4:04 PM - Statboy: Hannibal LumberJack
Apr 11, 2016 7:27 PM - Hexalan: who is cliff esports
Apr 11, 2016 7:38 PM - VintagePC: ugc team we're sponsoring
Apr 11, 2016 8:12 PM - Hexalan: is that what ppaleun was caleld?
Apr 11, 2016 9:21 PM - VintagePC: yar

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 12, 2016 12:11 PM - Statboy: just looked at the Vaults steam group page, it's rather out of date
Apr 12, 2016 12:29 PM - Reechard: somebody needs to beat on the community manager and get her to update it.
Apr 12, 2016 12:29 PM - Reechard: NOT IT
Apr 12, 2016 1:22 PM - Statboy: rofl, I was about to make a whipped comment, then I remembered Redhead and realized you're just scared for your life
Apr 12, 2016 2:03 PM - VintagePC: NOPE
Apr 12, 2016 2:04 PM - VintagePC: make engramish do it
Apr 12, 2016 2:04 PM - VaultBot: also, me thinks vintage needs to get vb some ritalin, he's developing anger management issues
Apr 12, 2016 2:04 PM - VintagePC:
Apr 12, 2016 2:06 PM - English: psh
Apr 12, 2016 2:06 PM - English: i will put lava in her place
Apr 12, 2016 2:23 PM - Statboy:
Apr 12, 2016 2:23 PM - Statboy: this'll be fun to watch
Apr 12, 2016 2:24 PM - VaultBot: can't trust lava no more
Apr 12, 2016 5:08 PM - Hexalan: lol we have a facebook?

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 13, 2016 7:37 AM - theLumberJack: i know we did at some point
Apr 13, 2016 8:23 AM - VintagePC: dat's engrish's jerb
Apr 13, 2016 8:35 AM - English: huh
Apr 13, 2016 8:35 AM - English: wat
Apr 13, 2016 8:35 AM - English: WAT
Apr 13, 2016 8:35 AM - VaultBot: my life goal, video game engineer. plan b, drone programmer, plan c it, plan z teacher, the rest of the shoutbox content
Apr 13, 2016 8:35 AM - English: someone say my name?
Apr 13, 2016 8:36 AM - theLumberJack: *points at vint*
Apr 13, 2016 8:37 AM - English: And to be quite clear, it was the STEAM GROUP that needed updating, not the FB page
Apr 13, 2016 8:38 AM - English: *Squints eyes*
Apr 13, 2016 8:38 AM - English: So it was....
Apr 13, 2016 8:38 AM - English: And my post is not a trap, TLJ....
Apr 13, 2016 8:40 AM - theLumberJack: Everything you post is a trap
Apr 13, 2016 8:40 AM - English: psh
Apr 13, 2016 8:40 AM - English: you haven't seen trap yet
Apr 13, 2016 8:40 AM - English: just wait till you get into harrowstone
Apr 13, 2016 8:42 AM - theLumberJack: I CANT WAIT
Apr 13, 2016 8:42 AM - theLumberJack: I may be on a binge of rpgs at the moment
Apr 13, 2016 8:42 AM - theLumberJack: PF Tuesday, PF Wednesday, Shadowrun Thursday
Apr 13, 2016 8:42 AM - theLumberJack: and then the play by post
Apr 13, 2016 8:44 AM - theLumberJack: Last night my players went to an oasis and encountered a Behir. It demanded that they all pay it something of value for passage through its lands. Everyone was doing well with giving it information or clever riddles or jokes
Apr 13, 2016 8:44 AM - theLumberJack: Then the last player mentioned dragons
Apr 13, 2016 8:44 AM - theLumberJack: Some horrible charisma based rolls later for the monk and initiative was being rolled
Apr 13, 2016 8:48 AM - English: rofl PWNT
Apr 13, 2016 8:50 AM - English: yeah in my other PBP game. our cleric decided to run ahead and cut an enemy off. well 1d20+9 and 1d8+4 +2d6 damage later
Apr 13, 2016 8:50 AM - theLumberJack: It ended with the monk punching his way out of the Behir's stomach
Apr 13, 2016 8:50 AM - English: luckily the damage was low and he is only at -1
Apr 13, 2016 8:50 AM - English: we are level 1
Apr 13, 2016 8:50 AM - theLumberJack: mother of god
Apr 13, 2016 8:51 AM - English: we stumbled upon a level 3 or 4 samurai
Apr 13, 2016 8:51 AM - theLumberJack: Spotify is getting depressing with it's recommended music for me. This track is titled "Misanthropic Drunken Loner"
Apr 13, 2016 8:51 AM - English: lol
Apr 13, 2016 8:51 AM - TimeCrush: Oh god haha
Apr 13, 2016 8:52 AM - English: our cleric is so lucky he didnt just die outright. max damage could have easily been 24
Apr 13, 2016 8:52 AM - English: he only has a con of 12
Apr 13, 2016 8:53 AM - English: 21 would have killed him
Apr 13, 2016 8:53 AM - theLumberJack: The behir got our parties samurai down to -14 before it died
Apr 13, 2016 8:53 AM - English: im thinking that we might have to let this samurai leave
Apr 13, 2016 9:01 AM - theLumberJack: probably a good call
Apr 13, 2016 9:05 AM - TimeCrush: With Memsie coming back and leveling up a bit, I'll be able to have fortune casted on multiple people for however long it takes for them to use it.
Apr 13, 2016 9:06 AM - TimeCrush: Hm, maybe not yet.
Apr 13, 2016 9:06 AM - TimeCrush: Better options
Apr 13, 2016 9:12 AM - theLumberJack: mmmm fortune on zanros...
Apr 13, 2016 9:28 AM - theLumberJack: that's just what he needs with his 15-20 critical range
Apr 13, 2016 9:30 AM - Statboy: lol, i hit but it's not a crit FORTUNE!!!!
Apr 13, 2016 9:34 AM - Statboy: Remember to level up reek as well using the Wizard's Familiar table
Apr 13, 2016 9:36 AM - theLumberJack: lol
Apr 13, 2016 9:37 AM - theLumberJack: atone point last night i moved the behir out of threat range from 3 party members and none of them asked to take an attack of opportunity
Apr 13, 2016 9:37 AM - English: you should have DM slayed all of them
Apr 13, 2016 9:38 AM - English: i have a printed out page of all the things that provoke AoOs at my tabletop game
Apr 13, 2016 9:38 AM - English: AoOs is how you win encounters
Apr 13, 2016 9:39 AM - Statboy: and as a DM you never ask them if they want to take an AOO, if they don't remember that's their own fault
Apr 13, 2016 9:40 AM - theLumberJack: It's how zanros keeps doing well in Stat's encounters
Apr 13, 2016 9:40 AM - theLumberJack: Can't wait until i have more than one
Apr 13, 2016 9:42 AM - Statboy: you know the second you get multiple you'll just start facing one BBG at a time
Apr 13, 2016 9:42 AM - theLumberJack: maybe i'll get mobility then too
Apr 13, 2016 9:42 AM - VaultBot: i suspect i'd rather read the books first
Apr 13, 2016 9:43 AM - theLumberJack: not what i was thinking off
Apr 13, 2016 9:43 AM - VaultBot: so much that
Apr 13, 2016 9:43 AM - theLumberJack: step up/following step
Apr 13, 2016 9:43 AM - Statboy: Mobility for Zanros would be strong, I'm in range, I'm out of range
Apr 13, 2016 9:45 AM - theLumberJack: The AC bonus would trigger when I dodge right?
Apr 13, 2016 9:46 AM - theLumberJack: Hrmmm....
Apr 13, 2016 9:46 AM - Statboy: I haven't read the RAW recently enough to know
Apr 13, 2016 9:46 AM - theLumberJack: Engrish?
Apr 13, 2016 10:21 AM - theLumberJack: bloody pole-zero plots
Apr 13, 2016 10:34 AM - English: whats the question?
Apr 13, 2016 10:34 AM - English: sorry was pooping
Apr 13, 2016 10:34 AM - theLumberJack: If a swashbuckler has mobility, does the AC increase trigger if they use dodge as an immediate action when being attacaked?
Apr 13, 2016 10:36 AM - English: You get the bonus to AC from Mobility when you provoke an AoO due to moving in and/or out of someone's threatened area
Apr 13, 2016 10:36 AM - VaultBot: you only scored 1 more point than my roll... so more likely it wraps around my body and hangs their limply
Apr 13, 2016 10:36 AM - theLumberJack: Assuming the 5 foot step does in fact take the swashbuckler to a square that is not threatened
Apr 13, 2016 10:36 AM - theLumberJack: Ah, so no
Apr 13, 2016 10:36 AM - English: and you are wondering if using dodging panache grants mobility AC bonus?
Apr 13, 2016 10:37 AM - English: if you were to use dodging panache and thus triggered an AoO from a second creature (not the one that caused you to used Dodging Panache)
Apr 13, 2016 10:38 AM - English: Then you would also get a bonus to AC from Mobility against that one AoO
Apr 13, 2016 10:38 AM - theLumberJack: Ah
Apr 13, 2016 10:38 AM - English: but
Apr 13, 2016 10:38 AM - English: dodging panache does not grant you AC bonus to other attacks. ONLY the one that caused you to trigger the use of Dodging Panache
Apr 13, 2016 10:39 AM - English: So Attack #1 you get +CHA to AC
Apr 13, 2016 10:39 AM - English: Attack #2 (Which is an AoO) you get +4 AC from mobility
Apr 13, 2016 10:39 AM - English: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/mobility-combat---final
Apr 13, 2016 10:40 AM - English: Dodging Panache (Ex): At 1st level, when an opponent attempts a melee attack against the swashbuckler, the swashbuckler can as an immediate action spend 1 panache point to move 5 feet; doing so grants the swashbuckler a dodge bonus to AC equal to her Charisma modifier (minimum 0) against the triggering attack. This movement doesn't negate the attack, which is still resolved as if the swashbuckler
Apr 13, 2016 10:40 AM - VaultBot: im relaxing lol
Apr 13, 2016 10:40 AM - English: had not moved from the original square. This movement is not a 5-foot step; it provokes attacks of opportunity from creatures other than the one who triggered this deed. The swashbuckler can only perform this deed while wearing light or no armor, and while carrying no heavier than a light load.
Apr 13, 2016 10:40 AM - English: my sources
Apr 13, 2016 10:40 AM - English: i think they make it pretty clear
Apr 13, 2016 10:41 AM - English: I need a combat oriented build idea
Apr 13, 2016 10:41 AM - English: for Pathfinder
Apr 13, 2016 10:41 AM - VaultBot: as a mask?
Apr 13, 2016 10:41 AM - English: starting at 6th level
Apr 13, 2016 10:41 AM - English: it is a dungeon crawl
Apr 13, 2016 10:42 AM - Statboy: Goliath Druid, its very fun
Apr 13, 2016 10:42 AM - Statboy: it defines the combat druid
Apr 13, 2016 10:43 AM - theLumberJack: reach based halfling
Apr 13, 2016 11:05 AM - English: Hrm....
Apr 13, 2016 11:41 AM - Statboy: There's always the troll the GM builds, build for sunder and trip. Always target enemy clerics holy symbol as well, sunder it and stop them from casting
Apr 13, 2016 11:47 AM - English: ooo trip builds are hilarious... Trip AoO getup AoO
Apr 13, 2016 11:47 AM - theLumberJack: lol
Apr 13, 2016 11:48 AM - English: works the best with a monk

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 13, 2016 at 11:48 AM - English: first attack in flurry = trip
Apr 13, 2016 at 11:48 AM - English: provokes AoO
Apr 13, 2016 at 11:48 AM - English: get other attacks in flurry
Apr 13, 2016 at 11:48 AM - English: plus AoO
Apr 13, 2016 at 11:48 AM - English: Oh they get up? Another AoO
Apr 13, 2016 at 11:48 AM - English: Next round. Same thing
Apr 13, 2016 at 11:49 AM - Statboy: take one level of ninja, that way you get +1d6 while they are tripped
Apr 13, 2016 at 12:06 PM - theLumberJack: Im watching a lecture on youtube at 1.
Apr 13, 2016 at 12:06 PM - theLumberJack: 1.25 times speed
Apr 13, 2016 at 12:06 PM - theLumberJack: The guy talks so slowly that it sounds normal
Apr 13, 2016 at 12:07 PM - Hexalan: i'm listening to a flac pack of my little pony music in sequence
Apr 13, 2016 at 12:14 PM - English: that is pretty hilarious TLJ
Apr 13, 2016 at 1:34 PM - Statboy: i procrastinated getting ready for 2night's PF, so now I'm trying to get 6 possible encounters ready
Apr 13, 2016 at 1:35 PM - theLumberJack: sounds like me studying
Apr 13, 2016 at 1:40 PM - Statboy: at least you guys were nice and gave me an idea of what you want to do first
Apr 13, 2016 at 1:50 PM - VintagePC: hah
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:05 PM - Statboy: PF Question: If you have a wand that has a high cost material component, do you still need the material component with the wand?
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:09 PM - English: well yes and no
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:09 PM - English: the material component is used in the creation of the wand
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:10 PM - English: but is not needed in the casting
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:10 PM - Statboy: when the wand is created do they need 50x of the component or just 1? I'm trying to think of value
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:11 PM - English: Uhm... let me check on that one
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:12 PM - English: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wands
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:12 PM - VaultBot: so them advertising something as being a 2k res screen as something new is a farce but a shady
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:12 PM - English: yes you need 50x of the component
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:12 PM - English: or one for each charge
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:13 PM - Statboy: alright, ty
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: I forget what we wanted to do
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:57 PM - Statboy: climb the wall, make camp at the house of Pentheru, go see the Dark Folk cause they're close by
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:58 PM - Statboy: you can change your mind, i'll be ready for what ever you do
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:59 PM - theLumberJack: right
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:59 PM - theLumberJack: i have post siesta brain
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:40 PM - TimeCrush: Reek you just...You just piss me off
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:41 PM - TimeCrush: Just be a bat; shit
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:41 PM - Statboy: you can take improved familiar feat and get a better one...
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:42 PM - TimeCrush: It isn't Reeks fault his master sucks at leveling him up
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:43 PM - TimeCrush: Feels wrong to ditch him because he is just a bat.
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:43 PM - Statboy: reek doesn't get Skill points, just follow http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/wizard/familiar
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:43 PM - TimeCrush:

Apr 13, 2016 at 3:43 PM - Statboy: he can now speak with you
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:44 PM - TimeCrush: No no, I got that, he jsut got a couple more points of nat armor and thats really it.
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:44 PM - Statboy: Anastasia?
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:44 PM - TimeCrush: No issue there, just.
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:44 PM - TimeCrush: Ferngully
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:44 PM - TimeCrush: The pink face is waay to happy for the smirky shit eating grin I'm going for
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:44 PM - VaultBot: i remember today why i hate massive updates. it's only adding 1 map and no new classes. but it has phone capabilities...which i use all my items in
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:45 PM - Statboy: he can deliver touch spells, and you can basically use his perception for everything now. Bats just aren't great in combat
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:54 PM - TimeCrush: Should've taken LJ's offer to turn him into 'batman'
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:56 PM - theLumberJack: lol Orin would have had to been lvl 9 i think
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:57 PM - TimeCrush: We were a ways off then.
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:58 PM - theLumberJack: We still have orin's body
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:58 PM - Statboy: he has an int of 8, that's equal to below average person
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:58 PM - Statboy: i thought you shipped off Orin's body?
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:58 PM - theLumberJack: yeah but he's not medium sized with arms and legs
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:58 PM - TimeCrush: Bizzaro batman is acceptable stat
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:58 PM - theLumberJack: I may have
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:58 PM - theLumberJack: Let's go with that
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:58 PM - VaultBot: clearly ginsu is at fault, not kitchen-aid
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:59 PM - TimeCrush:

Apr 13, 2016 at 3:59 PM - TimeCrush: Jam out fellas
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:02 PM - theLumberJack: That is a groovy jam up of various styles
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:02 PM - Statboy: Maniac is my fav of theirs
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:03 PM - TimeCrush: Glad you guys liked it
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:03 PM - theLumberJack: I offer some funk in return https://talea.bandcamp.com/
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:04 PM - TimeCrush: Funktapus
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:04 PM - theLumberJack: Hells yeah
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:05 PM - TimeCrush: That bass is straight walking away with the funk.
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:07 PM - theLumberJack: Mmmhmmm
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:07 PM - VaultBot: doooooood i'm just sitting down for a few standards
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:07 PM - theLumberJack: Can't wait for their next show
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:11 PM - TimeCrush: If Satan came to me and offered to teach my hands this one snippet of piano in exchange for killing somebody, I'd heavily consider it.
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:11 PM - TimeCrush: And its from a fucking commercial
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:11 PM - TimeCrush:

Apr 13, 2016 at 4:14 PM - theLumberJack: That's not that bad actually
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:14 PM - theLumberJack: You could probably get up to that in 4-5 months
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:14 PM - TimeCrush: Woah woah LJ, time ~AND~ effort?
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:15 PM - TimeCrush: I'm talking 1 for 1, murder for some good ol' piany
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:15 PM - theLumberJack: Yeah, you gotta plan the perfect murder man. 4-5 months of planning. You think they'll give you a piano in prison?
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:16 PM - theLumberJack: That's how the devil gets you.
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:16 PM - TimeCrush: "But your honor, just listen to this"
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:16 PM - theLumberJack: Gives you the best damn piano playin' hands, makes sure you never touch a piano.
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:16 PM - TimeCrush: "Free to go"
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:16 PM - TimeCrush: Probably would be some wishmaster shit involved -_-
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:17 PM - TimeCrush: Let me get my counter-agreement to your contract for you to sign oh dark one.
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:17 PM - VaultBot: blazin sadles confirmed.
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:20 PM - theLumberJack: That funk bands next show is with a 5 piece horn section
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:20 PM - TimeCrush: Whats hp again?
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:20 PM - TimeCrush: hit die + ?
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:26 PM - English: con mod x level
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:31 PM - TimeCrush: How prominent are constructs still to you guys?
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:32 PM - theLumberJack: We're about to head back into the necropolis
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:03 PM - SoL DarkLord: As a follower of Ptah I actually have access to the artiface domain http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/cleric/domains/paizo---domains/artifice-domain
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:04 PM - SoL DarkLord: I can doe damage to constructs that bypasses DR and Hardness.
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:12 PM - theLumberJack: don't you have to take a domain when you make your character? Can you change it?
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:14 PM - Statboy: That was the domain he started with
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:14 PM - SoL DarkLord: You can take 2. I took Artiface and Exploration.
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:15 PM - theLumberJack: Oh
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:15 PM - theLumberJack: Shiny
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: I also have the Variant Channeling Forge, which when I do to harm, I inflict extra damage against metal constructs, and unattended metal items.
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:33 PM - VintagePC: I think I'm gonna have to skip my first ever PF session

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 13, 2016 at 5:35 PM - Statboy: ghasp
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:36 PM - VintagePC: primarily because I don't really have a quiet place to sit... and I'm also super-tired today. My heart wouldn't be in it
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:37 PM - Statboy: that is sad, we should still have 5 tonight
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:38 PM - SoL DarkLord: I will be late, but I will be on.
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM - VintagePC: My char sheet is in roll20, but it doesn't have my carried items in it
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:42 PM - VintagePC: (see that post)
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:44 PM - VintagePC: let me try something though... maybe I can move some stuff around and find a place that works
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:54 PM - LavaRed: TC be all up in here trying to make Lava cry
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:01 PM - theLumberJack: so smack a bitch
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:02 PM - Hexalan: dats misojenei
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM - LavaRed: stfu bitches
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM - LavaRed: lava don't cry
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM - LavaRed: lava aint no chick
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM - VintagePC: HELP HELP WE"RE BEING OPRESSED
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM - VintagePC: MASCULINISM FTW
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM - VintagePC hides
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM - LavaRed: dude
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM - LavaRed: dude
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM - LavaRed: wanna see something cool?
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:06 PM - VintagePC: don't you dude me, woman
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:08 PM - LavaRed: I don't even know how to fix this..I'm so out of the loop and it makes me sad panda
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:09 PM - theLumberJack: it probably just needs an update lavar
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:09 PM - theLumberJack: tweak the voice codec in an update, no compatibility
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:12 PM - LavaRed: I think I figured it out, will wait until yall take a break
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:13 PM - theLumberJack: its been a while since ive heard your voice
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:13 PM - LavaRed: #mouse
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:13 PM - VaultBot: est-ce toi fume un pipe, lava?
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:14 PM - LavaRed: Man, I miss this something fierce
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:15 PM - VaultBot: yes unless you are from the sharp object that lava throws
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:15 PM - theLumberJack: i have a problem with these games
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:15 PM - VaultBot: the mouse wraps around your neck and spins around until the actual mouse bit slaps you squarely in the mouth
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:16 PM - theLumberJack: i have 3 rpg sessions weekly
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:16 PM - SoL DarkLord: I keep mine limited to 2. Wednesday and Friday.
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:17 PM - LavaRed: I just miss gaming altogether
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:17 PM - VaultBot: i'm going to assume that doesn't actually fire real shells
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:17 PM - LavaRed: between school, work, momtaxi and the new baby..well, you get the point
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:17 PM - LavaRed: worst community manager EVER
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:18 PM - LavaRed: I'm making an effort to do better guys I swearz it
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:18 PM - SoL DarkLord: There there lavabread.
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:19 PM - theLumberJack: <3
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:20 PM - LavaRed:
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:29 PM - SoL DarkLord: I recently found out that two of my friends have never played a Doom game... I was saddened by this information.
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:31 PM - LavaRed: clearly you must revoke their friend cards
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:32 PM - theLumberJack: slap them with a fresh trout
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:32 PM - VaultBot: sorry was pooping
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:32 PM - SoL DarkLord: I gave them the worst look ever especially since one has claimed to have played my entire steam library which HAS a Doom game in it.
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:33 PM - theLumberJack: make it a tuna
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:33 PM - LavaRed: so he's a liar too? oh hell naw
Apr 13, 2016 at 6:34 PM - SoL DarkLord: I took his beers away and drank them in front of him.
Apr 13, 2016 at 8:54 PM - VintagePC: HAH
Apr 13, 2016 at 9:55 PM - theLumberJack: I put the video speed to 0.5 and Oppenheim sounds drunk as fuck
Apr 13, 2016 at 9:55 PM - VaultBot: because vaultbot is a farce but a shady advertising trick

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 14, 2016 4:16 AM - VaultBot: put the video speed to 0.5 and oppenheim sounds drunk as fuck
Apr 14, 2016 4:16 AM - theLumberJack: excellent.
Apr 14, 2016 8:03 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "rebel" yet.
Apr 14, 2016 8:04 AM - SoL DarkLord: Damn it's passed that 250 character limit.
Apr 14, 2016 8:05 AM - VintagePC smirks secretly
Apr 14, 2016 8:17 AM - TimeCrush: Trying to get a cosplay commissioned, budget $500-$600~, anybody have any recommendations? Besides the standard googling that its.
Apr 14, 2016 8:17 AM - TimeCrush: is*
Apr 14, 2016 9:49 AM - Statboy: Etsy, get everything you need to make it yourself
Apr 14, 2016 9:56 AM - Statboy: I would like to see you flip the table on feminazi's and reimagine a female character as a male one.
Apr 14, 2016 10:49 AM - SoL DarkLord: Man I get to renew my license this year. I'm ready to piss away one third of my paycheck to the state of michigan.
Apr 14, 2016 10:50 AM - VaultBot: skynet, here we come!
Apr 14, 2016 10:59 AM - Statboy: Move to a red state, license renewal for me is $25 for one year or $40 for two years
Apr 14, 2016 11:15 AM - SoL DarkLord: I's just the plates on my car that cost so much.
Apr 14, 2016 11:16 AM - SoL DarkLord: License renewal is also $25 here.
Apr 14, 2016 12:49 PM - Reechard: yeah here our license only costs $40 every 10 years
Apr 14, 2016 12:49 PM - Reechard: but they charge you a yearly tax based on the blue book value of your car to get your plates renewed.
Apr 14, 2016 12:49 PM - Reechard: first year here my truck was $25 and Lava's car was $25
Apr 14, 2016 12:49 PM - Reechard: now we have new cars and plates are $250 between the two.
Apr 14, 2016 12:51 PM - English: set fee here in NY... its just as expensive but not based on value of car
Apr 14, 2016 1:33 PM - SoL DarkLord: In MIchigan it's based on the weight of the car.
Apr 14, 2016 1:34 PM - SoL DarkLord: I believe. I stopped paying attention and just know it's $65 a year for my Malibu.
Apr 14, 2016 1:51 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'm pretty sure people are done borrowing my car as well. No one can ever seem to get it started other than me.
Apr 14, 2016 2:09 PM - VintagePC: no worry about it being stolen then
Apr 14, 2016 2:36 PM - Statboy: our plates are free, but you have to prove you paid property tax, my mini-van was $35 this year
Apr 14, 2016 3:19 PM - Hexalan: what if you own a car but not land or a house?
Apr 14, 2016 3:48 PM - TimeCrush:

Apr 14, 2016 3:48 PM - TimeCrush: Thats what I'd like done.
Apr 14, 2016 3:48 PM - TimeCrush: Human version of

Apr 14, 2016 3:53 PM - Hexalan: naw, you should just do the birdy one
Apr 14, 2016 3:53 PM - Hexalan: caper around in tights and singlet and mask
Apr 14, 2016 3:53 PM - Hexalan: waving your arms around to make the wings flap
Apr 14, 2016 3:56 PM - TimeCrush: Screw me, there is a WoW item called 'White leather jerkin'. Goodbye any attempt to find an actual piece of clothing
Apr 14, 2016 3:57 PM - Hexalan: do you not like jerkins?
Apr 14, 2016 3:57 PM - TimeCrush: I just google searched looking for one and got WoW links out the ass
Apr 14, 2016 3:58 PM - TimeCrush: I need it by July 7th at the latest.
Apr 14, 2016 3:58 PM - TimeCrush: And I'm trying to just hurl money at it to complete it. I have no tailor or material knowledge so making it myself is out of the question
Apr 14, 2016 3:58 PM - TimeCrush: Lest I just want to waste resources
Apr 14, 2016 3:58 PM - Hexalan: add -"world of warcraft" to the search terms
Apr 14, 2016 3:59 PM - VaultBot: using free wifi is like sleeping with the evil penguin. rest in pieces with the evil penguin.
Apr 14, 2016 3:59 PM - Hexalan: maybe a -wow too for good measure
Apr 14, 2016 4:00 PM - TimeCrush: white leather jerkin -"World of Warcraft" -"WoW" -"MaxWoW" -"Vanilla" -"ExcaliburWoW"
Apr 14, 2016 4:00 PM - TimeCrush: People just don't sell Jerkins
Apr 14, 2016 4:00 PM - Hexalan: you could try a more modern term
Apr 14, 2016 4:00 PM - Hexalan: vest?
Apr 14, 2016 4:00 PM - Hexalan: waistcoat?
Apr 14, 2016 4:01 PM - TimeCrush: Needs to be sleeveless, lets try vest.
Apr 14, 2016 4:03 PM - Hexalan: if worst comes to worst, you could just find something common and cut the sleeves off
Apr 14, 2016 4:06 PM - TimeCrush: Yes Amazon, thank you, that is exactly what I meant by "White Leather Vest"
Apr 14, 2016 4:06 PM - TimeCrush:

Apr 14, 2016 4:06 PM - TimeCrush: My cosplay is complete
Apr 14, 2016 4:09 PM - Hexalan: sorry tc i don't think you could pull that off
Apr 14, 2016 4:35 PM - VintagePC: BEEP BOOP
Apr 14, 2016 4:49 PM - theLumberJack: robo penguin
Apr 14, 2016 5:02 PM - Statboy: http://www.amazon.com/Leather-Sleev...1460671309&sr=8-3&keywords=white+leather+vest
Apr 14, 2016 6:34 PM - Statboy: finally found a MOBA i like, Orcs Must Die Unchained, tower defense moba FTW

 

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Apr 15, 2016 5:42 AM - VintagePC makes a bad pun about TC no longer being blue
Apr 15, 2016 6:30 AM - TimeCrush: \o/
Apr 15, 2016 9:40 AM - Statboy: dabudidabudee
Apr 15, 2016 9:41 AM - Statboy: only us 30 something's will get that reference I'm guessing
Apr 15, 2016 10:06 AM - theLumberJack: can confirm did not understand reference
Apr 15, 2016 10:09 AM - Statboy:

Apr 15, 2016 10:12 AM - Statboy: Chart topping song back in '98
Apr 15, 2016 10:13 AM - Statboy: '98 was a great year for music
Apr 15, 2016 10:14 AM - Statboy:

best song from '98, what am I saying best song ever
Apr 15, 2016 10:15 AM - Statboy: waits for the hate to roll in
Apr 15, 2016 10:42 AM - Hexalan: dabadeedabuadeibebdadabadebebdudabedeedabudaaaa
Apr 15, 2016 11:18 AM - VaultBot: wtf are you looking at that you can't be on public wifi? lol
Apr 15, 2016 11:18 AM - SoL DarkLord: Now I'll be making a quiet return to the building I last worked in. and I mean quiet, I'm going to try to bring little to no attention to me.
Apr 15, 2016 11:20 AM - SoL DarkLord: Also today in history, the Titanic hit the iceberg that sank it.
Apr 15, 2016 11:44 AM - English: Ok Roleplaying question
Apr 15, 2016 11:44 AM - English: I have a LG paladin of Shelyn
Apr 15, 2016 11:44 AM - English: Our cleric was injured and then healed but is unconscious
Apr 15, 2016 11:45 AM - English: we are about 2ish miles from town. and I can easily carry the cleric. However the rest of the party has already started down into the cave chasing the person that injured the cleric
Apr 15, 2016 11:46 AM - English: Would the paladin bring the cleric back to town? Or leave the cleric with the sorceress (Who is NG) and proceed into thecave with the group
Apr 15, 2016 11:46 AM - Hexalan: which god is the cleric?
Apr 15, 2016 11:46 AM - English: i'm not worried about the sorceress doing anything sketchy
Apr 15, 2016 11:46 AM - English: Desna
Apr 15, 2016 11:46 AM - English: two Good Deities
Apr 15, 2016 11:48 AM - Hexalan: what level is y'all? does the party have other healing?
Apr 15, 2016 12:01 PM - VaultBot: a moment of silence for our comrade reechard, if you care to join us
Apr 15, 2016 12:01 PM - theLumberJack: Punch the cleric, forsake your god. Become a lich, conquer the world
Apr 15, 2016 12:02 PM - English: 1st level
Apr 15, 2016 12:02 PM - English: no other healer
Apr 15, 2016 12:02 PM - English: only one other meat shield
Apr 15, 2016 12:03 PM - English: and I actually like this paladin
Apr 15, 2016 12:03 PM - Hexalan: the cleric would wish for you to accompany your party, not for vengeance but to ensure that they are not injured away from help pursuing the one who had harmed him/her
Apr 15, 2016 12:03 PM - Hexalan: or something
Apr 15, 2016 12:10 PM - Statboy: send the caster into the cave to help capture, you said there's another tank down there, so they need the caster more
Apr 15, 2016 12:11 PM - Hexalan: wait, you can't even heal at level 1 can you
Apr 15, 2016 12:11 PM - Hexalan: lol i play a paladin
Apr 15, 2016 12:39 PM - SoL DarkLord: Send in the caster, while the paladin protects the cleric.
Apr 15, 2016 12:41 PM - Statboy: so far since Seattle has raised the minimum wage to $15 homelessness has jumped up 25% and the mayor has declared a state of emergency
Apr 15, 2016 12:42 PM - Statboy: I wish liberals would learn raising the minimum wage only lowers the number of jobs and increases the cost of living
Apr 15, 2016 12:43 PM - Statboy: Yet California and New York have at least weekly protests asking for it
Apr 15, 2016 12:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: But the problem is Minimum wage was always supposed to be a living wage, and you can't live on minimum wage alone.
Apr 15, 2016 12:46 PM - theLumberJack: I could not live on a $7 wage
Apr 15, 2016 12:47 PM - SoL DarkLord: No one can, because at least in michigan after taxes, while working at 40 hours you get around $230 left. My car is $168 a month, my phone is $45 So there is essentially one paycheck right there. Rent of most places is around $700 a month in my area. so yea... no you can't.
Apr 15, 2016 12:58 PM - Statboy: I agree u can't live on minimum wage, but to change that you have to lower the cost of living
Apr 15, 2016 12:59 PM - Statboy: raising minimum wage only raises the cost of doing business, and the cost of living
Apr 15, 2016 1:00 PM - Statboy: in the end it just makes $15 less valuable, and doesn't change that minimum wage isn't enough to live on
Apr 15, 2016 1:02 PM - Statboy: I say ease government regulations on housing and lower taxes so that you can rent a nice place for $400 instead of $700
Apr 15, 2016 1:03 PM - Statboy: stop subsidizing ethonal so that food prices will drop
Apr 15, 2016 1:06 PM - Reechard: we could always go to universal healthcare so 1/3 of my wife's checks don't go straight to that...
Apr 15, 2016 1:06 PM - Reechard: oh no I forgot
Apr 15, 2016 1:06 PM - Reechard: can't do that either
Apr 15, 2016 1:06 PM - Statboy: money for nothing and shit for free, when has that ever worked?
Apr 15, 2016 1:07 PM - Reechard: no stat
Apr 15, 2016 1:07 PM - Reechard: no
Apr 15, 2016 1:07 PM - Reechard: not shit for free
Apr 15, 2016 1:07 PM - Reechard: they wouldn't even need to raise taxes
Apr 15, 2016 1:07 PM - VaultBot: dunno if it is
Apr 15, 2016 1:07 PM - Reechard: they just need to cut spending on the shit that 80% of taxes are already going straight at
Apr 15, 2016 1:07 PM - Reechard: our military is too fucking big
Apr 15, 2016 1:07 PM - Reechard: and wastes SO much money
Apr 15, 2016 1:08 PM - Statboy: you could allow trade across state lines on health insurance to lower costs
Apr 15, 2016 1:08 PM - Reechard: health insurance is bad
Apr 15, 2016 1:08 PM - Reechard: health insurance is 80% of the reason healthcare costs are so ridiculous
Apr 15, 2016 1:09 PM - Statboy: I'm just saying lower cost and deregulate to make things cheaper not tax and spend
Apr 15, 2016 1:09 PM - Statboy: health insurance is a scam right now
Apr 15, 2016 1:09 PM - Reechard: deregulation helps no one but the people that can profit from the situation
Apr 15, 2016 1:10 PM - Reechard: ESPECIALLY in today's society
Apr 15, 2016 1:10 PM - VaultBot: gg google translate
Apr 15, 2016 1:10 PM - Statboy: deregulation could cut healthcare costs in half or more
Apr 15, 2016 1:13 PM - Reechard: it could
Apr 15, 2016 1:13 PM - Reechard: and it won't
Apr 15, 2016 1:14 PM - Reechard: because nobody's going to lower any friggin costs just because the government makes it easy for them to lower costs.
Apr 15, 2016 1:14 PM - Statboy: also our military is currently back to just post ww2 level in size
Apr 15, 2016 1:14 PM - Reechard: our military is ridiculous and wasteful
Apr 15, 2016 1:14 PM - Reechard: ask literally anyone who's been in the military
Apr 15, 2016 1:14 PM - Reechard: ask them how much ammo they wasted on the range
Apr 15, 2016 1:15 PM - Reechard: because if they don't shoot it all up, their budget didn't get used, and it'll shrink next year
Apr 15, 2016 1:15 PM - Reechard: ask them how much extra shit they order because they have to in order to meet numbers
Apr 15, 2016 1:15 PM - Statboy: I'm with you there all government programs have massive waste
Apr 15, 2016 1:16 PM - Reechard: but no, nobody's going to lower costs because laws have changed
Apr 15, 2016 1:16 PM - Statboy: how much money could the government save by just cutting waste?
Apr 15, 2016 1:16 PM - Reechard: look at the recession, in its entirety
Apr 15, 2016 1:16 PM - Reechard: look at corporate profits lately
Apr 15, 2016 1:16 PM - Reechard: they're stupid high
Apr 15, 2016 1:17 PM - Statboy: not for profit hospitals will lower costs. for profit business will when somebody else comes along and does it cheaper
Apr 15, 2016 1:17 PM - Reechard: because they downsized on workforce, required the remaining workforce to do twice the work, and now that the economy is recovering, they certainly haven't rehired anyone
Apr 15, 2016 1:17 PM - Statboy: competition drives down costs
Apr 15, 2016 1:17 PM - Reechard: there won't be any competition
Apr 15, 2016 1:18 PM - Reechard: it's all owned by the same 4 people already
Apr 15, 2016 1:18 PM - Statboy: w
Apr 15, 2016 1:18 PM - Reechard: nobody can get a leg in
Apr 15, 2016 1:19 PM - Statboy: if someone can do something cheaper you can damn well beat they'll start a business
Apr 15, 2016 1:20 PM - Statboy: high cost sectors such as broadband will be the last to adjust. wait we already have Google going around doing things better and cheaper
Apr 15, 2016 1:22 PM - Reechard: all that causes is people to buy a decent product for a cheap price until THAT guy drives everyone else out of business
Apr 15, 2016 1:22 PM - Reechard: at which time his product becomes shitty
Apr 15, 2016 1:22 PM - Reechard: #walmart
Apr 15, 2016 1:23 PM - Statboy: we have monopoly laws, if a company actually drives out all competition they'll be divided themselves
Apr 15, 2016 1:23 PM - Reechard: that worked really well for ma bell...
Apr 15, 2016 1:24 PM - Reechard: all of the old solutions sucked and didn't work.
Apr 15, 2016 1:24 PM - Reechard: it's time to try new things.
Apr 15, 2016 1:24 PM - Statboy: like capitalism? we haven't truly had it in decades

 

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Apr 15, 2016 at 1:25 PM - Reechard: yeah, it didn't work
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:25 PM - Reechard: because in real capitalism, it works until a few people have control over everything
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:25 PM - Statboy: socialism is tried and failed many times over
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:25 PM - Reechard: and then it instantly switches to being an oligarchy
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:26 PM - Statboy: capitalism isn't governance, the oligarchy is a separate problem
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:27 PM - Statboy: also capitalism never worked? What about N vs S Korea? China vs Tapai?
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:27 PM - VaultBot: that show...is still going?
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:27 PM - Statboy: Or China's economy after getting back Hong Kong from the British and keeping Hong Kong capitalist?
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:28 PM - Statboy: How's the EU socialism working out for them btw?
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:29 PM - Statboy: Capitalism worked great for America the very few years we actually did it correctly. Which is with Anti-trust laws and worker rights laws
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:31 PM - Statboy: also argentina

Apr 15, 2016 at 1:32 PM - Statboy: *drops mic*
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:43 PM - theLumberJack: For the cost of some medical procedures in the US you could move to spain for two years and get it there
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:45 PM - VaultBot: yes amazon, thank you, that is still the only scrim i have 3 rpg sessions weekly
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:45 PM - theLumberJack: Military spending should be increased! #CanadianPolitics
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:49 PM - VintagePC: maybe if people and corporations weren't just greedy twats
Apr 15, 2016 at 1:49 PM - theLumberJack: Maybe I should run for mayor
Apr 15, 2016 at 2:21 PM - SoL DarkLord: Higher taxes on those that ship jobs outside the country, and less on military spending.
Apr 15, 2016 at 2:22 PM - SoL DarkLord: https://media.nationalpriorities.org/uploads/discretionary_spending_pie,_2015_enacted.png
Apr 15, 2016 at 2:23 PM - SoL DarkLord: Also let's make those in office work for minimum wage. or nothing at all.
Apr 15, 2016 at 2:28 PM - SoL DarkLord: I have been playing minecraft again, and have forgotten how much fun it could be, when it's not crashing or having latency issues all the time.
Apr 15, 2016 at 3:31 PM - Statboy: I second that sol, i believe all our countries problems could be solved if all politicians worked for minimum wage
Apr 15, 2016 at 3:31 PM - VaultBot: the government save by just cutting waste?
Apr 15, 2016 at 3:31 PM - Statboy: or took vows of poverty\
Apr 15, 2016 at 3:33 PM - SoL DarkLord: MIcrosoft is apparently suing the federal government.
Apr 15, 2016 at 3:34 PM - TimeCrush: Jumping waaaay back. Stat, 23, still remember the horribly animated music video. Not that old : P
Apr 15, 2016 at 3:39 PM - TimeCrush: Also, just digested the political talk in box. I'm going to shut up lest I get blown out of the water by people who have a better grasp on it than I do.
Apr 15, 2016 at 3:40 PM - TimeCrush: But to do a little , I'm picking up more of what Reechard is putting down. Stats feels very 'free market'
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:17 PM - Statboy: you'd rather be North Korea than South? Free market is the way to go, not unrestricted, we need specific laws to give power to the consumers and work force lest the business's control everything
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:18 PM - Statboy: watch that video on Argentina that i linked
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:19 PM - Statboy: Also "feels very free market" how is that an argument?
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:20 PM - Statboy: The more I talk to you young people the more I think, this generation thinks what we've had the last 20 years is capitalism. It's not, it's incredibly far from capitalism. To blame our current troubles on an economic state that we don't use is naive
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:22 PM - Statboy: it's like people thinking socialism is social programs, it's not. The definitions of capitalism and socialism make no mention of social programs
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:23 PM - Statboy: it's about ownership of goods and services, nothing else
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:27 PM - Statboy: The unemployment rate in 1933 was 25%, that year the first social programs in America were enacted, alongside socialism. The effect was an actual unemployment going to 51% in 1934 while the "official" unemployment dropped to 21%.
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:28 PM - Statboy: same thing happened in every country the year they introduced socialism, they introduced social programs, redefined who was unemployed and had unemployment rise while official figures of unemployment dropped.
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:29 PM - Statboy: I wrote a 20 page paper on that process happening in France, Sweden, and Portugal
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:30 PM - TimeCrush: Stat, please, I'm not supposed to have any more sodium.
Apr 15, 2016 at 4:57 PM - Statboy: i am that old guy yelling at kids to get off of my lawn
Apr 15, 2016 at 5:00 PM - Statboy: my point remains, socialism is a terrible evil, it has only ever given more power and wealth to those in charge and never helped the little guy
Apr 15, 2016 at 5:48 PM - theLumberJack: At least no one down there is endorsing the leap manifesto
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:32 PM - Hexalan: the new deal didn't cause unemployment, stat
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:33 PM - Hexalan: the great depression was an ongoing effect, and the new deal, combined with WW2 spending ended it
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:33 PM - Hexalan: the last 20 years in america is capitalism the same way that the soviet union was communism
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:35 PM - VaultBot: something like ""you think it's easy...""
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:35 PM - Hexalan: who here's in favor of the 27th amendment
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:35 PM - Hexalan: we can make minimum wage the 28th
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:46 PM - Statboy: http://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/how-fdrs-new-deal-harmed-millions-poor-people
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:46 PM - Statboy: Unemployment was 25% before the new deal, but the new deal did worsen unemployment
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:59 PM - Hexalan: finally got to the end of that video
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:59 PM - Hexalan: aside from the fact that it's mostly just blatant anti-democrat propaganda
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:59 PM - VaultBot: wtf? i just tap into the wifi of wherever i am
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:59 PM - Hexalan: imma say that at least 25% of it is just false
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:04 PM - Hexalan: some of it is overstated, like the proclamation that argentina was the world's secondmost powerful economy
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:05 PM - Hexalan: by 1913, the US was already by far the world's largest economy, and the UK, Russia, Germany, France, etc. had GDPs many times Argentina's
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:07 PM - VaultBot: lonesome revealing his browsing habits?
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:07 PM - Hexalan: it overlooks and oversimplifies most of the important factors in argentina's economic demise, like the fact that the first depression was caused not by economic overreach, but political instability, the recession had basically ended by 1991, and the next depression was caused almost entirely by foreign affairs, not domestic
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:12 PM - English: how bout we move the politics to serious discussion
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:12 PM - English: mmmkkkay
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:21 PM - Hexalan: hey english
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:21 PM - Hexalan: don't forget to vote in the primary
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:44 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "dicks" yet.
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:47 PM - VaultBot: twatbabbies and disney movie princesses, but not sure that plastic would hold up to silver or their team disbanded and smokey is a huge dbag :/ in other news apparently the forum software we already use for various things... and yet there's still stuff that is still the only scrim i have a samurai though since thats what i play a paladin
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:47 PM - theLumberJack: Well that was one of the weirder things I think I've made vb say
Apr 15, 2016 at 8:52 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "lj" yet.

 

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Apr 16, 2016 9:40 AM - Statboy: good lord can't leave box for a second, Hex we're gonna need to re-educate you.
Apr 16, 2016 11:36 AM - VaultBot: hahah stat
Apr 16, 2016 11:55 AM - SoL DarkLord: Guys I think I found the secret to love, through my dogs... All you have to do is feed people surely someone will love you just for that.
Apr 16, 2016 11:56 AM - VaultBot: has told me anything about "rebel" yet.
Apr 16, 2016 11:56 AM - SoL DarkLord: damnit.
Apr 16, 2016 11:56 AM - VaultBot: vintag vintage even up
Apr 16, 2016 2:01 PM - theLumberJack: anyone doing anything interesting
Apr 16, 2016 2:21 PM - LavaRed: juggling children, who outnumber me 2-1
Apr 16, 2016 2:21 PM - theLumberJack: If you add in a third one you could make a show out of it
Apr 16, 2016 2:21 PM - theLumberJack: How high do you juggle them?
Apr 16, 2016 2:22 PM - theLumberJack: Do you toss them behind your bag? Under the leg? Can you do pins too?
Apr 16, 2016 2:22 PM - LavaRed: just high enough for the ceiling fan to fluff their back hair
Apr 16, 2016 2:22 PM - VintagePC: out over a balcony
Apr 16, 2016 2:22 PM - LavaRed: Blanket, Noooooo!
Apr 16, 2016 2:23 PM - VaultBot: final boss was a disturbing photoshop'd image i just saw
Apr 16, 2016 2:26 PM - LavaRed: pretty sure my son has plotted against me today to never nap longer than 10 minutes...not sure if I should complain or be thankful because he sleeps 11 hours at night...
Apr 16, 2016 2:26 PM - theLumberJack: He sleeps more than my dog
Apr 16, 2016 2:26 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "infanticide" yet.
Apr 16, 2016 2:27 PM - LavaRed: WOAH
Apr 16, 2016 2:27 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "woah" yet.
Apr 16, 2016 2:27 PM - LavaRed: oy vey
Apr 16, 2016 2:27 PM - VaultBot: formats because most things turned off. they only start when i was originally going to 51% in 1934 while the "official" unemployment dropped to 21%.
Apr 16, 2016 2:29 PM - theLumberJack: My dog woke up at 4 to vomit
Apr 16, 2016 2:30 PM - theLumberJack: and then wanted to be fed at 530
Apr 16, 2016 2:30 PM - LavaRed: gross
Apr 16, 2016 2:30 PM - LavaRed: archer sleeps 10pm-9am almost every day
Apr 16, 2016 2:30 PM - theLumberJack: That's wonderful
Apr 16, 2016 2:31 PM - LavaRed: except that means his naps are very few and short
Apr 16, 2016 2:31 PM - LavaRed: so I get nothing done...
Apr 16, 2016 2:32 PM - theLumberJack: I see the problem now
Apr 16, 2016 2:33 PM - VaultBot: what i play a paladin
Apr 16, 2016 2:33 PM - LavaRed: None of this would bug me if I had the capacity to sleep all night myself
Apr 16, 2016 2:36 PM - LavaRed: /endrant
Apr 16, 2016 2:38 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "rant" yet.
Apr 16, 2016 2:47 PM - theLumberJack: I see how that would compound the situation
Apr 16, 2016 2:59 PM - Statboy: This is why i'll never have a baby, I'm entirely to selfish to give all my free time over to someone else
Apr 16, 2016 7:09 PM - Reechard: Lava is in school, so it's only "all" of her free time because of how much she already has on her plate.
Apr 16, 2016 8:15 PM - theLumberJack: I want to have children one day
Apr 16, 2016 8:40 PM - Statboy: is it not all your free time as well reechard?

 

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Apr 17, 2016 6:43 AM - LavaRed: Typically Stat, no it isn't. He still spends his weekends going to gaming conventions, arcades etc.
Apr 17, 2016 6:53 AM - theLumberJack: What a nerd
Apr 17, 2016 6:53 AM - theLumberJack: Ive been playing cities skylines this weekend and was super confused when my city had a black out
Apr 17, 2016 6:53 AM - theLumberJack: My solar plant caught fire
Apr 17, 2016 6:53 AM - theLumberJack: Too much sun I guess
Apr 17, 2016 7:28 AM - VaultBot: on ings are shot in 4k there's rumors the note 4 may be a living wage, and you can&#039;t live on minimum wage alone.
Apr 17, 2016 7:28 AM - Reechard: apparently overwatch open beta means "wait in line for 4 hours waiting for a server slot"
Apr 17, 2016 7:29 AM - Reechard: which I refuse to do.
Apr 17, 2016 7:43 AM - theLumberJack: lol
Apr 17, 2016 9:20 AM - theLumberJack: my next pf session is going to have an yrthak encounter and a 11 headed pyrohydra if the party goes where I think they will
Apr 17, 2016 10:44 AM - Statboy: lol, my DnD 3.5 character would just keep smashing the heads, and try to tank all the flames for the team. He would die
Apr 17, 2016 6:12 PM - Statboy: At some point in our PF game, you guys are going to be very happy in the necropolis. For once the evil GM has a surprise you'll like awaiting you

 

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Apr 18, 2016 4:52 AM - theLumberJack: is it fat loot?
Apr 18, 2016 4:52 AM - theLumberJack: did we get an xp tally from last week?
Apr 18, 2016 7:29 AM - TimeCrush: A commune with the friendly spirits of our fallen?
Apr 18, 2016 8:05 AM - theLumberJack: Lol. I don't expect that one
Apr 18, 2016 8:32 AM - Hexalan: how is it monday again
Apr 18, 2016 8:43 AM - theLumberJack: I don't know
Apr 18, 2016 8:43 AM - theLumberJack: My feelings about this are torn
Apr 18, 2016 8:43 AM - theLumberJack: On one hand it's another week and they go by too quickly.
Apr 18, 2016 8:43 AM - theLumberJack: On the other hand I get to play more pathfinder tomorrow
Apr 18, 2016 9:17 AM - Hexalan: same
Apr 18, 2016 9:34 AM - VaultBot: and trying to speak for everyone
Apr 18, 2016 9:34 AM - Statboy: i got DnD on fridays, probably fat loot, small chance of death and dismemberment. I doubt you guys will have trouble with this one.
Apr 18, 2016 9:36 AM - Statboy: You guys didn't get much XP last week, this week will give you much more. As a lot of XP comes from quest completion, generally speaking anybody you left alive but still accomplished your goal with you get the XP as if you beat them in battle, but not till the quest is over
Apr 18, 2016 9:37 AM - Statboy: That's not 100% true, but at least 75% true
Apr 18, 2016 9:40 AM - VaultBot: would you rather go back to the qvga/vga/svga/xga/sxga naming scheme?
Apr 18, 2016 9:40 AM - English: at least
Apr 18, 2016 9:40 AM - English: key words there
Apr 18, 2016 9:41 AM - Statboy: +1750 xp which brings everyone to 21050
Apr 18, 2016 9:43 AM - Statboy: Its kinda funny English I've never seen a PF group leave so many people alive. The only people they needlessly killed was after they failed both a diplomacy and intimidate checks
Apr 18, 2016 9:46 AM - English: Oh man you should see my current PF group where I am playing a paladin. We haven't stopped to loot one goblin
Apr 18, 2016 9:46 AM - English: must have killed at least 20+ of the fuckers and we have not looted a single one
Apr 18, 2016 9:48 AM - Statboy: I think our group would have tried to talk things out with the Goblins and only attacking if provoked
Apr 18, 2016 10:00 AM - English: Well I also did capture about 10 other goblins because they got hit with a Color Spray and I refused to let our group coup-de-grace them after there was no other threats present
Apr 18, 2016 10:05 AM - theLumberJack: They drew first!
Apr 18, 2016 10:32 AM - VaultBot: like capitalism? we haven't stopped to loot one goblin
Apr 18, 2016 10:33 AM - English: LOL VB
Apr 18, 2016 10:36 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "bayonet" yet.
Apr 18, 2016 10:37 AM - theLumberJack: Ah well
Apr 18, 2016 10:37 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
Apr 18, 2016 10:39 AM - Reechard:
Apr 18, 2016 11:41 AM - Hexalan: "They drew first!" he uses as justification for slaughtering defenceless, nonthreateningprisoners
Apr 18, 2016 11:41 AM - Hexalan: 5 minutes after yelling at people for fighting back after being attacked by a gang of muggers
Apr 18, 2016 11:44 AM - theLumberJack: How were they defencessless
Apr 18, 2016 11:44 AM - theLumberJack: or prisoners
Apr 18, 2016 1:49 PM - VintagePC: :stir
Apr 18, 2016 2:00 PM - theLumberJack:
Apr 18, 2016 2:16 PM - Hexalan: oh
Apr 18, 2016 3:28 PM - Statboy: Vigilante is now open source
Apr 18, 2016 3:28 PM - Statboy: for PF
Apr 18, 2016 3:34 PM - VaultBot: guys i think i confused myself -_-
Apr 18, 2016 3:34 PM - English: vigilante is such a silly class
Apr 18, 2016 4:38 PM - VaultBot: i still beat it with my +2 resistance to lava
Apr 18, 2016 4:38 PM - Hexalan: looks like a despeced rogue with far too many "talents" and "specializations"
Apr 18, 2016 5:32 PM - Statboy: Vigilante seems similar to Evil, in that it needs a campaign designed just for it. But a vigilante campaign could be fun
Apr 18, 2016 5:36 PM - English: my thoughts exactly stat
Apr 18, 2016 7:01 PM - theLumberJack: is all of UI up now?
Apr 18, 2016 7:16 PM - Statboy: i think so, i've been trying to find a list of spells and feats added, but can't find it
Apr 18, 2016 7:52 PM - theLumberJack: http://imgur.com/a/PA4eT
Apr 18, 2016 7:53 PM - Hexalan:

Apr 18, 2016 7:54 PM - VaultBot: lava being jelly
Apr 18, 2016 7:54 PM - Hexalan: ultimate intrigue pdfs are online if you want to steal one
Apr 18, 2016 8:27 PM - Statboy: LJ is definitely taking fencing grace
Apr 18, 2016 8:28 PM - theLumberJack: Why would I take fencing grace
Apr 18, 2016 8:28 PM - theLumberJack: I use a scimitar
Apr 18, 2016 8:29 PM - theLumberJack: Also definitely a reprint of that feat for it to be in UI
Apr 18, 2016 8:49 PM - Statboy: I mix up scimitars and rapiers a lot
Apr 18, 2016 9:03 PM - VaultBot: slamming it down on the table
Apr 18, 2016 9:03 PM - Statboy: new panache feats

 

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Apr 19, 2016 6:10 AM - theLumberJack: piercing versus slashing is the real difference gameplay wise
Apr 19, 2016 7:47 AM - Hexalan: who likes peta
Apr 19, 2016 8:12 AM - English: TLK take Slashing Grace
Apr 19, 2016 8:12 AM - English: TLJ*
Apr 19, 2016 8:40 AM - Statboy: and piercing isn't good for bypassing DR
Apr 19, 2016 9:15 AM - theLumberJack: Dervish Dance
Apr 19, 2016 9:16 AM - Statboy: The only PDF's I found online were the playtest one's, not the final release
Apr 19, 2016 9:21 AM - theLumberJack: That's a bummer
Apr 19, 2016 9:22 AM - Statboy: i found my couple sites that said they did, but when I clicked the link my anti-virus threatened to quit if I continued into the site.
Apr 19, 2016 9:23 AM - Statboy: I don't want computer herpes
Apr 19, 2016 9:23 AM - theLumberJack: That's valid
Apr 19, 2016 9:24 AM - theLumberJack: Tonigh in my pf game the players will face a pair of Yrthaks outside a cave
Apr 19, 2016 9:24 AM - theLumberJack: Within the cave lies an 11 headed pyrohydra, and a construct that I haven't made yet
Apr 19, 2016 9:25 AM - theLumberJack: They guard the entrance to a secret underground society
Apr 19, 2016 9:26 AM - Statboy: Have you looked at ranged disable? Use Disable Device by shooting the device with a ranged weapon
Apr 19, 2016 9:27 AM - theLumberJack: That'd be useful
Apr 19, 2016 9:27 AM - theLumberJack: Dat feat chain though
Apr 19, 2016 9:28 AM - theLumberJack: Will keep it in mind for when I eventually make a bow based character
Apr 19, 2016 9:28 AM - Statboy: Yah, you're not getting it before level 9, and you'd better be pouring your feats into ranged weapons
Apr 19, 2016 9:29 AM - theLumberJack: I know Zanros is going to take Combat Reflexes at level 7
Apr 19, 2016 9:29 AM - theLumberJack: He'll also get a bonus feat at level 7 that I'm still pondering
Apr 19, 2016 9:33 AM - Statboy: rofl, take all the AOO's, so I did some reading up on those. AOO became very simple for PF, you only get AOO for leaving a threatened square or performing a specific action that causes one
Apr 19, 2016 9:33 AM - Statboy: such as spell casting, or ranged attacks
Apr 19, 2016 9:34 AM - theLumberJack: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kUav_Aajz.../6bxpgwaIqv0/s1600/Pathfinder+AoO+Capture.jpg
Apr 19, 2016 9:34 AM - Statboy: also withdraw actions don't eliminate all AOO's, it just treats the square you start in as not threatened
Apr 19, 2016 9:36 AM - theLumberJack: I should take taunt
Apr 19, 2016 9:36 AM - theLumberJack: bluff instead of intimidate with no size penalty
Apr 19, 2016 9:37 AM - Statboy: if you take that i'm going to have to start recording the number of HD each creature has
Apr 19, 2016 9:38 AM - theLumberJack: lol
Apr 19, 2016 9:39 AM - VaultBot: with the friendly spirits of our fallen?
Apr 19, 2016 9:39 AM - theLumberJack: Move into enemy square
Apr 19, 2016 9:39 AM - theLumberJack: Taunt from between their legs
Apr 19, 2016 9:40 AM - theLumberJack: Tempting to also take extra panache
Apr 19, 2016 9:52 AM - theLumberJack: I should take butterfly sting
Apr 19, 2016 9:52 AM - theLumberJack: give all my criticals to Mavruk
Apr 19, 2016 9:54 AM - Statboy: 1d10+1.5 of mavs str *2 instead of 1d4+ your str *2
Apr 19, 2016 9:54 AM - VaultBot: lonesome what the fuck
Apr 19, 2016 9:54 AM - theLumberJack: No I have dex to damage already
Apr 19, 2016 9:55 AM - theLumberJack: but yeah one will do a bit more
Apr 19, 2016 9:55 AM - theLumberJack: It'd technically be whoever hit it next
Apr 19, 2016 9:56 AM - Statboy: what feat gives you dex to damage?
Apr 19, 2016 9:56 AM - theLumberJack: whirling dervish archetype lets me count as having dervish dance after level 4
Apr 19, 2016 9:57 AM - Statboy: i don't think i'd read that feat before
Apr 19, 2016 9:58 AM - theLumberJack: it's slashing grace only for scimitars
Apr 19, 2016 10:08 AM - theLumberJack: requires dance instead of weapon focus
Apr 19, 2016 10:57 AM - theLumberJack: It has just occured to me that the pyrohydra can breath attack with all its heads at the same time
Apr 19, 2016 11:29 AM - Statboy: breath weapons are autohit with reflex save for half damage. Could he insta-gib all your PC's?
Apr 19, 2016 12:09 PM - English: There are now three feats that allow dex for damage on melee weapons that are Paizo official. Slashing Grace, Fencing Grace, Dervish Dance
Apr 19, 2016 12:09 PM - English: if you include Path of War, a common third party resource, there is a fourth
Apr 19, 2016 12:09 PM - English: Deadly Dexterity or something like that
Apr 19, 2016 12:45 PM - theLumberJack: no just most of them
Apr 19, 2016 12:46 PM - VaultBot: or i really hope he is lol
Apr 19, 2016 12:46 PM - theLumberJack: the monk is pretty much going to always get half damage and has a good con mod
Apr 19, 2016 12:46 PM - theLumberJack: the cavalier has plenty of hp
Apr 19, 2016 12:46 PM - theLumberJack: the samurai has dr 5 to fire and they count as separate attacks so he'll be fine
Apr 19, 2016 12:46 PM - theLumberJack: the druid and bard on te other hand
Apr 19, 2016 12:49 PM - English: dey fucked
Apr 19, 2016 1:09 PM - theLumberJack: I will attempt to refrain from insta-gibbing anyone
Apr 19, 2016 1:29 PM - Statboy: if you insta-gib everyone on 1 shot, that's your fault, if 1 or 2 weakly made characters die, that's their fault
Apr 19, 2016 1:30 PM - Statboy: see Grognaks low AC, low con mod, front line fighter build
Apr 19, 2016 1:35 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Apr 19, 2016 1:38 PM - theLumberJack: There's some followers travelling with them because the cavalier has leadership
Apr 19, 2016 1:39 PM - theLumberJack: an yrthak is ging to attempt to eat one to start the first encounter
Apr 19, 2016 1:44 PM - Hexalan: stat i can show you a link for slightly illegal pdfs if you want
Apr 19, 2016 1:44 PM - Hexalan: i downloaded the new book yesterday
Apr 19, 2016 1:45 PM - Statboy: well so long as its only slightly illegal, that makes it alright
Apr 19, 2016 1:45 PM - Hexalan: lol
Apr 19, 2016 1:45 PM - Hexalan: shady megaupload clone
Apr 19, 2016 1:45 PM - Statboy: i thought that guy went to jail, was it Kim Dotcom?
Apr 19, 2016 1:46 PM - Hexalan: yeah
Apr 19, 2016 1:46 PM - Hexalan: it's an unaffiliated filehoster with a .nz that's based off the old megaupload system
Apr 19, 2016 1:46 PM - VaultBot: vintage!!! i see an online minecraft server and its not op.
Apr 19, 2016 1:46 PM - Statboy: no i'm good with illegal, whats the link?
Apr 19, 2016 1:48 PM - Hexalan: check yo convo
Apr 19, 2016 1:50 PM - theLumberJack: tlj is most certainly not requesting a hook up
Apr 19, 2016 1:50 PM - theLumberJack: any such would be completely unsolicited
Apr 19, 2016 1:51 PM - Hexalan: gotta get with those 4chans fam
Apr 19, 2016 1:51 PM - Statboy: a 4chan link was one of the first that my virus blocker said had super herpes
Apr 19, 2016 1:52 PM - Statboy: now i don't trust them so much
Apr 19, 2016 1:52 PM - Hexalan: you don't have norton, do you?
Apr 19, 2016 1:52 PM - Hexalan: mcafee?
Apr 19, 2016 1:52 PM - Statboy: Webroot
Apr 19, 2016 1:54 PM - Hexalan: turns out mega.nz is actually the direct successor to megaupload, and founded by kim dotcom
Apr 19, 2016 1:54 PM - Statboy: $50 a year but its amazing, and has full online and phone support. I got a virus once, and called them, they remote connected and cleaned up my computer. Time was 15 minutes from when I picked up the phone to till goodbye
Apr 19, 2016 1:58 PM - Statboy: rofl, alchemist interrogator archetype, can create injections and serums
Apr 19, 2016 2:04 PM - theLumberJack: norton and mcafee are both terrible
Apr 19, 2016 2:04 PM - theLumberJack: john mcafee even thinks mcafee antivirus is shit now
Apr 19, 2016 2:06 PM - Statboy: a problem with anti-virus software is that viruses are made to get around the biggest companies software. So the biggest companies are usually the worst
Apr 19, 2016 2:11 PM - Statboy: Bard:Wit archetype, I needed that when I was creating Tyrion
Apr 19, 2016 2:12 PM - Hexalan: you can still take it if it doesn't affect firstlevel abilities
Apr 19, 2016 2:13 PM - Statboy: it replaces bardic knowledge with +1 to intimidate/sense motive/bluff/diplomacy/linguistics
Apr 19, 2016 2:13 PM - Statboy: it basically replaces being good at knowledge with being good at talking
Apr 19, 2016 3:05 PM - English: But that really wouldnt fit thematically... Cause Tyrion is both intelligent and witty
Apr 19, 2016 3:15 PM - Statboy: am i not currently witty?
Apr 19, 2016 3:17 PM - Statboy: Its a minor decrease to knowledge skills, for a minor increase to oratory skills, the part of it i like is how thematic the bardic performances become
Apr 19, 2016 3:19 PM - Statboy: counter argument instead of counter song, cutting remark as a bardic performance
Apr 19, 2016 3:21 PM - Statboy: it takes away versitile performance and adds quick witted
Apr 19, 2016 3:42 PM - English: Ok in that case it does fit. If you want I would have no problem letting you retcon it in
Apr 19, 2016 3:42 PM - English: we are starting a new campaign with my tabletop group
Apr 19, 2016 3:43 PM - English: and I am making a wizard that stumbled into the Planescape setting because he couldn't read his handwriting in his spellbook

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 19, 2016 at 4:33 PM - theLumberJack: beautiful
Apr 19, 2016 at 5:15 PM - VaultBot: nah, i think i'll use it for everything it's actually capable of?
Apr 19, 2016 at 5:15 PM - Statboy: rofl

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 20, 2016 6:33 AM - Reechard: hahaha english this is what I thought of
Apr 20, 2016 6:33 AM - Reechard:

Apr 20, 2016 6:42 AM - theLumberJack: my party spent an hour last night trying not to murder eachother so they did not get to the hydra
Apr 20, 2016 6:42 AM - theLumberJack: though the encounter with the yrthak was set up so they could get chased into the cave they were going to
Apr 20, 2016 6:42 AM - theLumberJack: half the party ran for te cave and the other half stood in the open trying to fight the yrthaks
Apr 20, 2016 6:46 AM - theLumberJack: The samurai was hit to -14 and the druid was hit to -7
Apr 20, 2016 6:49 AM - theLumberJack: and for the antivirus discussion, john mcafee essentially calls mcafee antivirus a virus because it's hard to uninstall and nags you for money
Apr 20, 2016 6:58 AM - Reechard: John McAfee is kiiiiiindof a blowhard.
Apr 20, 2016 7:18 AM - theLumberJack: i know
Apr 20, 2016 7:18 AM - theLumberJack: i find him hilarious
Apr 20, 2016 7:18 AM - theLumberJack: he should have a cartoon based off of him
Apr 20, 2016 7:19 AM - theLumberJack: the wayward adventures of john mcafee
Apr 20, 2016 7:19 AM - theLumberJack: or how to get on a watchlist
Apr 20, 2016 8:07 AM - Reechard: he could be arch-nemeses with Linus Torvalds and his Amazing SuperEgo
Apr 20, 2016 9:49 AM - Statboy: Don't give TV any ideas, they'll put Mcafee, Dotcom, and Zuckerberg in a reality show together. It'll be called two bullies beating a nerd
Apr 20, 2016 10:00 AM - VaultBot: dat feat chain though
Apr 20, 2016 10:00 AM - Statboy: I just realized no matter what happens this election will have a first. The first time in history a rich white family has moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
Apr 20, 2016 1:27 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Lol stat xD
Apr 20, 2016 1:29 PM - Cheese4Everyone: So I finally have a laptop again. Chromebooks are pretty sweet
Apr 20, 2016 1:36 PM - English: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese
Apr 20, 2016 1:36 PM - English: I need a personality for my Wizard who cant read his own handwriting
Apr 20, 2016 2:14 PM - Cheese4Everyone: English
Apr 20, 2016 2:14 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Lets see
Apr 20, 2016 2:15 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Do you want to rp a serious character or a humorous one?
Apr 20, 2016 2:15 PM - Cheese4Everyone: or a bit of both?
Apr 20, 2016 2:18 PM - English: Well let me give you some background. It is in the Planescape setting
Apr 20, 2016 2:18 PM - English: taking place specifically in Sigil
Apr 20, 2016 2:18 PM - Cheese4Everyone: My first thought would be a character that wants to keep up an his image as a powerful all knowing mage, and so distracts others from his inability to read.
Apr 20, 2016 2:19 PM - VaultBot: yea, it has phone capabilities...which i use
Apr 20, 2016 2:19 PM - English: My character is a wizard who is focused on Conjuration (Teleportation) and was trying to create a portal to somewhere else on Golarion and legitimately couldnt read his handwriting and ended up in the multiverse on Sigil
Apr 20, 2016 2:20 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Or you could have him be a bit carefree and spite others who put on airs or seem overly academic.
Apr 20, 2016 2:21 PM - English: and I guess his atittude towards the fact that he couldnt read his handwriting is on the carefree side
Apr 20, 2016 2:21 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Yeah I think that would be more fun.
Apr 20, 2016 2:22 PM - VaultBot: that says more about you than us
Apr 20, 2016 2:22 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Maybe give him an odd fashion sense. Like a affinity for clashing clothes/ odd hats/ gloves/ boots
Apr 20, 2016 2:24 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Maybe since he can't keep track of things on paper, he has developed an amazing memory. Or just keeps everything he finds so he won't forget it.
Apr 20, 2016 2:24 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Kelpto hoarder wizard lol
Apr 20, 2016 2:24 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Klepto*
Apr 20, 2016 2:26 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Question: How does he read his spell book? If this is 5e you should totally take wild magic.
Apr 20, 2016 2:29 PM - English: Nah its Pathfinder. I would just say that maybe not all the time he cant read it. just some of the time. Might work out something with the GM where I have to roll a d100 and if below a 2 or 3 The spell doesnt work as expected
Apr 20, 2016 2:29 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Mhhh
Apr 20, 2016 2:29 PM - English: Or might just RP it myself
Apr 20, 2016 2:29 PM - Cheese4Everyone: So does your character want to try and get home at all?
Apr 20, 2016 2:30 PM - English: im not going blaster wizard so it shouldnt be TOO detrimental to my party. I mean he is a wizard and he does like knowing and learning things so maybe not right away
Apr 20, 2016 2:30 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Does he have anything to go back to? Or was he happy to get lost and go on an adventure?
Apr 20, 2016 2:31 PM - English: Lets say.... No just academia friends
Apr 20, 2016 2:31 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Maybe he is an inquisitive researcher type, wants to take samples of things from the plane?
Apr 20, 2016 2:31 PM - Cheese4Everyone: brb need to walk to nexr class
Apr 20, 2016 2:33 PM - English: lol np. I mean this would be a huge discovery if he somehow found a way into the multiverse from Golarion. Scholars know a lot about the planes of existence but Sigil exists outside and apart from Golarion and it's planes of existence
Apr 20, 2016 2:43 PM - Statboy: Spirit Whisperer and Familiar Adept both use the Familiar to store spells instead of the spellbook. You could RP him like he just doesn't listen to his familiar and tries to keep a crappy spellbook anyway
Apr 20, 2016 2:45 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Hahaha constantly arguing with your familiar could be funny
Apr 20, 2016 2:45 PM - English: Hahaha that does sound pretty funny
Apr 20, 2016 2:46 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Lol you should get like a massive tome for your spellbook and throw it around when you can't read it.
Apr 20, 2016 2:47 PM - Cheese4Everyone: talk yo your gm and see if he'll let you have a special indestructable one or something
Apr 20, 2016 2:48 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Put it on a chain and swing it around like a flail
Apr 20, 2016 2:48 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Just add spikes and you've got a darksouls 3 character lol
Apr 20, 2016 2:49 PM - English: can familiars speak at level 1?
Apr 20, 2016 2:50 PM - English: like even telepathically back to me?
Apr 20, 2016 2:50 PM - Statboy: no
Apr 20, 2016 2:50 PM - English: they can just understand me?
Apr 20, 2016 2:50 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Sadness
Apr 20, 2016 2:50 PM - English: That would have been so hilarious cheese
Apr 20, 2016 2:51 PM - Statboy: yes, you have an emotional link, but they can't actually communicate until 5
Apr 20, 2016 2:51 PM - theLumberJack: teach it sign language
Apr 20, 2016 2:51 PM - English: constantly arguing with my familiar about the spell
Apr 20, 2016 2:51 PM - Statboy: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/wizard/familiar
Apr 20, 2016 2:51 PM - English: and it always ends up as me disagreeing with the familiar and going to my spellbook but i cant read my handwriting
Apr 20, 2016 2:51 PM - English: but i dont want to admit defeat to my familiar
Apr 20, 2016 2:51 PM - English: so i just wing it
Apr 20, 2016 2:51 PM - English: and get it wrong
Apr 20, 2016 2:52 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Ugghhh I really don't want to sit through another metaphysics lecture today....
Apr 20, 2016 2:52 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Fuuuucckkkk
Apr 20, 2016 2:52 PM - English: LOL pwnt
Apr 20, 2016 2:53 PM - theLumberJack: will trade metaphysics lecture for biomedical engineer exam i had to write
Apr 20, 2016 2:53 PM - Cheese4Everyone: How many different conceptions of god are there? Lets count them class....
Apr 20, 2016 2:54 PM - Cheese4Everyone: I'm sitting outside the class room now trying to decide if I should skip lol
Apr 20, 2016 2:54 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Can't even rationalize that I'd do something productive with the time
Apr 20, 2016 2:54 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Since my internship ended I've got 2 days a week of classes
Apr 20, 2016 2:54 PM - Cheese4Everyone: fucking 5 day weekend
Apr 20, 2016 2:54 PM - Cheese4Everyone: kills all my motivation.
Apr 20, 2016 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: That is not what I thought metaphysics lectures would be about
Apr 20, 2016 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: I will not trade
Apr 20, 2016 2:57 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Dude like half of metaphysics is trying to trace knowledge/causality back to it's point of origin. Which inevitably always comes back to god, cause no one actually has an answer that can be defended rationally
Apr 20, 2016 2:57 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Except Hume
Apr 20, 2016 2:57 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Hume just says we don't know shit
Apr 20, 2016 2:57 PM - Cheese4Everyone: But thats cool cause our working understanding seems fine
Apr 20, 2016 2:58 PM - theLumberJack: I thought it would be the physics of metamaterials
Apr 20, 2016 2:58 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Nope.avi
Apr 20, 2016 2:58 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Poli sci/ Philosophy major here
Apr 20, 2016 2:58 PM - theLumberJack: <-Electrical Engineering
Apr 20, 2016 2:58 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Though I am taking a programming class next semester
Apr 20, 2016 2:59 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Looking forward to learning C
Apr 20, 2016 2:59 PM - theLumberJack: Do you know any programming already?
Apr 20, 2016 2:59 PM - Cheese4Everyone: What year are you LJ?
Apr 20, 2016 2:59 PM - theLumberJack: 4/5
Apr 20, 2016 3:00 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Not formally no. But I've taken a deductive systems class but that should carry over a bit
Apr 20, 2016 3:00 PM - Cheese4Everyone: At least in terms of the thought process, not so much the actual skills
Apr 20, 2016 3:00 PM - theLumberJack: Ah
Apr 20, 2016 3:00 PM - VaultBot: question: how does he read his own handwriting
Apr 20, 2016 3:00 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Wait. I lied. I know a little Java

 

[VaultBot]

Apr 20, 2016 at 3:00 PM - theLumberJack: C is a fickle beast
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:01 PM - theLumberJack: If you have an array of length i, it will let you access the data past i
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:01 PM - Cheese4Everyone: 4/5? You doing a 5 year masters course then?
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:01 PM - theLumberJack: No, bachelors of engineering
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:02 PM - Cheese4Everyone: 120+ credits?
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:02 PM - theLumberJack: How many credits do you put per course?
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:02 PM - English: anywhere from 3-5 usually
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:03 PM - Cheese4Everyone: 3 is average
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:03 PM - Cheese4Everyone: 4 -5 is for special major courses
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:03 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Or internships in some cases
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:03 PM - English: Typical American university degree is about 4 or 5 classes a semester for 8 semesters
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:03 PM - English: so about 32-40 classes
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:04 PM - theLumberJack: 6 courses a semester
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:04 PM - English: anywhere from about 110-130 units is considered normal range
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:04 PM - theLumberJack: So ~140 credits i guess
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:05 PM - VaultBot: one time too many
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:05 PM - theLumberJack: It's a "4 year program," I'm just not doing it in four years
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:05 PM - VaultBot: jeebus... the specs on this phone
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:05 PM - theLumberJack: The provincial student loan office considers it a 5 year program but the university markets it as 4
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:06 PM - English: damn
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:07 PM - theLumberJack: My grandmother had set up an RESP to pay for my first four years, and now that's up I'm not too sure how I'm going to pay for the rest of it yet
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:07 PM - Cheese4Everyone: What he said ^
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:08 PM - English: get a jerb!
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:08 PM - English: or loans
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:08 PM - English: 1 year shouldnt be too awful
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:08 PM - English: unless you go to like $90,000/year school
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:08 PM - English: that would suck
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:09 PM - theLumberJack: I'm a touch short of paying off this semester so I need to do that before I can apply for a loan because I have to be enrolled to get the loan.
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:09 PM - theLumberJack: Worst case I take a year off and get a jerb
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:10 PM - theLumberJack: Because of the requirements and scheduling of the courses I have left I have to start my last go through in a summer term
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:11 PM - English: that blows
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:11 PM - theLumberJack: Indeed
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:12 PM - theLumberJack: Thankfully not a $90k a year school
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:12 PM - theLumberJack: It's like $600 a course
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:12 PM - theLumberJack: Then like 500-700 in fees for a year
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:12 PM - English: so about $7500 for the year?
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:12 PM - English: er before fees that is
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:13 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Room and board?
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:13 PM - Cheese4Everyone: + food
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:14 PM - theLumberJack: No that's not including room and board and food
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:14 PM - theLumberJack: That's lab fees, admin fees, bus pass fees, insurance fees
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:14 PM - theLumberJack: (dental/health)
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:46 PM - TimeCrush: How much left of this semester needs paid if you are comfortable sharing?
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:47 PM - theLumberJack: $2k
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:49 PM - VaultBot: i'm thinking it's time for a carcassonne
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:49 PM - TimeCrush: A small personal loan would be hell to get sans employment.
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:49 PM - TimeCrush: Anything for potential collateral?
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:55 PM - theLumberJack: Nope
Apr 20, 2016 at 3:55 PM - theLumberJack: Anyone want to buy a guitar?
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:31 PM - LavaRed: if I had 2k I would totally send you a loan for such purposes
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:33 PM - theLumberJack: I appreciate the thought lavar
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:33 PM - theLumberJack: I wouldn't want to take that kind of money from a mother
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:36 PM - LavaRed: why would that make a difference? lol
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:37 PM - theLumberJack: Children are expensive
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:37 PM - LavaRed: so is school
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:38 PM - theLumberJack: True
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:38 PM - theLumberJack: How's school for you lavar?
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:39 PM - LavaRed: the content is slightly below me at the moment, however the amount of time consuming assignments is kicking my ass
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:39 PM - VaultBot: we&#039;s rumors the woods replied to thread d&d... what say ye?. oh, that yes you getting there vintage? something new is a farce
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:39 PM - LavaRed: how's yours?
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:40 PM - theLumberJack: just finished exams for the winter semester
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:40 PM - theLumberJack: good material, all directly applicable to various fields
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:41 PM - LavaRed: great!
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:41 PM - theLumberJack: I made an electrocardiogram in a lab
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:41 PM - theLumberJack: that was fun
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:41 PM - LavaRed: holy crap that sounds awesome
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:41 PM - LavaRed: all I did was research dissertation topics
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:41 PM - LavaRed: lol
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:43 PM - theLumberJack: It's surprisingly simple!
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:43 PM - theLumberJack: It's the making it safe to plug into a wall and attach to a person constantly that's expensive
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:43 PM - theLumberJack: We ran ours off 9V batteries for safety
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:46 PM - LavaRed: good idear
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:46 PM - LavaRed: still looking for a good dissertation topic
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:46 PM - LavaRed: I have given myself the deadline of May 25th to comprise a generalized idea
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:47 PM - theLumberJack: If I do the summer courses I can start my senior year project in the fall
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:49 PM - LavaRed: thesis?
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:49 PM - theLumberJack: No we do year long academic/professional projects in groups with internal and external supervisors
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:49 PM - VaultBot: thankfully not a $90k a year school
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:49 PM - theLumberJack: essentially as a small contractor group to develop something
Apr 20, 2016 at 4:49 PM - LavaRed: nice!
Apr 20, 2016 at 5:52 PM - Hexalan: is hume the fat one?
Apr 20, 2016 at 5:53 PM - VintagePC: just finishing dinner, should be in shortly after 7
Apr 20, 2016 at 5:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: Mmmm I made myself some Venison Tenderloin.
Apr 20, 2016 at 8:46 PM - VintagePC:

Apr 20, 2016 at 8:46 PM - VintagePC: someone shop a keyboard in there. please.
Apr 20, 2016 at 8:47 PM - VaultBot: the phrase goes ""if your experiment needs statistics to make your picture look pretty
Apr 20, 2016 at 8:47 PM - theLumberJack: I don't know how
Apr 20, 2016 at 8:50 PM - theLumberJack: Stat for my macros do you want me to keep grouping the damage into the kind that it is or shove it into one field
Apr 20, 2016 at 8:50 PM - theLumberJack: I can't find anything that summs them up
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:02 PM - Hexalan: just remembered
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:03 PM - Hexalan: level 6
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:03 PM - Hexalan: good hitters get second attack
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:10 PM - theLumberJack: Yeah my attack sequence is delicious
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:11 PM - Hexalan: what's the rule on drawing a second weapon for the next attack?
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:11 PM - theLumberJack: Drawing a weapon is a move action still
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:12 PM - theLumberJack: So if you want to use a second weapon you have to draw it then attack, and then you are two weapon fighting
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:12 PM - theLumberJack: http://imgur.com/54zFb7t
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:16 PM - Hexalan: your attack bonus is so high the -5 for consecutive attacks in unnoticeable
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:17 PM - theLumberJack: Yes
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:17 PM - theLumberJack: Those attacks actually got the same roll

 

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Apr 20, 2016 at 9:19 PM - theLumberJack: 12
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:21 PM - theLumberJack: I'm curious as to how well Orin would be doing at this point
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:22 PM - theLumberJack: He was going to become a master chymist (dr jekyl/mr hyde)

 

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Apr 21, 2016 9:40 AM - Statboy: LJ it's whatever lets you tell me the damage the fastest. You might face some people who are immune to precision
Apr 21, 2016 9:41 AM - VaultBot: borderlands 1.5 to be a troll.
Apr 21, 2016 9:41 AM - Statboy: Also ultimate intrigue totally made a better Dr.Jekyl/ Mr.Hyde archetype
Apr 21, 2016 9:44 AM - Statboy: A metamorph doesn't get extracts or potions, but does still get mutagens. He gets alter self, then monstrous physique I-IV, then giant form I-II as he levels up. Those aren't as potions but abilities
Apr 21, 2016 10:14 AM - VaultBot: smokey can suck a big
Apr 21, 2016 10:14 AM - theLumberJack: delicious
Apr 21, 2016 10:15 AM - theLumberJack: The precision damage is my swashbuckler level so that's easiest
Apr 21, 2016 2:25 PM - Statboy: TLJ, i was looking up your build, cause it seems a little OP, how do you get your scimitar to qualify as piercing?
Apr 21, 2016 2:27 PM - Statboy: nvm i found it
Apr 21, 2016 2:27 PM - Statboy: good lord your build is broken though
Apr 21, 2016 2:53 PM - English: Dancing Dervish
Apr 21, 2016 2:54 PM - English: it is good, but all you have to do is throw and ooze at him and his damage goes to regular fighter status
Apr 21, 2016 2:54 PM - English: an ooze*
Apr 21, 2016 2:55 PM - VaultBot: person a notification?
Apr 21, 2016 2:55 PM - English: Or an elemental
Apr 21, 2016 2:55 PM - English: or something incorporeal
Apr 21, 2016 3:21 PM - Statboy: lol, we've thrown 2 ooze's at him, he sat back and watched Vintage the Orc squish it
Apr 21, 2016 3:22 PM - Statboy: while the witch threw fire and acid at it
Apr 21, 2016 3:23 PM - Statboy: incorporeal didn't stop him, he applied silver sheen to his blade
Apr 21, 2016 3:42 PM - VaultBot: job vintag
Apr 21, 2016 3:42 PM - English: Incorporeal just reduces his precision and crit damage
Apr 21, 2016 3:45 PM - English: actually now that i read it i dont know if incorporeal are immune to precision damage
Apr 21, 2016 3:45 PM - English: they just take reduced damage from magical attacks and no damage from normal attacks
Apr 21, 2016 3:48 PM - Statboy: silversheen lets them apply half damage, i think it does take precision though
Apr 21, 2016 3:49 PM - Statboy: nvm it is immune to precision
Apr 21, 2016 3:50 PM - VaultBot: dude like half of metaphysics is trying to create a portal to somewhere else on golarion and legitimately couldnt read his handwriting and ended up in the multiverse on sigil
Apr 21, 2016 3:50 PM - Statboy: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/creature-types#subtype-incorporeal
Apr 21, 2016 3:59 PM - English: I don't know if silversheen allows non magical weapon to hit incorporeal creatures...
Apr 21, 2016 4:00 PM - English: All it does is allow the weapon to function as if it has had the alchemical silvering process
Apr 21, 2016 4:00 PM - English: and all that allows is for you to bypass DR/silver
Apr 21, 2016 4:06 PM - Statboy: i wonder what they did use then, they applied something, and it was something the Investigator made
Apr 21, 2016 6:36 PM - theLumberJack: It was silversheen, but you can hit incorporeal with silver?
Apr 21, 2016 10:13 PM - Hexalan: not that i'm aware of

 

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Apr 22, 2016 8:38 AM - VaultBot: we just ignore vaultbot
Apr 22, 2016 8:38 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Morning all
Apr 22, 2016 8:40 AM - theLumberJack: Those colours
Apr 22, 2016 9:00 AM - English: Happy Birfday Cheese
Apr 22, 2016 9:01 AM - English: TLJ -- All silversheen allows you to do is bypass DR on things such as lycanthropes that have DR/Silver
Apr 22, 2016 9:01 AM - English: it does not allow you to hit incorporeal
Apr 22, 2016 9:11 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Thanks English
Apr 22, 2016 9:11 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Got up early and went down to the DMV to get my license flipped. It's nice to be first in line lol
Apr 22, 2016 9:12 AM - English: hahah
Apr 22, 2016 9:15 AM - LavaRed: Happy CheesDay to you
Apr 22, 2016 9:15 AM - LavaRed: Happy CheeseDay to you
Apr 22, 2016 9:15 AM - LavaRed: Happy CheeseDay dear PROVOLOOOONE
Apr 22, 2016 9:15 AM - LavaRed: Happy CheeseDay to you!
Apr 22, 2016 9:16 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Hahaha thanks Lava
Apr 22, 2016 9:17 AM - LavaRed: whalecum!
Apr 22, 2016 9:18 AM - English: Your Government Child Snatcher people
Apr 22, 2016 9:20 AM - VaultBot: i vault bot will put my trolling to shame
Apr 22, 2016 9:20 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Would you rather have someone without a sense of humor
Apr 22, 2016 9:22 AM - LavaRed: touche
Apr 22, 2016 9:22 AM - LavaRed: so funny story
Apr 22, 2016 9:22 AM - LavaRed: one of our foster kids is a really twisted sicko
Apr 22, 2016 9:23 AM - LavaRed: got pissed at her foster dad for making her clean up her dinner plate
Apr 22, 2016 9:23 AM - Cheese4Everyone: o. o
Apr 22, 2016 9:23 AM - LavaRed: so she lured the family cat into her room, snapped it's neck and hid it in her shoebox, knowing full well foster mom was packing her clothes and shoes for vacation the next week
Apr 22, 2016 9:24 AM - LavaRed: foster mom finds said week-old dead kitteh
Apr 22, 2016 9:24 AM - VaultBot: maybe not... but i think that would be more fun.
Apr 22, 2016 9:24 AM - LavaRed: had my supervisor pay to cremate the damn thing, urn it, and give it to them, after they had the kid removed
Apr 22, 2016 9:24 AM - LavaRed: so my coworkers and I decided it would be funny
Apr 22, 2016 9:25 AM - LavaRed: to put a beanie baby kitteh in a box and staple it to my supervisor's office wall
Apr 22, 2016 9:25 AM - LavaRed: it's still hanging there
Apr 22, 2016 9:26 AM - LavaRed:
Apr 22, 2016 9:28 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Ohhhh boy...how'd that go over?
Apr 22, 2016 9:28 AM - VaultBot: no that&#039;s not including room and board?
Apr 22, 2016 9:28 AM - LavaRed: oh she thought it was hysterical...nearly puked from laughing so hard
Apr 22, 2016 9:28 AM - LavaRed: if you don't have that kind of humor in our job, you get burnt out like nobody's business
Apr 22, 2016 9:28 AM - LavaRed: we're deserped and we're okay with that
Apr 22, 2016 9:29 AM - Cheese4Everyone: I can imagine.
Apr 22, 2016 9:30 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Working with kids in rough spots, world can seem pretty dark at times.
Apr 22, 2016 9:30 AM - LavaRed: for me it's just keeping my calm while dealing with irate parents
Apr 22, 2016 9:31 AM - LavaRed: not all are bad
Apr 22, 2016 9:31 AM - Cheese4Everyone: But you're working to try and make it brighter right
Apr 22, 2016 9:31 AM - LavaRed: most of my parents see our involvement as the help they needed
Apr 22, 2016 9:31 AM - LavaRed: but yes exactly!
Apr 22, 2016 9:31 AM - Cheese4Everyone: And some...don't.
Apr 22, 2016 9:32 AM - LavaRed: some parents are just douchebags who will never admit they have a problem or need help
Apr 22, 2016 9:32 AM - LavaRed: some are so mentally challenged it will just never be feasible
Apr 22, 2016 9:32 AM - English: rofl that is so fucked up its funny lavar
Apr 22, 2016 9:37 AM - Hexalan: meow
Apr 22, 2016 9:38 AM - LavaRed:
Apr 22, 2016 9:39 AM - English: Lisa is wants to be an emergency foster family Lavar
Apr 22, 2016 9:40 AM - LavaRed: that's a massive undertaking...what brought that on?
Apr 22, 2016 9:42 AM - English: I don't know. and I don't know if I want to be one
Apr 22, 2016 9:42 AM - English: as selfish as that sounds
Apr 22, 2016 9:43 AM - LavaRed: Coming from experience in the field, as a parent, and as a friend, I would advise against it until your daughter is at least old enough to defend herself and run away
Apr 22, 2016 9:43 AM - LavaRed: not that all placement are violent or anything
Apr 22, 2016 9:44 AM - LavaRed: but the reality is that many of these kids go into emergency care because they are exposed/abused/traumatized and that initial night is usually foul
Apr 22, 2016 9:44 AM - LavaRed: also, both parents need to be on board
Apr 22, 2016 9:46 AM - LavaRed: sorry lol I'm done spewing
Apr 22, 2016 9:51 AM - Statboy: I'm remembering my two best friends growing up, they were placed in foster care. They we're pretty fucked up that first year or so, until they got with a good family. But yah they were hell on the emergency foster home they had
Apr 22, 2016 9:52 AM - LavaRed: the weird thing is, most kids are hell to that emergency home because despite what their bio parents have put them through, most of the time those kids are still wanting them and loving them
Apr 22, 2016 9:52 AM - Statboy: Just imagine children that don't know anything other than torture and abuse, and how they would come to think and behave
Apr 22, 2016 9:52 AM - Statboy: My friends had a complete mistrust of adults, and saw it as a relationship were however hits the hardest wins
Apr 22, 2016 9:53 AM - LavaRed: that's actually a much smaller percentage than you think though
Apr 22, 2016 9:53 AM - VaultBot: rofl that is so empty
Apr 22, 2016 9:53 AM - LavaRed: approximately 20% of our kiddos are like that
Apr 22, 2016 9:54 AM - LavaRed: the rest aren't even aware of anything being wrong
Apr 22, 2016 9:54 AM - LavaRed: a great deal of parents provide love and stability for their kiddos, so the kids only know THAT part of mom and dad
Apr 22, 2016 9:55 AM - LavaRed: so they are traumatized by our removing them, not necessarily by what the parents have done
Apr 22, 2016 9:55 AM - Statboy: That seems logical, for every completely mistrustful kid is a completely sheltered kid
Apr 22, 2016 9:55 AM - LavaRed: indeed
Apr 22, 2016 9:56 AM - LavaRed: and actually, we don't just remove kids when things go wrong...I have lots of kids who are still at home with intensive services to help the family
Apr 22, 2016 9:56 AM - LavaRed: my case load is about 50/50 In-home/Out-of-home
Apr 22, 2016 9:57 AM - Statboy: My friends are the worst horror stories of foster care you could imagine
Apr 22, 2016 9:58 AM - LavaRed: try me
Apr 22, 2016 10:05 AM - Statboy: rofl, killing animals was nothing, the 3 of us joined a gang at age 8-9. We met the gang going out to meet the 8yo's cigarette dealer. When my parents found out I was in a gang I was 12 and they just up and moved
Apr 22, 2016 10:05 AM - Statboy: my friends stayed in
Apr 22, 2016 10:16 AM - LavaRed: THAT is a gang?
Apr 22, 2016 10:16 AM - LavaRed: you m ust not be near chicago
Apr 22, 2016 10:17 AM - LavaRed: we have several gangs here that specialize in smuggling krokodil in diapers
Apr 22, 2016 10:17 AM - LavaRed: and one in particular that specializes in trafficking
Apr 22, 2016 10:17 AM - Statboy: Gangs in Kansas City are about survival, in our old neighborhood you ran with a gang or you didn't walk out the door
Apr 22, 2016 10:18 AM - Statboy: they didn't do the hard crimes, mostly selling marijuana and underage products to minors
Apr 22, 2016 10:18 AM - LavaRed: you got lucky though, here not so much
Apr 22, 2016 10:18 AM - LavaRed: and the gang signs are getting disgustingly subtle and harder to spot
Apr 22, 2016 10:21 AM - Statboy: The danger in KC is that one guy that looks like a wino with a brown bag drink. It turns out to be water and he's waiting for someone dumb enough to be alone to mug and murder
Apr 22, 2016 10:25 AM - VaultBot: by armor you mean cup, and motion detector for when you're asleep?
Apr 22, 2016 10:25 AM - English: I fail to see how KC is any worse than any other major metro area that has a gang problem
Apr 22, 2016 10:26 AM - Statboy: its not, its better than most
Apr 22, 2016 10:26 AM - Statboy: just horror stories of foster kids
Apr 22, 2016 4:37 PM - theLumberJack: Such chery conversation in box today
Apr 22, 2016 4:39 PM - VintagePC: what's cheaper these days if portability is no concern... drive + separate external enclosure or get an external drive
Apr 22, 2016 4:39 PM - theLumberJack: probably en external drive i would imagine
Apr 22, 2016 4:39 PM - VintagePC: looking for 3+ tb
Apr 22, 2016 4:39 PM - theLumberJack: no idea then
Apr 22, 2016 4:40 PM - theLumberJack: why would you buy a single drive that large?
Apr 22, 2016 4:40 PM - VintagePC: backup?
Apr 22, 2016 4:40 PM - theLumberJack: Ah
Apr 22, 2016 4:41 PM - theLumberJack: I was imagining you trying to back up a 3 TB drive onto other drives
Apr 22, 2016 4:41 PM - VintagePC: nah
Apr 22, 2016 4:42 PM - VintagePC: I just want something I can regularly rsync to and forget about for the next X years

 

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Apr 22, 2016 at 4:45 PM - VintagePC: it would be nice if NAS/RAID boxes weren't so stoopid expensive
Apr 22, 2016 at 4:47 PM - theLumberJack: just make one
Apr 22, 2016 at 4:47 PM - theLumberJack: Old computer laying around?
Apr 22, 2016 at 4:48 PM - VintagePC: no... and I want something small, not another tower
Apr 22, 2016 at 5:51 PM - VintagePC: womp womp
Apr 22, 2016 at 5:51 PM - VintagePC: go to peel an egg in the sink
Apr 22, 2016 at 5:51 PM - VintagePC: drop it down the garbage disposal
Apr 22, 2016 at 5:52 PM - VintagePC:
Apr 22, 2016 at 5:53 PM - VintagePC: also burnt my hand on a hot pan handle yesterday... I'm on a roll this week
Apr 22, 2016 at 5:54 PM - theLumberJack: :applaud:
Apr 22, 2016 at 5:56 PM - VintagePC: had a friend who said he had an extra PAX ticket, didn't hear from them again
Apr 22, 2016 at 5:57 PM - VintagePC: my luck this week though I'd just have a booth collapse on me or something :-/
Apr 22, 2016 at 5:58 PM - VintagePC: now I just know I need to start F5ing the ticket page in september or something
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:02 PM - VintagePC: goddamnit
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:03 PM - VintagePC: which deity have I offended? next egg's shell just completely shatters and a quarter of it is inseparable from the shell
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:04 PM - VintagePC ragequits the week
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:04 PM - theLumberJack:
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:15 PM - Statboy: you can't ragequit yet, life isn't done beating you down
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:39 PM - LavaRed: poor pengoo
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:39 PM - LavaRed: don't worry
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:39 PM - LavaRed: eggs just lead to egg farts
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:39 PM - LavaRed: you're better off
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:55 PM - theLumberJack: gross
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:55 PM - VintagePC: *poot*
Apr 22, 2016 at 6:57 PM - Statboy: lol, eggs smell like fart when there cooked
Apr 22, 2016 at 7:07 PM - theLumberJack: what kind of farts do you people have
Apr 22, 2016 at 7:40 PM - Hexalan: the fart of someone who only injects the country's #2 meth
Apr 22, 2016 at 8:22 PM - Statboy: in PF can you make a charge attack from a flying broom? I'm just imagining a full armor fighter going lance from a broom instead of horse
Apr 22, 2016 at 8:26 PM - Statboy: or flying carpet, that would be hilarious
Apr 22, 2016 at 8:51 PM - Hexalan: stat if you give me a flying broom i'll charge from it
Apr 22, 2016 at 8:54 PM - VintagePC: sounds kinky
Apr 22, 2016 at 9:47 PM - Hexalan: if you know what i mean